I should probably apologize for that headline because it implies something entirely different, but yet doesn’t at the same time because here’s Lady Gaga in an actual meat bikini for the latest issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Of course, it’s supposed to be shocking and so “GaGa Gooey,” a gay publicist might say, but the only surprising part about the whole thing is its ability to elicit the most tepid response from PETA since that time they yawned then told me not to eat a baloney sandwich. If I felt like it. Via NY Daily News:
“Oh, Lady Gaga’s job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body,” PETA’s President, Ingrid Newkirk, told the Daily News.
“Don’t put meat in your body.” That’s your big response, PETA? No huge ad campaign featuring a nude D-list celebrity saying something retarded like, “I’d rather go naked than put mutton chops over my Brazilian?” Wow, you’ve changed. It used to be about the publicity, dammit! And something about animals whenever you got around to it. But publicity!
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Photo: Terry Richardson/Vogue Hommes Japan
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 8, 2010 at 10:52 am
WOW. I never liked her garmets. Virtuous woman who is he who may find her…
job | September 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
What?!!
WTF
Johnny Knoxville from JACKASS DID THIS ALREADY!!
I am SO freaking tired of this Bitch, She tries to be so original and weird just to be famous,
YET everything she’s doing has been done before by
MARILYN MANSON
NINA HAGEN
MADONNA
CYNDI LAUPER
God I am so tired of this bitch, please just die now!
xemphyte | September 9, 2010 at 1:20 am
So true…
She was almost original, until she got so full of this fame monster bullshit that she cant see past these lame cliches… And she is the new shock rock… yea right.
Sarah | September 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
shut the fuck up. you don’t know what you’re even talking about. lady gaga is an amazing, inspiring person so just fuck off.
Tai | September 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Lady Gaga is an artist….. She can do what she wants, all the attention shifts on her when comes throu… Baically im saying Imma fan.. and fuck y’all haters.
Zinbag | September 10, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Well to be honest, it’s pretty hard to be original in the medias eye with out being a labeled a freak, and really whats the point of trying to be original just for the sake of being original?
I’m not trying to debate morals/motives or anything. I’m just saying if you spend enough time you can connect everyone originality to someone else.. People usually simulate traits they find appealing/attractive to them. So I guess gaga face here loves the meat idea and thought it’d be awesome. That or her publicist told her too.
Anywho that’s my opinion at least.
Ians | September 12, 2010 at 12:32 am
google Jana Sterbak.
She did the meat dress thing yonks ago.
Lady Gaga is a bit of a hack.
wings | September 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Lady Gaga the truth comes out your satanic, and your wearing the body of the poeple you sacrificed. Take my advice for your next dress cover yourself with shit, because your so full of yourself. Lady Kaka!
Dante Calamari | September 17, 2010 at 12:29 pm
She’s retreading things that were done years ago. If you think she’s being original or inspiring you are too freaking young to be on this blog!!! She’s a Madonna clone, with a bit of Cyndi Lauper, Anna Nicole Smith, Nina Hagen, and Patti Labelle (Hair styles, make up) mixed in. She is talented musically but unoriginal in her shtick.
Thing that gets me about her is in some pictures and videos she looks absolutely scrumptious, while in others she looks like a hag!!! I dick can’t figure her out!!!!
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 8, 2010 at 10:54 am
garments*. I dream of the day she will try everything and finally puts on a burka
Natalie | September 8, 2010 at 11:07 am
Haha, so true!
UY | September 8, 2010 at 10:54 am
PETA are terrorists.
soupofdefish | September 8, 2010 at 11:03 am
PETA people are good people.
Andriiya | September 8, 2010 at 11:08 am
PETA funds terrorists, kills rescued animals and brainwashes good people with promises of naked women and cute fluffy bunnies.
amanda | September 8, 2010 at 11:32 am
pretty much.
peta gives real animal rights actvists a bad name
and they kill FAR more animals than they save
fuck peta!
Burt | September 8, 2010 at 11:52 am
Not as good as fried chicken.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
yum–people eating tasty animals
soupofdefish | September 8, 2010 at 10:59 am
Who is wasting the meat? Assholes!
Mohammed's Taint | September 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Actually, assholes gobble up millions of inches of meat each day.
I squirted | September 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Assholes also push out the same millions of inches of meat each day. ZA-ZA-ZING!
glace neuf | September 8, 2010 at 10:59 am
i’d go to town on her meat….then grill up her bikini and eat that too
Crusty | September 8, 2010 at 11:35 am
(Medium) rare are the days when performers can stand behind their musical talents and not market themselves as just another piece of meat.
soundfx | September 8, 2010 at 10:49 pm
ba-doom-cha
Bradley | September 8, 2010 at 11:02 am
wow is that funny. I adore lady gaga. PETA must be genuinely pissed, being made to look quite the fools.
imagen | September 8, 2010 at 11:05 am
What’s up with her boobs? Seriously. I don’t mean to hate, but it looks like she’s breast fed 5 babies. Was she fat before and lost a bunch of weight or something? I’ve just never seen pancake boobs on someone who hasn’t had a child or lost a lot of weight.
dmn | September 8, 2010 at 11:11 am
no no see that’s what natural boobs look like
nahhhhh | September 8, 2010 at 11:24 am
That’s what sad flappity natural boobs look like. She has an unfortunate rack, nothing more to say about it.
