Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis

February 17th, 2010 // 236 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN WITH YOUR MINDS.

NOTE: Having some issues uploading uncensored versions this morning – divine providence perhaps? – so the NSFW shots are the last row. Don’t get fired.

NOTE: Full size versions are now NSFW (might have to refresh) and I removed the uncensored shots from the bottom row. For the sake of humanity.

NOTE: Bumped to the top just to see if I could add one more note to this post. I win!

Photos: Getty
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  1. DuckP

    Looks like roast beef.

  2. BigHead86

    you forgot to remove the stars

  3. All i see is pink star… that should get fixed

  4. blah

    fix photo links

  5. Mooooooooooooooooo

    No penis and no talent…..

  6. Quinn

    rough morning huh fish?

  7. IdHitThat

    I’d hit that.

  8. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph

    Please leave the links as is, I just ate.

  9. The end pictures have no stars

  10. Name (required)

    1. Pictures still have stars.
    2. Still was a dude. I don’t care what anyone says. I can go get my dick cut off and have a sex change as well, but I’m still a dude.
    3. He’s fuckin-ugly.

  11. WTF

    Looks like part of a smashed ball sack. Chewy too.

  12. Craig

    …pics or it didn’t happen.

  13. misterfister

    It looks like a ham wallet

  14. brilliant

    Keep clicking people….

  15. L

    Nip Slip too

  16. HLM

    I’d have to say there’s no tuckage there. Even if (s)he had one cut off, I guess that still physically makes it a girl.

  17. stupidass

    well, i’d eat her pink star.

  18. stupidass

    well, i’d eat her pink star.

  19. BOB

    She may not have the best face but her body is good. At least she shaves. It makes up for her “B B B Butterface”

  20. Richard McBeef

    POST OP.

    I won’t believe that is a XX female until I see a karyotype.

  21. Johnny fuksac

    I would bend that dude over and jam that man made vagina full of my hot lovin! Its a girl now right? that doesn’t make me gay!

  22. Johnny fuksac

    How do you piss off lady gaga? you p p p p pokerface!! Damn thats funny!

  23. Valerie

    Good for her, more women need to let their vaginas hang out so losers have a better understanding of what they look like in person.

    • dick

      they need to get rid of the star,i kinda startin to think its a cover up,y dont she admit it ,probably loose all fans and suck. and val if ur pussies loose dont be showin that in public.cuz gaga got dick the size of euro men(Small)

  24. John

    Well, it’s definitely not gay if you beat them up afterwards…

  25. mills223

    This lady is just ridiculous. I mean come on who in their right mind likes this crap. It’s like see who can look the silliest and use AutoTune to become a star these days.

  26. skin2win

    WTF no vagina? Just a big pink gay star? I’m glad i can’t see it being that it probably has teeth and would jump out of the screen to eat my balls.

  27. mills223

    This lady is just ridiculous. I mean come on who in their right mind likes this crap. It’s like see who can look the silliest and use AutoTune to become a star these days.

  28. bi chick

    I clicked through several times and still see stars :( But maybe I should thank you for that?

  29. rien

    I’m honestly surprised she went the “skin tone nylon” route instead of just gluing the lace directly to her skin…

    And GaGa, darling; I love you, I really do. But it you’re going to perform on a backlit stage, you might want to consider shaving above your knees.

  30. theorangebox

    Speaking of vaginas….

    Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and Sarah Palin’s vagina?

    A: Only 20 percent of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

  31. Anna

    She’s wearing skin coloured panties! How is it that you can’t notice????

  32. Jade

    I am still undecided about her. I love most of her music and her videos are awesome. But it would be nice to just see the real woman now and again behind all of that bazzar clothing.

  33. I’m not sure if the stars still being on the full sized pictures is a good thing, or a bad thing…

    Its like a trainwreck I just can’t stop looking at, a trainwreck inside a vagina…

  34. Giorgio!

    The other day when Robert Pattison said he was afraid of vaginas he must have been talking about hers/his.

  35. just sayin

    Uhh, Orangebox: You must represent the mentally challenged socialist minded people of this country. Get a life, loser.

  36. Fuck You Phish

    Since when is a giant pink star NSFW you stupid motherfucker?

  37. anonymoose

    i wholly agree with #25!

    this is crap. if this woman had any talent she wouldn’t be trying so hard to blind us with stupid outfits and naked flesh.

    gehhhhhh. her music and antics are mediocre at best. no sale.

  38. NG

    Oh God, why…

  39. Anthony

    Wasn’t “she” the bad guy at the end of the first Ghostbusters movie?
    “There is no Dana, only Zuul?”
    I’m almost sure of it.

  40. LOLCLICKS

    Nice one, Superficial. Going for as many click-throughs as possible to get to the juice is something I’ve got used to on here and I guess it helps pay your wages, but adding thumbnails of the closeups without the stars is pretty awesome going.

    Anyway, I hate you now since you had a total sense-of-humour failure regarding Jersey Shore.

  41. Maggie

    superficial full-size version fail.

  42. zug

    Star FAIL. Unable to view.

  43. LOVA123

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c-o-m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  44. testington

    I’m sorry but she never wears pants and anybody who knows anythink about basic anatomy can tell you with those hips she was born a woman. Dudes don’t have wide hips like that

  45. bbw28

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c–o–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  46. Blake

    #35 just sayin, did you transcribe that witty retort from the one written on your hand?

  47. sunshine

    Agree with #35 – just sayin’ – bet you were so happy to find an opening for your “riddle” that you came in your pants before you finished typing the post.

  48. idiots

    That’s skin coloured g sting idiots !

  49. lololol

    I almost puked…

  50. just sayin

    @ # 46, Blake::No, just use the old noggin, much UNLIKE your failure in the White House that has to resort to using a telepromter recently when speaking to elementary school kids. How’s that hopey changey thing working out for you??

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