Kristin Cavallari Should Never Do This Again

July 20th, 2010 // 121 Comments

For a while there, I was actually beginning to classify Kristin Cavallari as one of the hotter chicks out there, D-level celebrity aside. And then she wore this to the premiere of Salt last night which is not so much arousing as it’s suddenly making me hungry for IHOP. Or really flat, drooping biscuits. With nipples.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage

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  1. Just A Horny Dude

    You must be a fag. She is bangin’ hot. What I would give for some time between her legs! Yowza!

  2. Randal(l)

    Droopy titties is still titties and all titties is excellent. Also, I like saying “titties” and “is”

    Randal(l)

  3. Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    they ain’t that bad

  4. hateyoufornoreason

    REAL BOOBS!! Oh, the horror!!!!

    • McFeely Smackup

      you can always tell the people who have never seen a nice boob. they think the choices are fake boobs that look hilarious, or long saggy granny titties.

      Turns out there is actually a whole world of chicks who have natural boobs that don’t sag like yesterday’s broken dreams.

      • rcp

        I agree that people need to stop acting like real boobs are saggy. I’m 30-years-old and a very perky NATURAL 32D. Just like I’m sick of people seeing a chubby woman and saying she’s a “real woman”, so us naturally thin women aren’t women? Retards!
        I think chubby women and saggy boobs can be beautiful too but people need to realize saying shit like that is also degrating.
        BTW, her boobs are fine.

      • KL

        You don’t have to lie on the internet. That’s just lame.

      • Matt

        Prove it! I want to see lol

      • hateyoufornoreason

        shut it asshole.

  5. Joxer the Mighty
    Commented on this photo:

    Joxer is back!

    I agree with the above posts

  6. meh!!
    Commented on this photo:

    gravity’s a bitch

  7. barroom hero

    I don’t know who this is, but she can do this all the time! hot.

  8. Danklin
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    They’re better than Lohan’s. I support Kristin Cavallari and her breasts.

  9. Keith

    Her breasts are beautiful. But then, not liking breasts is kind of gay…

    • kiethisanoldman

      Na dude those tities sagtastisc and if u like those I wonder how your girls tits look like Mr orangutan man

  10. jstuddle
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Perez Hilton take over this site? Because you seem gayer and gayer every day.

  11. me
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST EVER!

  12. Dave

    I know you run a blog where you deal in surgically enhanced barbie dolls for the most part, but when you’ve reached the point where a real boob starts looking gross to you.. that’s just sad.

  13. absinthe
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    She can NOT pull off the hard-ass bitch look with those spikes. She’s cute, but that style just doesn’t suit her!

  14. Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s funny when a man sees a natural boob and thinks it’s saggy. Dudes, get off your playboy magazine and stop fucking a plastic doll. Real boobs have weight and aren’t a bubble bolted on. Her dress pushes them down, but they’re not sagging. Fish, have you even ever seen a REAL naked woman. And by real, I mean like, living and breathing. Not the inflatable kind.

    • McFeely Smackup

      It’s funny when chicks with saggy boobs try to convince everyone that all boobs look that way. I’m sure yours do, and I’m sure you try to wear a bra when you have sex because you know how gross it is the way they slop into your armpits.

      But honey, the fact it many, many women have natural, firm breasts that haven’t been sucked into deflated sacks by the offspring you crank out like a stray dog.

      Saggy boobs are saggy boobs. It’s not a subjective judgment.

    • chill

      Sorry guys I’m just as then and fit same sized breast same age but perky as hell. She is too young to be able to hold a pencil under them thats not time or gravity thats suck as genetics.

  15. Taz

    I’d love watching those bouncing up and down while she rides me out

  16. Anonymous

    did she botox the hell out of her face recently? She doesn’t even look like Kristin in some of those pics.

  17. Internet

    Fish gets mad when you pretend to be him.

  18. yuristache
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    They look pretty nice and natural to me. Besides, nothing wrong with pancakes … I’d love to lick some syrup off of them. Vermont’s finest; get the maple action going.

  19. mfb

    i’d bang her!!!

  20. xuc

    Like fried eggs on a nail.

  21. Eryn

    We need to embrace all types of breasts! Breasts are beautiful! All kinds of breasts are beautiful!

  22. Rico

    Good to see that most people here think the writer is a fag for calling these breasts gross.

