That’s Lady GaGa’s Vagina

December 4th, 2013 // 44 Comments

Because Miley Cyrus had to make a huge deal out of them and Lady Gaga is simply the mirror with which pop culture views itself and realizes it should probably shave, here’s her hairy vagina (NSFW) posing for the cover of Candy magazine officially making this The Year of The Vulv. By spring, kids will be wearing them for backpacks, and then a year later, we’ll all be laughing into our testicle mukluks about what a crazy fad it was. “Vaginas,” we’ll say, “what was that about?”

Photo: Candy

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  1. cc

    It’s a pity she didn’t put as much effort into her music as she does into finding ways to draw attention to herself.

  2. I would’ve expected claws to be coming out of that thing.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Sarlacc.jpg

  3. JC

    I’m going to be honest: Even with the ‘stache, the scorpion nip, and The Dead Sea Scrolls tatted on her bicep, I’m finding her much more tolerable than Miley.

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    Joe Blow
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    Wow… looks like she has Don King in a scissor-lock.

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    lawn
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    So that’s considered hairy. Time was, we referred to that as “nicely trimmed.” OK, guys, bring on the Grandpa replies.

  6. Slappy Magoo

    Aaaand Salvador Dali’s ghost just got a fright-boner.

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    Eejut
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    Better than looking at her face.

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    I can tolerate a little retro bush but she really should have shaved her face for the photo shoot.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    Remember when you first saw Kim Kardashian’s ass? This is more insidious.

  10. Are we sure we aren’t jerkin’ to her merkin?

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    If the facial and nether hairs had been styled to match, I would have had no choice but to smile.

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    Champers
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    She looks like Freddie Mercury from the neck up. I’m afraid to look lower in case she just looks like Freddie Mercury, period.

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    KC
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    I am disappointed that she has not styled it into a second scorpion.

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    Going Down
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    I’d eat that.

  15. Interesting. Her boobs have more bugs than I was expecting, and her vagina has significantly less.

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    Freebie
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    She fails to shock anymore. Ho Hum. Now its Miley’s turn.

  17. kimmykimkim

    She’s a goddamn embarrassment. I can’t wait til they shoot this bitch into space in a couple of years.

  18. I’m praying that scorpion nails her in the tit, someone poke it before it moves to the cavern of despair in the swampy region known as her crotch.

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    That’s a high quality tuck job.

  20. Will Fish sue the manufacturer of the Vulva Backpack next year for stealing his idea?

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    Margaret
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    A nice trim is always best over the balded clam.

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    Jenn
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    If she’s on the cover of the tranvestite mag, this means the peen rumors are true then, right?

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    I’m scared and aroused I’m scaroused.

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    This is fucking awesome. I like the bald look but I also appreciate a nicely trimmed bush.

  25. I find her very sexy.

  26. Just_As_it_IS

    “That’s Lady Gaga’s Vagina”? What now, do you have X-ray sight?

  27. Metronomic

    Of course all the cunts come out to hate on her. Go cook dinner and do the dishes.

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    Someone is tucking.

  29. Fyn

    For crying out loud, it’s the PUBIC MOUND. THE VAGINA IS THE INSIDE STRUCTURE. GET YOUR ANATOMY FUCKING RIGHT

  30. So sick of her pretentious garbage.

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    Lady Gaga just keeps breaking down barriers. In this case, the societal stigma against androgynoarthropodojokerochaplinosexuals.

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    Derek Zoolander
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    At least her pits are shaved.

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    nice
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    Next stop, a picture of her asshole ! Unless miley does it first

  34. anonym

    she really knows how to tuck her penis

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    Anti-Oedipal code scrambling

  36. rH

    oh no body hair everyone cry and dont grow up. if you want a hairless fanny you probably have an inclination to fuck kids

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