Hello | September 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
That is not what natural boobs. Those are saggy small boobs. The only natural boobs that sag are big ones, and she doesn’t have big ones.
job | September 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Thank you!
yeah her boobs are disgusting and NO THAT IS NOT WHAT REAL BOOBS LOOK LIKE, Wtf are you talking about, natural boobs, SPECIALLY SMALL ones like that Dont look so saggy, boobs,
real boobs tend to be perky,
big boobs sag,
but This bitch has small saggy boobs, that is just disgusting
michiez | September 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm
agreed, i got big boobs and they dont sag at all. so i dunno whats wrong with her gene pool here. oh.. wait a minute. lol
Poopface | September 10, 2010 at 6:40 pm
She says she used to be overweight in high school.
Natalie | September 8, 2010 at 11:07 am
That’s disgusting. The meat bikini I mean. Lady Gaga looks good. Only because they photoshopped the heck out of her. Lady Gaga is naturally busted.
Rei | September 8, 2010 at 11:09 am
Wasn’t this an ANTM shoot idea? Wow, way to make ANTM relevant.
daisy | September 10, 2010 at 11:06 am
totally, how creative right? Inspiration from a rerun.
Greg | September 8, 2010 at 11:12 am
PETA doesn’t care because it’s raw meat and not pretty, pretty fur that came from a coot and cuddly wittle animal.
GaGaGagOnDeez | September 8, 2010 at 11:12 am
I never thought I’d say it, but she doesn’t look like a roast beef sandwich on a barbershop floor in this one. I may actually have to skull fuck her. If we were the last two people on the planet that is. Way to save humanity Japan!
Dishy | September 8, 2010 at 11:19 am
She shoud’ve worn whale meat. That’s stir things up.
Jessesgirl | September 8, 2010 at 11:23 am
LOL. She needs to live up to her image and do something that really is avant garde/controversial ….like wearing whale meat.
Jennny | September 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm
hahahaha good one
Dante Calamari | September 17, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I nominate baby seal meat instead!!! Then her, Pamela Anderson and Paul McCartney can have a battle Royal!!!!
girl who likes it in da butt | September 8, 2010 at 11:27 am
sorry, this was cool the first time when carolee schneemann did it in ‘meat joy’ during the performance art era decades ago but everything since is a lazy ripoff. fuck you gaga.
richology | September 8, 2010 at 11:30 am
i feel like wrapping my meat around her neck
Ralph | September 8, 2010 at 11:38 am
Ho hum.
The Beatles wore meat in 1966 (google “butcher cover” if you don’t know what I’m talking about.
This was done already. So Terry Richardson has no new ideas. What a surprise. Hack photographer lifts idea & passes it off as his own.
Or perhaps it was Gaga’s idea.
Either way, unoriginal, at best.
Balzac | September 8, 2010 at 11:45 am
Amen, bro. Holy shit, pop culture is such garbage.
girl who likes it in da butt | September 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm
not to get all art cunt on you, but the beatles copied carolee (hot jew) who i mentioned earlier. she did it in ’64 and in what is still, the most badass way (lady gaga is a baby shock jock in comparison, i’m talking group sex rolling around in meat, pulling pig intestines out of her vagina, lol and people today think this cover is ‘daring’). it’s been one of the most lazily played stunts since.
i can’t believe i’m talking about meat joy on the superficial.
Mohammed's Taint | September 8, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I can…typical infidel.
Burt | September 8, 2010 at 11:53 am
The funniest thing about this is that the beef was probably photoshopped on her.
havoc | September 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm
At least they photoshopped his Adam’s Apple out……again.
That clinic in Sweden did good work though…….
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Taz | September 8, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Stop posting this ugly skank!
buongu | September 8, 2010 at 12:05 pm
theres something strange about her left thigh… some funny dents… gentlemen im afraid we are infront of a new photoshop victim..!
Jacqueline Hyde | September 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm
The band Protein did that more than 10 years ago with a hot redhead on the cover of their album Songs About Cowgirls. http://ow.ly/2BdlV
That being said, I love Lady Gaga. When I first saw here I totally thought Missing Persons. Very similar to their lead singer. The bitch can sing, and dance, and write a damn catchy tune. I’m jealous I’m not her.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
the chick from mp was at least attractive. and not tucking. and appeared in hustler :-) f gag gag
Burt | September 9, 2010 at 12:44 am
Dude, The Beatles did that 45 years ago.
RolyPoly | September 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm
THE FUCK AM I READING?
james | September 8, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Eat the meat, then eat her out….
Clark | September 8, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Gaga, your 15 minutes are up
The Laughing G-d | September 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm
It is beyond idiotic to, “liberate,” lab animals from labs, you never know what they were doing to those creatures or how those effects could alter the environment, not to mention that animals in captivity typically lose their abilities to protect and feed themselves, or interact with their own wild kin.
