Lady Gaga & The CFDA Fashion Awards

The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her ability to wear a blue wig AND hold an invisible wine glass. I hear Miranda Kerr almost gasped until she remembered gasping is so last year. Although, GaGa would later be upstaged at the after-party by drunk Kanye and his backwards baseball cap with diamond strap, the perfect fusion of form and function. “DIAMONDS MAKE MY SHINY HAT NOT FALL, YO!!!!”

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