Lady GaGa’s About To Feel a Breeze

September 13th, 2011 // 77 Comments

Here’s Lady Gaga on a photo shoot in New York yesterday where she proved she really needs to try these outfits on before walking out in public in them. Mostly so people can look at them and go, “Hey, your vagina ring’s sticking out,” and she can put on something more appropriate like a Jar Jar Binks mask with dildos for ears or the grape costume from those Fruit of the Loom commercials if not both. The woman’s an innovator.

Photo: Splash News

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    • Ron Swanson

      Look at you with the GAY history! Youre the smartest sausage jockey here!

      • TomFrank

        FAIL. It is not gay to like The Who’s Tommy.

      • Fletch

        But it is Gay to not know what the fuck “Tommy” is!

      • hah! elton didnt come out til a few years later. early 70s he was the shit. so were the who, clapton, and pretty much everyone else in that flick (rip keith moon, john entwistle, and oliver reed)

      • Barney Frank

        @ TomFrank

        Ahh, but it is gay to be Daddys little felching partner, isnt it son?

        Now be a good little cum spigot and get your hampsters ready for the daily spelunking in your goatse.

      • Leslie Knope

        Hey Barney…

        Your retarded son isnt smart enough to even understand that post.

        Havent you seen any of his posts in the past?

        Hes one of the dumbest here.

    • kimmykimkim

      ’70′s Elton is the motherfucking shit. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t have any taste. And Leslie and Barney are soooo clever and funny. They should both go shit in their hands. Dicks.

      • TomFrank

        Kimmy, let me have your address and shoe size so I can send you a pair of those sparkly velvet peep-toes you liked so much.

      • Phil Ashio

        kimmykimkim…the scat queen and “marketing genius” trying to get shit play to become more mainstream so she can get more members to her website.

        Just pay to come up in google terd gurgler. It works better than this shameless promotion you constantly do on here.

        Veronica Moser kicking your ass huh?

        Piss outta my ass.

      • kimmykimkim

        @Phil Ashio, what the fuck are you talking about, exactly? I have to admit, I’m flattered you referred to me as a “genius” (I thought I was the only one who thought so) but that buzz was quickly killed when I saw that you spelled turd with an “e”. But lucky for you, I’m not petty, so I won’t hold it against you. But I have to ask: what exactly is it that you think I’m promoting? I don’t have anything to promote nor do I have a website. And who the fuck is Veronica Moser? And what is with your obsession over feces and urine? Or was that last comment just a symptom of Tourette’s?

    • Classic Elton – in a class all his own. Nice one dudeatdude.

  1. Minky Wail

    Is she henching Dr. Venture?

  2. Minky Wail

    *arching

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    DogBoy
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    Oh my.. GaGa’s ya ya.

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    sooooooosuperficial
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    I have to admire the avant garde nature of her outfits, but I have a bad feeling that she’s going to end up on “1,000 Ways to Die” in one of them.

  5. Frank Burns

    Is she still around? Isn’t her “look at me I’m in a kooky costume” 15 minutes up yet?

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    Amir
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    Why is she showing her slit?, why is she wearing foot-high heels?(so her slit is at eye level?), why isn’t she wearing underwear?, why is there a ring down there?,… why do we care? A succubus on full display, look it up.

  7. Les

    Damn it, I thought she fell over. I would much rather see that.

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    jn
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    if she wasn’t so ugly some of the shit she wears might actually be hot…….but instead it’s just a distraction from how ugly she is.

  9. Dan

    this was not an accident

    • dude!

      Lady gag gag . . . Weird person with small mind and exhibitionist tendencies. Wasn’t there a picture of her at an airport and she fell while wearing those stilts? Think I might pay to see that in this outfit . . ..

  10. LJ

    Just another clown on stilts. You can get one of them for your birthday party for about $150 an hour.

    Nothing new here.

  11. Crabby Old Guy

    If only she’ll fall off those shoes and break her efing neck. Now THAT would be your “look at me” moment.

  12. shouldn’t she be juggling in a parade somewhere?

