Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN WITH YOUR MINDS.
NOTE: Having some issues uploading uncensored versions this morning – divine providence perhaps? – so the NSFW shots are the last row. Don’t get fired.
NOTE: Full size versions are now NSFW (might have to refresh) and I removed the uncensored shots from the bottom row. For the sake of humanity.
NOTE: Bumped to the top just to see if I could add one more note to this post. I win!
Photos: Getty













DuckP | February 17, 2010 at 10:51 am
Looks like roast beef.
BigHead86 | February 17, 2010 at 10:52 am
you forgot to remove the stars
Jellocee | February 17, 2010 at 10:52 am
All i see is pink star… that should get fixed
blah | February 17, 2010 at 10:52 am
fix photo links
Mooooooooooooooooo | February 17, 2010 at 10:54 am
No penis and no talent…..
Quinn | February 17, 2010 at 10:55 am
rough morning huh fish?
IdHitThat | February 17, 2010 at 10:56 am
I’d hit that.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph | February 17, 2010 at 10:56 am
Please leave the links as is, I just ate.
Jellocee | February 17, 2010 at 10:56 am
The end pictures have no stars
Name (required) | February 17, 2010 at 10:56 am
1. Pictures still have stars.
2. Still was a dude. I don’t care what anyone says. I can go get my dick cut off and have a sex change as well, but I’m still a dude.
3. He’s fuckin-ugly.
WTF | February 17, 2010 at 11:00 am
Looks like part of a smashed ball sack. Chewy too.
Craig | February 17, 2010 at 11:03 am
…pics or it didn’t happen.
misterfister | February 17, 2010 at 11:12 am
It looks like a ham wallet
brilliant | February 17, 2010 at 11:12 am
Keep clicking people….
L | February 17, 2010 at 11:12 am
Nip Slip too
HLM | February 17, 2010 at 11:14 am
I’d have to say there’s no tuckage there. Even if (s)he had one cut off, I guess that still physically makes it a girl.
stupidass | February 17, 2010 at 11:19 am
well, i’d eat her pink star.
stupidass | February 17, 2010 at 11:20 am
well, i’d eat her pink star.
BOB | February 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
She may not have the best face but her body is good. At least she shaves. It makes up for her “B B B Butterface”
Richard McBeef | February 17, 2010 at 11:25 am
POST OP.
I won’t believe that is a XX female until I see a karyotype.
Johnny fuksac | February 17, 2010 at 11:25 am
I would bend that dude over and jam that man made vagina full of my hot lovin! Its a girl now right? that doesn’t make me gay!
Johnny fuksac | February 17, 2010 at 11:26 am
How do you piss off lady gaga? you p p p p pokerface!! Damn thats funny!
Valerie | February 17, 2010 at 11:28 am
Good for her, more women need to let their vaginas hang out so losers have a better understanding of what they look like in person.
dick | July 8, 2010 at 10:22 am
they need to get rid of the star,i kinda startin to think its a cover up,y dont she admit it ,probably loose all fans and suck. and val if ur pussies loose dont be showin that in public.cuz gaga got dick the size of euro men(Small)
John | February 17, 2010 at 11:29 am
Well, it’s definitely not gay if you beat them up afterwards…
mills223 | February 17, 2010 at 11:30 am
This lady is just ridiculous. I mean come on who in their right mind likes this crap. It’s like see who can look the silliest and use AutoTune to become a star these days.
skin2win | February 17, 2010 at 11:30 am
WTF no vagina? Just a big pink gay star? I’m glad i can’t see it being that it probably has teeth and would jump out of the screen to eat my balls.
mills223 | February 17, 2010 at 11:33 am
This lady is just ridiculous. I mean come on who in their right mind likes this crap. It’s like see who can look the silliest and use AutoTune to become a star these days.
bi chick | February 17, 2010 at 11:34 am
I clicked through several times and still see stars :( But maybe I should thank you for that?
rien | February 17, 2010 at 11:34 am
I’m honestly surprised she went the “skin tone nylon” route instead of just gluing the lace directly to her skin…
And GaGa, darling; I love you, I really do. But it you’re going to perform on a backlit stage, you might want to consider shaving above your knees.
theorangebox | February 17, 2010 at 11:40 am
Speaking of vaginas….
Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and Sarah Palin’s vagina?
A: Only 20 percent of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
Anna | February 17, 2010 at 11:40 am
She’s wearing skin coloured panties! How is it that you can’t notice????
Jade | February 17, 2010 at 11:43 am
I am still undecided about her. I love most of her music and her videos are awesome. But it would be nice to just see the real woman now and again behind all of that bazzar clothing.
adam | February 17, 2010 at 11:48 am
I’m not sure if the stars still being on the full sized pictures is a good thing, or a bad thing…
Its like a trainwreck I just can’t stop looking at, a trainwreck inside a vagina…
Giorgio! | February 17, 2010 at 11:48 am
The other day when Robert Pattison said he was afraid of vaginas he must have been talking about hers/his.
just sayin | February 17, 2010 at 11:49 am
Uhh, Orangebox: You must represent the mentally challenged socialist minded people of this country. Get a life, loser.
Fuck You Phish | February 17, 2010 at 11:50 am
Since when is a giant pink star NSFW you stupid motherfucker?
anonymoose | February 17, 2010 at 11:51 am
i wholly agree with #25!
this is crap. if this woman had any talent she wouldn’t be trying so hard to blind us with stupid outfits and naked flesh.
gehhhhhh. her music and antics are mediocre at best. no sale.
NG | February 17, 2010 at 11:51 am
Oh God, why…
Anthony | February 17, 2010 at 11:52 am
Wasn’t “she” the bad guy at the end of the first Ghostbusters movie?
“There is no Dana, only Zuul?”
I’m almost sure of it.
LOLCLICKS | February 17, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Nice one, Superficial. Going for as many click-throughs as possible to get to the juice is something I’ve got used to on here and I guess it helps pay your wages, but adding thumbnails of the closeups without the stars is pretty awesome going.
Anyway, I hate you now since you had a total sense-of-humour failure regarding Jersey Shore.
Maggie | February 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm
superficial full-size version fail.
zug | February 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Star FAIL. Unable to view.
LOVA123 | February 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c-o-m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
testington | February 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I’m sorry but she never wears pants and anybody who knows anythink about basic anatomy can tell you with those hips she was born a woman. Dudes don’t have wide hips like that
bbw28 | February 17, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c–o–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
Blake | February 17, 2010 at 12:08 pm
#35 just sayin, did you transcribe that witty retort from the one written on your hand?
sunshine | February 17, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Agree with #35 – just sayin’ – bet you were so happy to find an opening for your “riddle” that you came in your pants before you finished typing the post.
idiots | February 17, 2010 at 12:10 pm
That’s skin coloured g sting idiots !
lololol | February 17, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I almost puked…
just sayin | February 17, 2010 at 12:25 pm
@ # 46, Blake::No, just use the old noggin, much UNLIKE your failure in the White House that has to resort to using a telepromter recently when speaking to elementary school kids. How’s that hopey changey thing working out for you??