For a while there, I was actually beginning to classify Kristin Cavallari as one of the hotter chicks out there, D-level celebrity aside. And then she wore this to the premiere of Salt last night which is not so much arousing as it’s suddenly making me hungry for IHOP. Or really flat, drooping biscuits. With nipples.
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You must be a fag. She is bangin’ hot. What I would give for some time between her legs! Yowza!
First!
Those are Great Tits!
Wow I Read all the posts. Blah blah blah. Yes natural tits are great!!! I have never even felt fake ones but I have also never felt tits that you can hold a pencil under. Time to inflate baby
I believe that you can get some time between those legs for an 8ball during Super Bowl weekend. Plan ahead.
These are great Tits. Women with Great Tits can hold pencils and trust me that is a Very Good thing.
Flat and Fake can “pass” that test.
If you have Tits like this please find me, I love them.
Droopy titties is still titties and all titties is excellent. Also, I like saying “titties” and “is”
Randal(l)
they ain’t that bad
REAL BOOBS!! Oh, the horror!!!!
you can always tell the people who have never seen a nice boob. they think the choices are fake boobs that look hilarious, or long saggy granny titties.
Turns out there is actually a whole world of chicks who have natural boobs that don’t sag like yesterday’s broken dreams.
I agree that people need to stop acting like real boobs are saggy. I’m 30-years-old and a very perky NATURAL 32D. Just like I’m sick of people seeing a chubby woman and saying she’s a “real woman”, so us naturally thin women aren’t women? Retards!
I think chubby women and saggy boobs can be beautiful too but people need to realize saying shit like that is also degrating.
BTW, her boobs are fine.
You don’t have to lie on the internet. That’s just lame.
Prove it! I want to see lol
shut it asshole.
Joxer is back!
I agree with the above posts
gravity’s a bitch
I don’t know who this is, but she can do this all the time! hot.
They’re better than Lohan’s. I support Kristin Cavallari and her breasts.
Her breasts are beautiful. But then, not liking breasts is kind of gay…
Na dude those tities sagtastisc and if u like those I wonder how your girls tits look like Mr orangutan man
Did Perez Hilton take over this site? Because you seem gayer and gayer every day.
FIRST EVER!
I know you run a blog where you deal in surgically enhanced barbie dolls for the most part, but when you’ve reached the point where a real boob starts looking gross to you.. that’s just sad.
the fact that you think “real boob” is equal to “saggy granny titty” tells us a lot about the women you hang out with.
And I’m sorry that you stop getting turned off by girls once they hit puberty.
turned on, even
Uh, mcfeely- shut your pie hole. You annoy me.
you hate me because you have saggy titties
She can NOT pull off the hard-ass bitch look with those spikes. She’s cute, but that style just doesn’t suit her!
I think it’s funny when a man sees a natural boob and thinks it’s saggy. Dudes, get off your playboy magazine and stop fucking a plastic doll. Real boobs have weight and aren’t a bubble bolted on. Her dress pushes them down, but they’re not sagging. Fish, have you even ever seen a REAL naked woman. And by real, I mean like, living and breathing. Not the inflatable kind.
It’s funny when chicks with saggy boobs try to convince everyone that all boobs look that way. I’m sure yours do, and I’m sure you try to wear a bra when you have sex because you know how gross it is the way they slop into your armpits.
But honey, the fact it many, many women have natural, firm breasts that haven’t been sucked into deflated sacks by the offspring you crank out like a stray dog.
Saggy boobs are saggy boobs. It’s not a subjective judgment.
VIRGIN.
Sorry guys I’m just as then and fit same sized breast same age but perky as hell. She is too young to be able to hold a pencil under them thats not time or gravity thats suck as genetics.
How about in English this time?
haha I know I was really tired when I wrote that! I couldn’t stop laughing when I read my post just now. Feel free to trash me. My breasts will still be perky.
chill, I’d love to see those perky breasts of yours
I’d love watching those bouncing up and down while she rides me out
did she botox the hell out of her face recently? She doesn’t even look like Kristin in some of those pics.
Fish gets mad when you pretend to be him.
They look pretty nice and natural to me. Besides, nothing wrong with pancakes … I’d love to lick some syrup off of them. Vermont’s finest; get the maple action going.
i’d bang her!!!
Like fried eggs on a nail.
We need to embrace all types of breasts! Breasts are beautiful! All kinds of breasts are beautiful!
