While apparently taking senior citizen porn to long-overdue heights – Merry Christmas, Grampa! – Lady GaGa was groped by a female fan in Paris yesterday and pay attention to how she reacts: Not with a look to the bouncer, a complaint to HR or yells of “Hey, we’re cousins!” Lady GaGa simply hugs the rogue yam-thief and goes about her business. It’s practically Christ-like, and I think we can all learn something a little here today. Except by all I mean women because you’re holding all the boobs and I refuse to negotiate. Trips to the mall and “really listening.” HA! Do your worst.
EDIT: Almost forgot a pic.
I LOVE how calm she looks about the whole thing. Gives some of the creepers around here a little hope. Merry Christmas from Lady Gaga, everyone!
Maybe she was checking if the boobs were real?
Maybe she was checking if the boobs were real? I think it would have been much easier to just grope a bit more south and to see if the penis felt real.
They are almost at her ankles, course they’re real!
I loved Grampa Pokerface on YouTube and now I love Grandma Pokerface too! Wheee!
I love how women are allowed to sexually harass anyone they please and get away with it. If this was a man he’s be slapped with a lawsuit.
I’d grope her too just to put to rest whether or not she was a he or … a she … There’s really only one way to find out and from these pictures Gaga is only too willing to let people find out for themselves!!!
Ewe, I just dry heaved a lil …
Grope at your own risk, you might get an order of hard salami instead of roast beef sandwich.
At least we’d know the answer to the age old question … Is Lady Gaga actually Gentleman Gaga?
crocodile dundee style.
first
No one remembers who was in 3rd … and you are in 3rd … turd …
no no… I don’t know is on 3rd.
So who’s on first?
me
For a second there i thought it was Gary Oldman from Bram Stroker’s…Dracula
ooooo me too!!hahhahaha
“rogue yam-thief”
I die now from laughing.
Fans will now be even more emboldened. The next one will try to get to 3rd base.
You know dearie, back in the war we called breasts “Liberty Bags” and it was a show of support for our boys over there to give another lady’s Liberty Bag a little squeeze. We’d say “here’s one for victory!” and squeeze that sucker like it was gonna give change. We’d always carry change because paper was in short supply, and wear an onion on our belt which was the fashion at the time…
So you are telling me someone out there has an “Aunt Bea” fetish?
Brilliant
LOL!!!!!!!!!
GOZER!!!!!!
hahaha the likeness is uncanny.. hahaha
Ha! Awesome…oh those horn-dog Frenchies!
It looks like she’s wearing a ballistic vest under her raincoat.
Oh I see what’s happening; one breast is a little off center she is just doing the OL tit adjustment. I do them myself I like adjusting tits its sort of a hobby.
Of course she hugged her, thats the most action Lady Gaga’s ever had since the surgery.
That ain’t no lady! It’s a man, baby!
That ain’t no lady! It’s a man, baby!
I wouldn’t be surprised when there’re gropers in the lesbian world as well. And when they’re done with groping they’d probably run away roadrunner style.
Why can’t Gary Oldman let go of a part? Time for a costume change, buddy!
Shes got the x-mas spirit.
in Lady GaGa’s case, a few albums more or less sold, probably a decision made in just a few seconds.
Those few albums would be just enough to get her these brass knuckles she’s wearing.
All the polls are pointing out to be positive for Lady GaGa. What does include her mom in NY as well…
Honestly officer, I was just trying to help her cover them up because it’s so cold out.
Thats exactly some fat,ugly guy was shouting around. But how do you know?
Like always it’s many against one. In technical point of view, the many backing up the one groper are gropers as well.
kinda like those who defended clinton – they were banging sluts behind their wife or girlfriend’s backs as well…
Your best posts are ones where you aren’t quoting TMZ. Mom from Futurama!! hahaha brilliant!!
OMG First—- Take that TOSH.0!!!
I don’t get the penis jokes….people think she’s a man? really?
Yeah, there was one questionable (in some people’s minds) pic a while ago and some ppl can’t seem to let it go.
That’s cuz he was tucking, but it’s since been cut off and sent to china.
These mind controlled pop stars are really slow to react. Her nipples are probably just getting hard now.