  13. Cock Dr

    “a Jar Jar Binks mask with dildos for ears”
    Excellent idea for a Halloween costume.
    As to this latest GaGa fashion statement….it’s not as bad as the ancient Chinese foot binding practices, but it is pretty bad. Stupid as hell.
    Hopes she falls down (again & again & again).

  14. Chinto

    I didn’t know she was a moko jumbie. Is it carnival time already?

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    She’s trollin for Vampires because that’s a fucking tampon string!

  16. Jon

    Pretentious… yawn.

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    Tyler Durden
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    Isn’t it silly how she preaches about acceptance and tolerance yet she cannot accept and tolerate her diminutive stature? So what if she’s barely 5 feet tall? Her genetics were “born that way” and she should take her own advice.

  18. Satan

    I see she’s still trying to stay relevant.

  19. rican

    In every Gaga photo there is a middle aged man in the background saying it all with his face.

  20. Sizzle

    I wore that outfit to work today!

    Dammit, now everyone’s going to think I was just copying Lady Gaga!

  21. Fletch

    OK, going off my Michael Douglas comment from yesterday. This chick does not have cancer or did, therefore if she touches you or gets in your way you just knock her the fuck down.

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    zomgbie
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    i bet its a clip-on.

  23. bri bri

    She is a super-talented recapitulation of decades of artists who came before her. With a touch of her own originality. If she can wear stuff like that while tucking her junk, I say more power to her.

  24. 1. I’d bet money she knew full well this would happen. Planned.

    2. She’s going to be sad when she discovers she can’t just be edgier and edgier by by making her shoes taller and taller.

    3. My friend thought it was visible herpes at first glance. When people think ‘herpes’ before they think ‘piercing’, you need to just do everyone a favour and OD.

  25. eclecticladyland

    She looks like Mojo Jojo. Without the sex appeal.

  26. NeNe

    I hope this stupid dumb bitch trips and fails, and dies! The world will be a better place without her.

  27. General Disarray

    Those meat curtains are hanging low. Reminds me of roast beef.

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    DC Supreme
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear “Lady” Gaga: these people are laughing AT you, not WITH you.

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMMM roast beef

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    Ben Dover
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    MMMM roast beef

  31. JoeyMee

    Lady Gaga continues to make great music. I love that “You and I” song!! She should expand her collaborations and try working with Jessie J, Jessica Ferguson, or Britney Spears

  32. Nan Tuckit

    Introducing Gumby’s cousin, Cumby. Ick.

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    Piper
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    In more important news, I had a bagel for breakfast.

  34. CranAppleSnapple

    I want to kick her really hard in the snatch.

  35. SIN

    Hopefully she will fall over and break her neck. Tired of seeing her in those retarded outfits.

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    Hoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Eish…you really are quite stupid.

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    Tinkletits
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    Piercing, edgy? Not so much. Now, an intentionally displayed tampon string… That’s more in line with the Gaga we all know and don’t love.

  38. Deli

    she is the definition of an “ass clown”

  39. kimmykimkim

    Um, yeah, actually, that’s a tampon string! See that’s why God gave us labia majora. Like a little coin purse for your tampon string. That’s where you’re supposed to hide it. Or you could wear underwear, but why the fuck would you wanna do that?

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    Ricky Gervais
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    Yeouch.

  41. i hope that stupid broad breaks an ankle or blows out a knee walking in stupid stilt shoes like those!

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture like this, there are always a couple of waiters in the background who should really get back to work.

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    Tuppy
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    String? Or did she staple her coochy shut?

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    She looks like she would be The Monarchs female sidekick from The Venture Brothers.

  45. MajToeFungus

    I would still hit that like there is no end to my e pills.. without a doubt I would let her sit of my face as I rub one out also.

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    KC
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    Tom Cruise needs his shoes back by midnight.

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    Shrbarnett
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    Wow….nice:)

  48. Jiner

    Haha her poor body guard as usual in pics of Gaga is dreading her busting her ass in those boat shoes- to her right he watches over her. He always keeps a super serious expression and just does his job watching over Gaga helping her keep balance, never laughing when she falls, just helps her up immediately. He is awesome. What is his name?

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    Tracey T
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    well at least that put the “she has a penis” story to rest lol

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