Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini

Apparently Vegas does hire hot women to host pool parties, because here’s Kristin Cavallari at Liquid over the weekend and I can’t even imagine going to this party then attending Paris’ the very next day. That’s like staring at a beautiful flower only to turn around and get a pine cone shoved up your urethra. Or am I thinking about that hiking trip when I told a hippie chick my sex is like bombing innocent children in a foreign country? Which one had a bear telling me mushrooms make me Jesus?

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