Despite the fact Lady GaGa bathes in human blood to commune with Satan, an adoring fan thought it’d be cute to hand Lady GaGa her baby in London last night. And clearly this is the smartest baby in the world because it almost immediately tried to take flight in terror. Which makes sense considering her mother essentially placed her in the arms of a walking piss monster. Via Socialite Life:
“I quite often pee in my dressing room in the trash can. The bathroom is down the hall and you must get redressed. So I said: ‘Fuck it!’ Otherwise, I’d be Latey Gaga.”
“There a sink next to that trash can? No? Oh, good. Touch this tiny person with a fragile immune system.”
How that just happened.
Photos: Splash News
Actually….
If any of you read ‘When I Grow Up’ by Juliana Hatfield, then you’d know (or at least have some explanation) as to the logic of pissing in cups in your dressing room before going on stage at scuzzy rock clubs. The alternative would be walking through the entire crowd – before the show – to get to the one toilet available.
However, Lady GaGa’s playing friggin’ arenas. She likely has a bathroom in her dressing room.
LaToya Jackson called. She wants her sunglasses back.
Also, her talent.
she is using just everything to attract the attention away of her sickmaking face.
…………..lipstick, big sunglasses, idiot looking costumes.
………………SHE EVEN USES BABY’S NOW!!
I wish baby’s could talk. ” Mommy, Mommy, her mouth smells like yours after dad comes home and ya’ll go in the bathroom without me….and also motor oil, couch cheetoes and cigarettes.”
Holy Hilary Clinton Pantsuit Batman!
Looks more to me like it’s the photographer givin’ the kid the fright.