Here’s Lady GaGa at last night’s Mets game wearing basically nothing but her underwear and a pair of fishnets, so I’m sure Katy Perry will complain before smothering a small child with her cleavage at the Teen Choice Awards. “Pfft. Walking around in your underwear is so cliche. Now who wants to see my tits?”
Also, I should probably point out GaGa is sitting in Jerry Seinfeld’s private suite, so he’s probably going to want to burn that thing to the ground if he hasn’t already. I don’t know how an arrangement like this even gets made, but there had to be some sort of pants clause. Or at least a promise not to leave the place smelling like vagina and weird.
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