And Now Lady GaGa Doing Some Weird, Naked, Wicker Man-Type Shit

August 8th, 2013 // 53 Comments
WATCH: Lady GaGa Does The Abramovic Method (NSFW)

Because Marina Abramovic has video evidence of Lady GaGa moles- Wait, I already used that joke. Here’s Lady GaGa practicing “The Abramovic Method” to help Marina Abramovic raise $600,000 so she can teach people how to breathe in the woods with carrots stuck to their face. Which sounds ridiculous until you realize she’s already up to $244,000. So on that note, I’d like to announce my Kickstarter for only $300,000 – that’s half the price – where I instruct you how to duct tape bananas to your loved ones to foster an inner beacon of self actualization. There’s also an advanced course where you mow my yard naked and build a brick patio for my gas grill, but I’ve already said too much. I don’t want to spoil an adventure into the greatest location of them all: You.

Click Here For The (NSFW) Gallery of Lady GaGa Naked In The Woods

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  1. Someone Else

    The Fonz did it better.

  2. cc

    It’s disappointing to discover that the ‘I’m Talentless and Desperate for Attention’ playbook is bigger than I realized.

  3. Oh I don’t know, I might kick in a buck or two if it means getting to laugh at a few more celebrities prancing around naked doing “art.”

  4. Would rather kickstart money into a damn fire than that horseshit. $600K for some repurposed bread bags for Marina Abramovic and Gaga to huff farts out of. Fuck that.

    • Cock Dr

      You tell ‘em what fer Beefy.
      We don’t need to cough up a couple C notes to learn their “rice counting exercise”.

  5. Cock Dr

    Golly I’d like to have that monster crystal as a centerpiece for my flower garden.

    • You know that Bears rub their asses on trees when they’re really itchy, taking the bark off.
      You may hold that thought of obtaining that crystal as Gaga may come regularly to your garden for an ass rub?

    • I would like to have a few of those as well. real ones like that would cost anywhere from $1000-10,000 + and since Lady Gaga used this one it might be a tad more.. if you just want something like that for cosmetic purposes to your garden then get an acrylic and/or lead glass fake crystal which will probably cost a tenth of that.

      and TBH I wouldn’t mind if LG came to rub her ass on my crystal. ;)

    • I’d like to have Gaga buried about a foot deep in my flower garden. At least her composting body could feed the flowers and give me something pretty to look at.

      • Cock Dr

        It’s hard to get rid of the smell of a decomposing body in your yard…um…so I’ve heard. I read it somewhere on the internetz.

  6. Just to save you some time, nudity starts at 1:25. Super annoying noise starts at 0:10 though, so turn your volume down.

  7. I don’t know what the fuck I just saw, but I got to see Lady Gaga naked, so it wasn’t a complete loss.

  8. mikael

    for a minute there i forgot what i was watching and thought this was the trailer for a new lars von trier movie.

  9. whatever that was the audio of it interested my cat a lot more than the visual interested my penis

  10. Zambonie

    “The Hell? This is some weird shit…” -Björk

  11. She does not look healthy. Seriously, her ugly ass doesn’t even start to look like something to emulate. How much money do they want to train people to look just like tired, tattooed coke whores?

  12. Deacon Jones

    I might actually try this out. Has to be betterfor you than getting fall down drunk ever Friday

  13. anonymous

    Ultimate buttaface.

  14. Ben Dover

    What the Fuck?

  15. Despite the annoying new age bullshit, she does have a slamming body.

    Also that hunk of quartz was amusingly large.

  16. anonym

    rich people will try all kinds of stupid shit.

    anyway, I’d fuck that from behind.

  17. Cher X

    How’d it get burned? How’d it get burned? HOW’D IT GET BURNED, HOW’D IT GET BURNED?

  18. This really makes me think I should get my “Salma Hayek rides a Sybian for an hour” Kickstarter going.

  19. BetterBelieveIt

    Those are some darn nice pictures. I saw her POOM POOM!!!

  20. I do believe in mediations and breathing exercises. but you can do that anywhere. in the woods would be nicer but not necessary. if she can make the amount good for her.

  21. The pic looks like she’s passing the biggest kidney stone of all time

  22. guy

    The $600,000 is just for the design….the whole Mia Abramovic Academy is going to cost a total of $20 million, according to the kickstarter page. I have to go throw up now…

  23. WTF did I just see!??

  24. WTF did I just watch? Is this shit for real? I always thought GaGa was halfway intelligent, I can’t believe she actually bought into crackpot shit like this. My God there are some stupid fucking people in this country.

    The body is nice, she is definitely into threesomes and groupsex.

  25. Jules

    Deadmau5 made a comment about this bat shit crazy donkey show on his twitter yesterday and he got about a million ” go die” and ” i hope your mother gets murdered” comments. I’m so happy to see The Superficial is not populated by gaga fans who wish death on anyone who doesn’t worship her coke induced psychosis.

  26. Jenn

    Naked in the woods, leads to mosquito bites and ticks in awkward places, Lyme Disease and West Nile. When’s she going back out there again?

  27. What the fuck was that? The Elk mating call or something??

  28. What an unoriginal pretentious attention whoring twat.

  29. She has pancake tits.

  30. GaGa, if you’re gonna bare your tits, it’s generally considered better if you actually have tits to bare.

  31. Seems like a promo for a new reality TV show, Celebrities in Cults, all new on Bravo

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