Notice, fat Americans, that the woman groping her is a thin, attractive, stylishly-dressed blonde. In France, even our sexual assault is sexy. You are all jealous.
..and notice that we “fat Americans”, don’t walk around looking like the wolfman even when it’s NOT a full moon nor do go around smelling like yak ass all day and don’t know what soap and water is.
Nor do we believe in giving our kids wine as soon as the fall out of the birth canal.
You French are jealous TOO. :)
Hahahaha! This is how it goes in France… if you are a woman, and an attractive woman (as all French women are) comes up to you and massages your breast, it is an invitation to an afternoon of langurous sapphic pleasure.
If this does not happen to you when you visit France, it is because you are a disgustingly fat American sow.
you can tell she’s thin and attractive by her left arm and the back of her head.
I guess us Americans have higher standards of “thin” and “attractive”. We actually look at chicks before we stamp of approval them.
I’m only jealous that she’s grabbing that tranny’s boob instead of my junk. Enjoy your shift at the surrender flag factory.
I’ve been to France, and there are some fugly ass French girls.
And yes, some of them were fat.
did the fat ones smell like last weeks fish doused with perfume too?
I LOVE her outfit!! Especially that ring she has on!!
Same here! Except the part I love is the glasses. I’m glad I am not the only one who loves the outfit. :3
Nobody understands Elton John anymore.
Is it just me, or does Gaga have a nice little rack stashed away under all those rags? Just asking…
Nope, no nice rack…
Break me off a piece of that GaGa Tit!! Hey!
When I saw this picture, I started vigorously stroking my penis.
It looks like she’s just trying to get Lady Gaga’s attention and touched her breast to do so. It doesn’t look like she’s fondling her breast to me.
I see she’s getting into the vampire trend and going with a Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker’s Dracula look.
Whenever I’m trying to get a famous tranny’s attention, I just boner-whip ‘em. It’s not fondling, and it makes them miss what they used to have.
This will now be a reaction face I use on 4chan.
Kei$ha must be pissed. SHE has to go to the TSA to get that kind of attention.
A ‘no’ should be accepted as a no and a ‘yes’ as a yes. That simply it should be.
As simply as ‘go away’ or ‘come here’.
Hmm, i’d just like the boobtalks…
I bet it gets pretty stinky under that pancake titty.
Hmm, Barbra Streisand’s titts are looking ok.
Not as nice as Mom’s rack.
I love Mom! She’s such a wicked old bitch!
How did this repulsive no-talent moron become famous, again?
She grabbed Lady Gaga’s tit
She may be no-talent, I don’t know one way or the other. I’m not up to snuff on what she does for a living. But I find her far from repulsive.
I love those yummy white mammaries, and I seem to remember seeing a picture of her showing a rather shapely ass.
Groping with a glove on… fucking amature
Grandma got groped by a reindeer. As for me and grandpa we believe.
One would think that women, of all creatures, would realize the absurdity of handling a naked breast while wearing gloves. Sort of like washing one’s face while wearing a mask.
or like using a condom
All I can say is if I had tits that saggy, I don’t think I’d wear a dress without a neckline and no bra. You’re not supposed to be able to measure tits by LENGTH.
That’s the way real boobs look, but moronic American men are so used to seeing the unreal thing that they want the hard pointed missles instead of soft natural breasts.
Look carolyn, I know saggy tits is what you see in the mirror every day, and since you think that’s what all boobs look like, we can tell you’ve been fat your entire life.
But in reality, there’s a whole world full of women out there who aren’t grossly overweight, or suckled litter after litter of kids on their teats until they look like deflated footballs. “Real Boobs” are round, firm, and sag no more than gravity requires…anything else is just fat sacks stuck on a used up old hags chest.
decide which you want us to think you are. oh, sorry..it’s too late.
Sorry, I agree with Carolyn. Just because you’ve not been around enough to experience the thrill of natural breasts does not make them any less attractive to those of us who have known and loved them.
McFeely, you’re showing your ignorance/youth/inexperience.
McFeely, when are u going to realize that everybody hates ur ignorant ass? Or is that why ur soooo angry at the world?
Pancake booooobs. Just to make her uglier (which is hard)
I want your ugly…I want your disease….I want your anything as long as its free….