Kylie Jenner Is A Calendar

First things first, I just realized Kylie Jenner is a sex robot, and Jaden Smith called the set of Westworld “Calabasas 1867″ in his new video. That’s an amazingly quality burn for a fucking idiot. Well played, kid.

So apparently Kylie has a 2017 calendar shot by Terry Richardson because Kris Jenner installed a new update that lets Kylie bypass a sex tape and move straight to the next phase of her Kimulation. (Stab me with a knife in the stomach.) So here are some shots from that followed by Kylie’s butt in a bikini because the center of my maze is a soulless stick figure with clicks for eyes. (The knife. Seriously.)

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A photo posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

A photo posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

A photo posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

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