The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her ability to wear a blue wig AND hold an invisible wine glass. I hear Miranda Kerr almost gasped until she remembered gasping is so last year. Although, GaGa would later be upstaged at the after-party by drunk Kanye and his backwards baseball cap with diamond strap, the perfect fusion of form and function. “DIAMONDS MAKE MY SHINY HAT NOT FALL, YO!!!!”
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Is he wearing high heels? Kanye, you look fucking ridiculous.
I don’t care what anyone says… these two are totally doing each other.
HAHAHAA
nice boobs
Scary Olsen twin is scary.
i hate those fingernails…. nice bewbs
Frumpy, and moley
Who cares. She’s gross.
“What’d you say little girl? I’m the greatest of all time! Now give me your bracelets!”
Who is that dude?
She’s begging for it.
This isn’t the worst look she’s inflicted on us.
Spikes on the boobs……dangerous in a crowd.
Creepy 15 year old.
LOL
Splooge alert!
I’d hit it.
Me too, with a semi-truck. O wait, are we not talking about the same thing?
Now who the fuck is THIS dude?
When did Emo Phillips get a boob job?
roffle-mow
lol.
Sofa King Hot
I’d hit it…with a bag full of nickels.
Good lord, either those are spikes protecting her butt, or the strongest industrial strength zipper was used to shut it… I tremble with either option…
She… is hideous. Never understood the appeal.
What on earth is that poonhound Scotsman doing at an uber gay NY fashion fete?
Sad to say it, but Kanye is from Chicago, not New York.
Quick, somebody give that woman a new chromosome!
Interesting (trying to be nice)
Please move your hands up to your neck and try again.
Are you crazy? she is beautiful
Gorgeous
Beautiful for sure.
New mommy looks hot. Nice work snappin’ back into model shape.
And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat
All of this because of the little girl in the yellow poofball hat
I know people say that Tobey Maguire is gay… But please, have some self respect and let him go…
She has spikes coming out her ass. This is fashionable?
That’s kind of a blah t-shirt looking dress, but after viewing spikes in the butt GaGa it seems blessedly normal.
Remember that episode of Family Guy? Then meet bitch Ashley.
closet case
mental case
“I am the genius voice of a generation, so I am not gay!”
Love it when a fancy dress has pockets. You can hide things in there.
I feel so wrong but … it looks kind of sexy actually.
Come on out Cooper. It’s not like we all don’t already know.
“What? Someone stole my behind?”
I wish an attractive woman (or even a woman) would wear this outfit.
She sucks and swallows. That’s the only appear. Girl LOVES baby batter.
Kiki looks like a German dominatrix. Give her a riding crop and it’d be her best look in years.
This is so profoundly idiotic…..wearing something that is ugly, downright dangerous & makes the wearer appear as dumb as a box of rocks.
“If you’re going to insist on wearing those stupid shoes, get your own ass out the damn car.” Seriously, she’s going to fall, break an ankle and sue that poor bastard for no good reason.
Isn’t that every fashion show, Cock Dr?
Who Photoshopped Bradley Cooper’s hair on him?
No kidding it doesn’t even look like him
i clicked on the picture thinking that it was Bradley HAHHHAHAH
Tiny Tim, is that you?
“uhmmm… Wasn’t this the dude i kicked while i yelled THIS IS SPARTA?”
So the Madonna look circa 1984 is on its way back? Does that mean Kanye will vogue next?
Looks like ScarJo!
Thanks, now I just pictured an old man scrotum slapping the ass of this perfectly attractive girl like a riding crop.
Now I know why she wears such outlandish coatumes…so we don’t look at her face. YUCK!!!
FACE OF DOG!!!
I just jazzed my pants.
Sorry Ms. Ambrosio, still no ass there.