Nobody Gives A Shit, Lady GaGa, And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2013

- James Franco is getting a Comedy Central Roast. Oh, goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry‘s getting married this weekend and apparently birthing the baby right on the alter. [Dlisted]

– Nothing beats a woman’s point of view. [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus is literally begging for attention now. [Fishwrapper]

– Goddamn, Cher Lloyd in Inked magazine… [tooFab]

– Have I mentioned my state’s new attorney general is fucking awesome? She’s fucking awesome. [BuzzFeed]

– I have no idea who Gio Ott is, but she oughto Gia Ott out of that bikini I’ll go shoot myself now. [Popoholic]

– They’re still making trailers for The Canyons? I don’t get it. [IDLYITW]

– Just a reminder: Leonardo DiCaprio got tired of banged this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bella Thorne bikini photos, anyone? [Celebslam]

– Don’t pretend you don’t want a copy of the Man of Steel porn parody. I hear Farrah Abraham‘s nose plays the Fortress of Bangitude. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kris Jenner apparently pretends she’s not a grandmother. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

– Turns out Sam Mendes really does have the time to make another Bond movie. But who will direct British theater in his stead? WHO?! [FilmDrunk]

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