Gilligan Poopiepants | September 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
What the hell is Lady Fajita thinking? Oh, who cares – I’ve already wasted too much time…
LD | September 8, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I now have respect for her(Today). We need a lot more anti-PETAfile exposure.
There is a reason animals are made out of meat.
Blondie | September 8, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Genious, she’s fabulous’ I love her
shavederic | September 8, 2010 at 4:19 pm
what’s it like being gay? Is it working out for you?
shavederic | September 8, 2010 at 4:19 pm
What’s the big deal? Now she has a legitimate reason for her cunt smelling like unrefrigerated meat.
Bigo | September 8, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Hey, PETA, this is a great ad pic for your campaing:
I’D RATHER WEAR MEAT THAN FUR!!
Randal(l) | September 8, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Jesus Christ! 50 comments and not a single one mentioning her rotting beef curtains. Also Fuck PETA, Fuck them up their stupid ass
See Alice | September 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Oh Look its a Dale Bozzio copycat .
Anti Gaga | September 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
What an ugly human being covered with carcasses of what were once beautiful animals.
BigGiantButtholeSniffer | September 8, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Gag ga, get your stanky-ass rotten ‘ol meat out of our face!
matt | September 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
what a cheap whore, that beef has terrible marbling
justme | September 8, 2010 at 8:35 pm
yeah, almost vomited. was not expecting this one. jesus Fish.
Bitchy cunt 2nd-grade English teacher | September 9, 2010 at 12:30 am
“Elicit”, not “illicit”
kingofbeer | September 9, 2010 at 12:53 am
this is the first time that I have felt attracted to her :)
xemphyte | September 9, 2010 at 1:32 am
Good luck trying to convince Japan not to eat all their awesome world class dishes Gaga. And what the fuck is that dumb look on her face for? Did she forget where she was and what she put on before people started flashing lights in her face again? ~ true whale meat may have worked… it would have looked even more terrible also.
Mina | September 9, 2010 at 2:29 am
lady, you got a porterhouse on your head…
i wouldnt have cared if it was fake meat but real meat? come on, starving people around the world and we’re wasting food to be supposedly “shocking” and “controversial”… what a bunch of BS gaga, I thought you were waaaaayyy more creative than that -_-
AnonymousError | September 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm
This already happened in the 70′s with a performance artist called Carolee Schneeman. Lets give the credit where it’s due- not to Lady Gaga.
Guest | September 9, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Umm..yep. Another way to prove she’s not original and knocks off other people’s ideas.
Bored with life | September 9, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Her Vag probably smells like that meat…
ctti | September 10, 2010 at 12:53 am
See – even PETA, the world’s most pushy & preachy vegan organization, couldn’t give a shit about her latest antic.
Just goes to show how tired people are of her attempts to shock. Nothing surprises people anymore, at least not when it comes to the attention whore that is Lady Gaga.
gigi | September 10, 2010 at 2:09 am
oh this is so tiresome… didn’t Tyra Banks do a photoshoot w/ this very theme for her trainwreck ANTM show? and it’s been done before because she likes to reenact famous shoots…. people are so sheltered & lame
Roxanne | September 10, 2010 at 6:36 am
Yes this has been done a lot before by America, but its a first for Japan.. Give them a break!
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 1:15 pm
She’s so hot, I’d floss with her nose hair, and then let her grandmother pee on my face
Haha | September 10, 2010 at 6:05 pm
That Poor Meat! D:
Dog Shit | September 10, 2010 at 7:38 pm
That meat is in better shape than her pulsating puss.
My Sister's An Asshole | September 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Let’s hope salmonella does its job in whatever crevices she’s shoved that poor meat into.
Angela Cleghorn | September 14, 2010 at 12:41 am
LOOK BETWEEN HER LEGS_SHE MADE HERSELF A MEAT DICK_I JUST NOW NOTICED-NOT ONLY BULLSH_T BUT A BULL PHALLIC SYMBOL_THAT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT_SHE IS JUST A PERVE WITH NERVE AND A LITTLE TALENT WHEN SHE GETS LUCKY BUT HER SONGS ARE NOT THAT WONDERFUL_JUST ANOTHER MADONNA AND SHE WAS A CHAMELEON LIKE LADY GAGA_I AM INSPIRED_I WRITE BETTER SONGS THAN GAGA_I AM GONNA START TRYING TO GET MY SONGS OUT THERE_I_I”LL GO BY LADY GO GO SINCE I AM OLDER…I’ll call my fans little moonsters and I’ll wear a Halo and dance with gay men carrying pitchforks and MY FIRST SONG WILL BE ENTITLED”LET”S SAVE GAY MEN(FROM THEMSELVES) IT WILL ROCKET TO THE TOP AND THEN FIZZLE LIKE LADY GAGA AND MADONNA DID_BUT THEY NEVER SHONE TO BEGIN WITH_EXCEPT THEIR MEDIOCRE ASSES THAT IS..iS lady gaga going to write childrens books when the dust settles and there is no glitz left_just apathy???