Good to see that most people here think the writer is a fag for calling these breasts gross.
Those tits are gross, it looks like she got a flatsag job on her chest , she is still hot but cant picture her tits when she hits the big 4. 0. and those things hit the ground
If she was standing right in front of you with those “flatsag jobs”, you’d be drooling out one side of your thin little lips with a giant boner in your lee jeans and trying to stutter out something intelligible, so shut up and go back to your 300 lb. girlfriend and weep.
Looks great to me.I would love to see them.
big face. ugly outfit
Not liking natural breasts seems rather gay to me.
i’d still hit that…
At least these don’t look as awful as those Katie Perry bikini boob pictures.
I agree that people need to stop acting like real boobs are saggy. I’m 30-years-old and a very perky NATURAL 32D. Just like I’m sick of people seeing a chubby woman and saying she’s a “real woman”, so us naturally thin women aren’t women? Retards!
I think chubby women and saggy boobs can be beautiful too but people need to realize saying shit like that is also degrating.
BTW, her boobs are fine.
Sorry, but there’s no such thing as PERKY 32D’s!!! There are real D cups that have natural sag (just from the heft alone), and there are fake D cups that stretch tight and stand out on the chest like over-inflated balloons. If you told us that you were a 36D, I might have believed you on the “perky” part.
why do mentally ill women with a pathological need for attention insist on telling everyone ON THE INTERNET how great their bodies are? Oh yeah- they are mentally ill with a pathological need for attention.
HINT: nobody.cares.
i thought this looked good and had to scroll back up when he said pancakes… i’d hit that in one second and so would all of us assholes
How can anyone not like her boobs? Yes, they’re sagging a bit, but hey, I like ‘em just as much as the next pair of boobs.
You cannot even see enough them here to even distinguish whether or not they’re saggy.
You cannot even see enough them here to even distinguish whether or not they’re saggy
Is that ‘Billy the Exterminator’? Shoulder pins and whatnot.
FU Fish you deleted my post.
You commented on the pic not the main thread, my good man. Still there:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kristin-cavallari-should-never-do-this-again-07-2010/0720-kristin-cavallari-cleavage-04/comment-page-1#comment-4661722
Apparently there’s been a misunderstanding here. Even though her breasts look like they were rolled with a rolling pin, I would still have sex with Kristin Cavallari. Or even Kathy Griffin in a Kristin Cavallari mask. (I’m lonely and drink a lot.)
I’d do kathy griffin without the mask. I think she’s fucking hot.
She’s the wife on family guy, right?
Her boob looks like a half-filled whoopie cushion.
All you morons slamming the sag have obviously never seen a naked woman in real life. You probably won’t end up with a woman that looks half as good as she does.
This photo shows beautiful ,natural breasts….surprise-boobs are not meant to look like circle jugs high up on the chest. and nipples unnaturally placed…they should sway and bob and jiggle and when there is no bra they should look like this!
Fish, you are TRIPPIN’! She is so smoking hot. I bet she looks amazing naked.
She is fine as hell and that outfit is banging.
You’re just used to slutty bitches or pornstars.
REALITY CHECK: not everybody flashes the goods!
those are really far apart
how can you hang shit on Heidi Montag for her plastic tits/look/everything and then when a gorgeous natural girl shows up your still not happy. You need some help. Kristin looks amazing in these pictures. a slight sag beats the shit out of tits around your neck.
I’m having a strange feeling of Deja Vu
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/04/15/2/209/2098061/13519e7848f118a4_catrall.preview.jpg
WoW
C*U*T*E little cunt.
I agree with Fish. You can’t see the fullness in the actual breast, and they don’t look perky at all. You just see underboob crease. Maybe it’s the way the dress is sitting on her tits that make them look flat. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still bang her, but them tittays don’t look perky in the slightest bit.
well, BE THANKFUL TO THE FLEE MARKET, folks!!
seriously? she looks hot. what r u talking about
Her boobs are fine. I’m sure the neckline of that dangerous dress is super glued to her to prevent nip slippage.
I’ve yet to see a truly flattering photo posted here of this girl. She always looks hard & old for her age.
whats wrong with it? she looks great in it, its just a dress whatever it not a big deal, if she has nice legs and a nice body why not! there’s been worse that have tried this look, i love it on her!
fuck her tits …her legs are her sexiest asset
Whoa, since when does Fish come down and converse with us commoners?
When the girl traffic dies down on Facebook.