Lady GaGa Was Naked, Too. If Anyone Cares.

August 26th, 2013 // 48 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa performing “Applause” to open last night’s VMAs which I’ll assume required months of choreographing, elaborate costume and set design, and rehearsals with professional dancers who have spent years honing their craft. Which makes it even more hilarious that barely thirty minutes later Miley Cyrus pranced around onstage sticking her tongue out and fingering herself with a foam finger which she came up with on the car ride over and that’s all anyone remembers. Case in point: At least half of you are convinced I made all this up. Including me. “This can’t be right,” I was heard saying just now.

Photos: Getty

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    Ronaldo
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    She does not have a bad body. She is above average. Nice booty.
    Firm.

  2. Damn. She looks good. He body is fucking tight. Be advised. I only watched the pictures.

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    Commentfulloftact
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    I’d hit it.

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    Commentfulloftact
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    She getting quite the nice juicy donkey booty

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    Very low hanging Labia lips?

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    Twizlah
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    Yea, cunnilingus!

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    o'chunt
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    Anything to distract from the boring song, I suppose…

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    Tiggles
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    Next year’s VMA will skip the tired formalities of choreography and music, and just shove vagina cams into every female artist on stage.

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    “OH MY GOD IT STINKS DOWN THERE! I CAN’T BREATHE!”

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    SIN
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    Good body, good voice but an unfortunate face.

  11. kimmykimkim

    Dat ass is fine as fuck! Bitch has discipline and that shit is so fucking sexy. I didn’t really care too much for the song until I saw the video with her fine ass juicy booty and bouncy titties. Then I was like, “oh, I get it now.” But last night’s performance totally showed why she is the best performer alive today. She is always spot on and always sings live and that body of hers is artwork. Then you get Miley fucking embarrassment Cyrus up there who’s ass looks like an emptied, once overstuffed bag of feces, acting like a dumb shit broad…bitch obviously wants a Mandingo party. And don’t even get me started on lip syncing Titty Perry. She needs to do porn. That’s some shit I would enjoy watching.

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    Batu Khan
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    Her body reminds me of Capri Cavanni’s. Tight and very bangable. If she wore one of her usual masks I’d screw the crazy out of her.

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    Batu Khan
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    That ass!!!

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    …and then he went down on her.

  15. Cock Dr

    Ga Ga ass > Pumpkinhead Cyrus ass

  16. She looks shockingly good in these pics, most people at the VMAs look like hammered shit

  17. Beginning at 2:20 (maybe earlier, I don’t know) you can see the lip syncing begin. However, I don’t know how anyone can realistically sing and dance that fast simultaneously.

  18. Absolute smoke show in that bikini!

  19. They should just call it the Naked Slut Awards and stop trying to sugarcoat chlamydia.

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    and woe betide the maiden of the sea who forgot the perils of the box jellyfish, and it’s paralytic stings

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    cc
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    Apparently, getting bukkake from a merman is a whole new experience.

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    Butt Plugger
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    Haters can talk all the shit they want, but that’s a fine looking ass right there!!!

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    Greenie
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    Clearly, he drew the shortest straw of the evening.

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    anonym
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    she’s been working out

    i actually want to fuck that ass

    • Yeah, she’s been doing her squats religiously. It must suck to put in all that work and then all people can talk about is some flat-assed hillbilly hick instead.

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    Frank Burns
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    “DYN-O-MITE!!”

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    AtomicMug
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    I get the under-the-sea thing, but did she replace her mic hand with an octopus leg, or something?

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    Yoda Mann
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    It’s all about the music, folks.

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    Someone throw that seal a fish.

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    yesiwould
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    dat ass

  30. Wolf Blitzer

    Superficial my ass. Lady GaGa would be ripped a new one if she weren’t waving the liberal torch. For the last fucking time, leave your zealot politics out of the god damned writing if you want to keep some damn page views. It’s bad enough getting it for 3 hours from MTV, only to see it here every day.

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    matt
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    i wood take that ass to pound town

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    Now I know what her butthole looks like. Fantastic.

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    thecrazybetty
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    the only thing left is for these whores to spread their cheeks and show us their anus.

  34. Herman Bumfudle

    didn’t know you knew the word for God #yawawey they say it connects all languages in thought to the truth in God.

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    Rei
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    Wow she’s put on some weight. She looks sooo much better! She was far too skinny a few years ago, which is the last time I saw her. Now she looks healthy :D

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