Here’s Lady Gaga’s Naked Ad For Her Stupid Perfume That Doesn’t Smell Like She Promised

The Superficial / July 17, 2012

A year and a half ago, Lady GaGa promised the world a revolutionary fragrance that would smell like blood and semen giving it the signature scent of a hooker. I preordered 50 bottles of it, assuming it operated on the same principle as hunters covering themselves in deer piss. Instead, according to her Twitter, we’re now getting “tears of belladonna, crushed heart of tiger orchidea with a black veil of incense, pulverized apricot and the combinative essences of saffron and honey drops” which is not how a hooker smells unless they’re suddenly made out of potpourri now. Then again, I’ve honestly never cut one open to see what’s inside, but I’m sure it’s just pixie dust, pure crystallized joy and whatever else angels are made of.

Photo: Steven Klein