Lady Gaga & The CFDA Fashion Awards

June 7th, 2011 // 194 Comments

The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her ability to wear a blue wig AND hold an invisible wine glass. I hear Miranda Kerr almost gasped until she remembered gasping is so last year. Although, GaGa would later be upstaged at the after-party by drunk Kanye and his backwards baseball cap with diamond strap, the perfect fusion of form and function. “DIAMONDS MAKE MY SHINY HAT NOT FALL, YO!!!!”

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Kanye West Karolina Kurkova CFDA
    Duke
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    Is he wearing high heels? Kanye, you look fucking ridiculous.

  2. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
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    I don’t care what anyone says… these two are totally doing each other.

  3. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
    Ugh
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    Scary Olsen twin is scary.

  4. LEviC

    i hate those fingernails…. nice bewbs

  5. Jessica Alba CFDA
    Busted
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    Frumpy, and moley

  6. yup

    Who cares. She’s gross.

  7. Kanye West CFDA
    PunkinDrublic
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    “What’d you say little girl? I’m the greatest of all time! Now give me your bracelets!”

  8. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
    yup
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    Who is that dude?

  9. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Y nawt
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    She’s begging for it.

  10. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Cock Dr
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    This isn’t the worst look she’s inflicted on us.
    Spikes on the boobs……dangerous in a crowd.

  11. Miranda Kerr CFDA
    yup
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    Creepy 15 year old.

  12. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    LOL

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio CFDA
    yup
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    Splooge alert!

  14. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    PopeyesChicken
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    I’d hit it.

  15. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    yup
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    Now who the fuck is THIS dude?

  16. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
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    When did Emo Phillips get a boob job?

  17. Emmanuelle Chriqui CFDA
    PunkinDrublic
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    Sofa King Hot

  18. PopeyesChicken

    I’d hit it…with a bag full of nickels.

  19. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Topher
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    Good lord, either those are spikes protecting her butt, or the strongest industrial strength zipper was used to shut it… I tremble with either option…

  20. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    Mandi
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    She… is hideous. Never understood the appeal.

  21. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    What on earth is that poonhound Scotsman doing at an uber gay NY fashion fete?

  22. Dirk Digler

    Quick, somebody give that woman a new chromosome!

  23. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    Interesting (trying to be nice)

  24. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    JC
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    Please move your hands up to your neck and try again.

  25. Miranda Kerr CFDA
    BENWAW
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    Are you crazy? she is beautiful

  26. Miranda Kerr CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    New mommy looks hot. Nice work snappin’ back into model shape.

  27. Kirsten Dunst CFDa
    North Park
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    And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat
    All of this because of the little girl in the yellow poofball hat

  28. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
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    I know people say that Tobey Maguire is gay… But please, have some self respect and let him go…

  29. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Cock Dr
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    She has spikes coming out her ass. This is fashionable?

  30. Ashley Greene CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    That’s kind of a blah t-shirt looking dress, but after viewing spikes in the butt GaGa it seems blessedly normal.

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA
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    Remember that episode of Family Guy? Then meet bitch Ashley.

  32. Kanye West CFDA
    stevebeagle
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    closet case

  33. Karolina Kurkova CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    Love it when a fancy dress has pockets. You can hide things in there.

  34. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Fondue
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    I feel so wrong but … it looks kind of sexy actually.

  35. Anderson Cooper CFDA
    Cock Dr
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    Come on out Cooper. It’s not like we all don’t already know.

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio CFDA
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    “What? Someone stole my behind?”

  37. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    It had to be said
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    I wish an attractive woman (or even a woman) would wear this outfit.

  38. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    yup
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    She sucks and swallows. That’s the only appear. Girl LOVES baby batter.

  39. Kirsten Dunst CFDA
    It had to be said
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    Kiki looks like a German dominatrix. Give her a riding crop and it’d be her best look in years.

  40. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Cock Dr
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    This is so profoundly idiotic…..wearing something that is ugly, downright dangerous & makes the wearer appear as dumb as a box of rocks.

    • “If you’re going to insist on wearing those stupid shoes, get your own ass out the damn car.” Seriously, she’s going to fall, break an ankle and sue that poor bastard for no good reason.

    • Deacon Jones

      Isn’t that every fashion show, Cock Dr?

  41. Gerard Butler CFDA
    yup
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    Who Photoshopped Bradley Cooper’s hair on him?

  42. Lady Gaga CFDA Nipple
    Errr
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    Tiny Tim, is that you?

  43. Gerard Butler Kanye West CFDA
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    “uhmmm… Wasn’t this the dude i kicked while i yelled THIS IS SPARTA?”

  44. Kanye West CFDA
    It had to be said
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    So the Madonna look circa 1984 is on its way back? Does that mean Kanye will vogue next?

  45. Amber Heard CFDA
    yup
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    Looks like ScarJo!

  46. SIN

    Now I know why she wears such outlandish coatumes…so we don’t look at her face. YUCK!!!

  47. Chloe Sevigny CFDA
    Any Guy
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    FACE OF DOG!!!

  48. Ashley Greene CFDA
    yup
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    I just jazzed my pants.

  49. Alessandra Ambrosio CFDA
    It had to be said
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    Sorry Ms. Ambrosio, still no ass there.

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