So Lady GaGa And Julian Assange Hung Out

October 9th, 2012 // 47 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa with controversial Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy last night where the two apparently had dinner because Lady GaGa seems like a person who has any clue who or what a Wikileaks is. So if you’re wondering why she was even there, it’s pretty simple: To get raped To make everyone write about her being there. Then again, Julian Assange does have a lot of weird stains on his shirt, so I probably should’ve stuck with my gut. Dammit, every time…

Photo: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    “to make everybody write about her being there.” and it worked. You have a giant hard-on for gaga lately.

    • Actually, I’m pretty sure Fish was hoping that it would be Kim Kardashian visiting Assange. The “Wikileaks” jokes would practically write themselves.

  2. She’s beautiful when she’s not trying too hard.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    I bet there was a variety of congratulatory autofellation and a hearty round of fart sniffing.

  4. Troll's Nighmare

    It’s the Wicked Witch of the West. Quick, someone throw water on her.

  5. I’m glad nobody saw through her feeble attempt to convince the world that Susanna Hoffs had taken up heroin and Wicca.

  6. muffy

    you forgot to mention that the reason she showed up was that MIA tweeted a shady invitation. who’s really changing culture here?

  7. The Royal Penis

    Looks like someone got themselves a new albino flying monkey.

    • That Bastard Tony

      Considering some of the get-ups Gaga has worn, this could apply to either one of them next month.

  8. alex

    I’m wondering how The Superficial knows what’s going on inside Lady Gaga’s head. Not that I’m pretending to know any better than you but wouldn’t it be kind of obnoxious for your readers to assume that because The Superficial is a gossip site, the authors know nothing of world politics? Or nothing of politics, science, technology or anything other than pop culture and how to post photos of girls flashing their pussies as they exit a limo?

  9. Funny, I don’t remember Madonna ever doing this.

  10. That Bastard Tony

    Role-playing night I’m guessing. Dude still should have been a little more attentive towards his appearance.

    What I wouldn’t give for her to show up at my doorstep Halloween night wearing that.

  11. Colin

    It’s clearly a publicity stunt. If she really cared, she would have smuggled him out in her vagina.

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    GaGa wins the Eye-Brow Off.

  13. BSname

    I wish she would vomit on him


    Am I the only one that thinks that Gaga has been on a month long Lindsay Lohan sized bender?

  15. mismy

    Fish I thought it was common knowledge that the whole rape thing was completely made up

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    Assange looks disappointed there is only one of her.

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    Julian pays the rent at the Glory Hole. Stains will wash out.

  18. I wonder who raped who after this picture was taken.

  19. NattyIce

    Jokes on her. Looks like she’s really standing next to Tim Robbins.

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    Hands off, bitch.

  21. Sliver

    Kevin Spacey…yes! Took me two days to figure out who Julian Assange looks like in the pic above. Fuck, that was driving me nuts. It’s all in the eyes.

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    I like her witch costume.

  23. I am a fan with my whole heart, but….Lady GaGa’s costumes are getting a little old, and I am embarrassed for her. Why does she keep doing photo ops with these weird losers? Lindsy Lohan, and now this Assange person.Maybe our goverment should thank Assange for showing us how vulnerable our info was, maybe somebody worse could have used it for nefairious ways. It’s not just the embarrassment that’s the problem, it how he coulld have put people in harm’s way. Did he want people to die? Does Lady GaGa? Does she think it’s something to laugh about? Her mother should get involved, and quickly. She hasn’t acted right since she got hit in the head with a stage prop.

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