Lady Gaga appears in the Fashion Issue of Harper’s Bazaar where along with decrying plastic surgery as “promoting insecurity” – Because eating disorders are so much better. – she also described moving to LA which is apparently like the tightening and un-tightening of a woman’s vagina:
“I had all these number-one records, and I had sold all these albums, and it was sort of this turning point: Am I going to try and embrace Hollywood and assimilate to that culture?” Suffice to say, it didn’t work out. “I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately.”
On top of that, she also posed for a photo with five teats because she hates erections and never wants me to have one again. Or eat dairy products without watching it come straight from the cow first. *spits out milk* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? ANSWER ME?!
Photos: Harper’s Bazaar
she is gross and nasty
This is one UGLY ASS weirdo. This is an MK-ULTRA’d sick minded weird bitch. Every week I here about this ugly ass broad doing or saying something more fucked-up/sick/weird than the week before. Stop giving this devil worshiping PUPPET (and those like her) any attention. Moving rigth along…
Uuuuuh what the fuck happened happened to her cheek bones.
Non- plastic surgery!
Yeah, she says plastic surgery promotes insecurity, then she goes and wears masks, big ass glasses, and hides her face because she’s insecure about her ugly fucking face, what the…?
Why doesn’t she just get her face fixed, then she can stop being insecure about it.
Five teats? Ok we have one mutant ready for Total Remake
I think I would succumb to that pose…
I’d hit that for sure
I’ll say on thing for this photo: that look on her face finally makes sense to me.
its a mask.
the magazine she chose makes sense too, only it’s spelled ‘Bizarre’
Has she ever closed her mouth?
There are not enough words to display my hatred for this hideous man-bot.
which one spits out pink burgers?
Gaga speaking about Kegels somehow makes me think of one of those giant man-eating clams from Jules Verne.
Gaga speaking about Kegels somehow makes me think of me speaking about Kegels. I can read about vaginal reactions on wikipedia all I want but without a vagina I can’t truly understand.
i don’t understand myself sometimes… i read the article… i read about the extra teets. i thought to myself “hey. i should look at that.” …i was wrong… oh god… i need to go back in time and force a hanger up my mothers vag to abort myself. I AM NOT MEANT FOR THIS WORLD.
Now, now. It’s not THAT bad. Just think of it as Halloween…..a little bit early.
Weirdly attractive.
Having a good bit of distance between her & the camera helps.
you’ll find this photo in the big book of idioms under “trying way to hard”
This is a good picture! It covers all her ugly.
Has she been to Japan recently?
It won’t be long until she’s 200 feet tall and duking it out with Godzilla. My money is on Godzilla because to the best of my knowledge he never fell off a piano.
Interesting.
I know people like her music, I know she might be a talented musician, or whatever,
but she IS SO UGLY!!! she is hideous, her boobs look disgusting, her face looks like the face of a transsexual, has to be one of the ugliest girls on earth, I guess she should thank god she became famous
she is also the true definition of Poser, while you have people like Madonna or nina Hagen who were truly freaks, this spoiled rich brat who had everything handed to her only became a freak in style to become famous, she as a preppy bitch before she started,
Rebecca Black’s future!
just no thanks.
If I wanted to read about/see gagag I would be visiting Perez Hilton. I vote for a lifetime ban on gagag from this site!
haha so agree
+100
agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
yesss
Then don’t click on her threads, popularity is measured by page clicks dumbshits.
Wow, a tranny talking about Kegels…now that is really thinking outside the egg, Lady Gaga!
I must have synesthesia, because whenever I see a picture of her, I smell shit.
i get the same reaction when looking at kim kardashian.
While looking at the semi-nude picture of her on the mirrored piano, the only thing I can think of is, “I wonder if all the mirrors make the piano sound different.”
Why is she doing Kegels with her sinuses?
Just so I’ve got this straight – plastic surgery is bad, but having horns/cheek spikes is somehow not covered under that. Lady Gaga is awesome at consistency.
They’re cosmetic prosthetics, not surgical ones.
have you heard of make up before? it’s a pretty popular product these days.
I wonder if she’ll ever look back and realize how ridiculous she looks
Probably yes
When did they decide to do a Total Recall remake? or sequel? Why have three when you can have five….
They’re in the midst of a “re-imagining” right now.
After a night of confused and emotionally damaging sexual encounter….. Cookie Monster couldn’t hold it in any longer and threw up all over the bed
Harper’s Bazaar has finally answered the age-old question: what would it look like if Whoopi Goldberg mated with the acid-spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park?
Of course she couldn’t hack it in Hollywood…..she had too much competition for the crazy…especially in WEST HOLLYWOOD…those dudes dress like “her crazy” everyday and thats coming from a girl who lived there most of her life
Sometimes less is more.
Sometimes less is more, and more is gross.
Seeing this makes me feel like there’s butterflies in my stomach….no wait thats gas…nevermind
Why is this high fashion? WHY IS THIS HIGH FASHION, DAMMIT?!
She was a thousand times cuter when she was a normal, pony tail-wearing brunette without all this shit on her face and giant onslaught of a persona.
She is so fucking boring.
agreed. the harder she tries the more tired i get.
Wow! The Total Recall remake is going to be WAY better than the original!!
She kind of resembles Maynard James Keenan from Tool – good on her.
Just so everybody gets it. . . she’s got on cosmetic prosthetics, not surgically implanted ones. The altered cheekbones is just a little piece of silicone that’s adhered to her skin and then applied with make up.
She is seriously unattractive.
I mean, who needs to sculpt abs (or cheekbones, for that matter) when you can just airbrush them on? Right, Mariah Carey?
I had no idea Alec Baldwin made pianos.
I don’t think she’s hideous. I like her non-traditional look. But if she keeps up with the prosthetics, she’s going to lose me, too. That’s creeping me out.
She is turning herself into Kryten from Red Dwarf…
Star Trek called, no they don’t want their makeup back.
What is with the dumb cheek bones all of a sudden. Is this the sorta thing that makes her such a “genius” you figure?
Finally, a candid nude shot. This is EXACTLY as I imagined her cookies in the buff. Moo.
Cookies and milk indeed
Photo’s like this just make the entire Romulan race look bad.
love the outfit.. so artsy
Good for her for the statement about plastic surgery. Too bad in three years she’ll use it as a last resort when someone else steals the spotlight.