Kylie Jenner’s Entourage Shoved Jessica Alba

“Don’t worry Miss Kylie, I’ll protect you.”
“Thanks Rob, you’re my favorite brother.”

Because it’s become my new obsession to upend any of Kim Kardashian’s desperate attention grabs with a story about her newer, younger version, here’s some bullshit about Kylie Jenner’s entourage shoving Jessica Alba at a New York Fashion Week event. Via Page Six:

“After the show, trying to leave the venue, it was very crowded,” said a source. “Everyone was in the crush and Jessica had stopped briefly to say hi to someone when all of a sudden from behind came Jenner’s bodyguards. They just shoved Jessica out of the way. She just looked astonished!”

So, if I’m reading that right, there was a big crowd and people got pushed and shoved. Yep, that qualifies for posting new Kylie Jenner cleavage photos instead of anything about Kim. I don’t even care if she’s doing something heroic like chemically sterilizing each one of those goddamn 9/11 cheerleaders. I’m running Kylie all day.

UPDATE:

It was brought to my attention that Kylie posted this pic of her boobs with a link to her new pay site where she lies about not having implants:

watch my little trick on my app/website. Click the link In my bio or thekyliejenner.com

A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

And this pic of her ass, which helped me shove the Kim pic down even further out of view, so it’s a win for everyone:

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You’re now below the photo credit, Kim. I physically can’t place you any lower in this post.

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