    • boobie inspector

      Those tits are gross, it looks like she got a flatsag job on her chest , she is still hot but cant picture her tits when she hits the big 4. 0. and those things hit the ground

      • hateyoufornoreason

        If she was standing right in front of you with those “flatsag jobs”, you’d be drooling out one side of your thin little lips with a giant boner in your lee jeans and trying to stutter out something intelligible, so shut up and go back to your 300 lb. girlfriend and weep.

  23. RoniMikey
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    Looks great to me.I would love to see them.

  24. anonym

    big face. ugly outfit

  25. Keith
    Commented on this photo:

    Not liking natural breasts seems rather gay to me.

  26. madmaxnggrgangbang
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    i’d still hit that…

  27. Richester
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    At least these don’t look as awful as those Katie Perry bikini boob pictures.

  28. rcp

    I agree that people need to stop acting like real boobs are saggy. I’m 30-years-old and a very perky NATURAL 32D. Just like I’m sick of people seeing a chubby woman and saying she’s a “real woman”, so us naturally thin women aren’t women? Retards!
    I think chubby women and saggy boobs can be beautiful too but people need to realize saying shit like that is also degrating.
    BTW, her boobs are fine.

    • I real boob fan

      Sorry, but there’s no such thing as PERKY 32D’s!!! There are real D cups that have natural sag (just from the heft alone), and there are fake D cups that stretch tight and stand out on the chest like over-inflated balloons. If you told us that you were a 36D, I might have believed you on the “perky” part.

      • hateyoufornoreason

        why do mentally ill women with a pathological need for attention insist on telling everyone ON THE INTERNET how great their bodies are? Oh yeah- they are mentally ill with a pathological need for attention.
        HINT: nobody.cares.

  29. al
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought this looked good and had to scroll back up when he said pancakes… i’d hit that in one second and so would all of us assholes

  30. Ryan
    Commented on this photo:

    How can anyone not like her boobs? Yes, they’re sagging a bit, but hey, I like ‘em just as much as the next pair of boobs.

  31. luisguzman
    Commented on this photo:

    You cannot even see enough them here to even distinguish whether or not they’re saggy.

  32. luisguzman

    You cannot even see enough them here to even distinguish whether or not they’re saggy

  33. Foxhunter

    Is that ‘Billy the Exterminator’? Shoulder pins and whatnot.

  34. Dank

    FU Fish you deleted my post.

  35. Apparently there’s been a misunderstanding here. Even though her breasts look like they were rolled with a rolling pin, I would still have sex with Kristin Cavallari. Or even Kathy Griffin in a Kristin Cavallari mask. (I’m lonely and drink a lot.)

  36. spamslots
    Commented on this photo:

    All you morons slamming the sag have obviously never seen a naked woman in real life. You probably won’t end up with a woman that looks half as good as she does.

  37. M

    This photo shows beautiful ,natural breasts….surprise-boobs are not meant to look like circle jugs high up on the chest. and nipples unnaturally placed…they should sway and bob and jiggle and when there is no bra they should look like this!

  38. O

    Fish, you are TRIPPIN’! She is so smoking hot. I bet she looks amazing naked.

  39. She is fine as hell and that outfit is banging.
    You’re just used to slutty bitches or pornstars.
    REALITY CHECK: not everybody flashes the goods!

  40. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    those are really far apart

  41. PlasticGirlsSuck
    Commented on this photo:

    how can you hang shit on Heidi Montag for her plastic tits/look/everything and then when a gorgeous natural girl shows up your still not happy. You need some help. Kristin looks amazing in these pictures. a slight sag beats the shit out of tits around your neck.

  42. Sprmcandy
    Commented on this photo:

    WoW

    C*U*T*E little cunt.

  43. Harley

    I agree with Fish. You can’t see the fullness in the actual breast, and they don’t look perky at all. You just see underboob crease. Maybe it’s the way the dress is sitting on her tits that make them look flat. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still bang her, but them tittays don’t look perky in the slightest bit.

  44. captain america

    well, BE THANKFUL TO THE FLEE MARKET, folks!!

  45. mitch
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    seriously? she looks hot. what r u talking about

  46. Her boobs are fine. I’m sure the neckline of that dangerous dress is super glued to her to prevent nip slippage.
    I’ve yet to see a truly flattering photo posted here of this girl. She always looks hard & old for her age.

  47. Daniella
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    whats wrong with it? she looks great in it, its just a dress whatever it not a big deal, if she has nice legs and a nice body why not! there’s been worse that have tried this look, i love it on her!

  48. boogieman
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    fuck her tits …her legs are her sexiest asset

  49. Henry Krinkle

    Whoa, since when does Fish come down and converse with us commoners?

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