Lady GaGa’s Meat Bikini

I should probably apologize for that headline because it implies something entirely different, but yet doesn’t at the same time because here’s Lady Gaga in an actual meat bikini for the latest issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Of course, it’s supposed to be shocking and so “GaGa Gooey,” a gay publicist might say, but the only surprising part about the whole thing is its ability to elicit the most tepid response from PETA since that time they yawned then told me not to eat a baloney sandwich. If I felt like it. Via NY Daily News:

“Oh, Lady Gaga’s job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body,” PETA’s President, Ingrid Newkirk, told the Daily News.

“Don’t put meat in your body.” That’s your big response, PETA? No huge ad campaign featuring a nude D-list celebrity saying something retarded like, “I’d rather go naked than put mutton chops over my Brazilian?” Wow, you’ve changed. It used to be about the publicity, dammit! And something about animals whenever you got around to it. But publicity!

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Photo: Terry Richardson/Vogue Hommes Japan