Despite the fact Lady GaGa bathes in human blood to commune with Satan, an adoring fan thought it’d be cute to hand Lady GaGa her baby in London last night. And clearly this is the smartest baby in the world because it almost immediately tried to take flight in terror. Which makes sense considering her mother essentially placed her in the arms of a walking piss monster. Via Socialite Life:
“I quite often pee in my dressing room in the trash can. The bathroom is down the hall and you must get redressed. So I said: ‘Fuck it!’ Otherwise, I’d be Latey Gaga.”
“There a sink next to that trash can? No? Oh, good. Touch this tiny person with a fragile immune system.”
How that just happened.
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