Here’s Lady GaGa performing “Applause” to open last night’s VMAs which I’ll assume required months of choreographing, elaborate costume and set design, and rehearsals with professional dancers who have spent years honing their craft. Which makes it even more hilarious that barely thirty minutes later Miley Cyrus pranced around onstage sticking her tongue out and fingering herself with a foam finger which she came up with on the car ride over and that’s all anyone remembers. Case in point: At least half of you are convinced I made all this up. Including me. “This can’t be right,” I was heard saying just now.