Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is. So very, very relevant. (How do we get her on our money?)
Photos: Tyler Shields
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juaquin ingles | September 10, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Whoa.
Mr. Nice Guy | September 10, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Whoa, I want some Kristin Cavallari! She looks sexy as hell :-)’
soupofdefish | September 12, 2010 at 11:30 am
Where is Lohans new do???
Male Commentator | September 13, 2010 at 12:17 am
Not attractive…next
Rocky Bushrod | September 13, 2010 at 11:51 am
Again, Fish putting his glaring ignorance on display. It’s “all of THE sudden,” dumbass.
Marcus | September 10, 2010 at 6:22 pm
dry humping is fun!!
juaquin ingles | September 10, 2010 at 6:25 pm
And how’d the fucking scarecrow get this gig?
FunkyFingerProductions | September 10, 2010 at 6:36 pm
It’s sad what these attention whores will do to stay in the public eye…
drewgw | September 11, 2010 at 6:41 pm
if by sad you mean erection inducing, you are correct.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 10, 2010 at 6:44 pm
hella boring photos, belong in a gay mag like gq.
gong the bitch
Amy | September 10, 2010 at 6:54 pm
What a whore. And what an ugly fucking guy.
Female commentator | September 10, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Totally agree…there are so many hot men all around and this is what they come up with? I guess if they got a hotter man it would take all the attention away from that thing, Kristin. They are trying to make it like she is actually attractive or something…reality check, it ain’t working!!!
Hater Spotter | September 10, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Bulls Eye
Hater Spotter | September 12, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Da Trooooooooof is that the best you could do?
Got me, I am so deflated.
So are you Amy or Female?
Hater Spotter | September 10, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Bulls Eye #1. You must be ugly!
Amy | September 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Actually, I win awards for my beauty.
Female commentator | September 11, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I have won awards for my beauty too…I have no idea who this hater spotter was talking about.
Hater Spoter #2 | September 12, 2010 at 8:50 am
Big deal everyone wins awards for their beauty, if Kristin wasn’t good looking it wouldn’t matter what kind of poses/clothes she was wearing. To be honest I didn’t even see the guy until I read your posts and looked back. Try putting snooky in these same pictures with an even uglier guy see if she looks good.
Hater Spotter | September 12, 2010 at 9:02 am
Amy and FC, time to put up or shut up.
Both of you come across as jealous haters.
Awards? Prove it.
You were miss what, give a range of 5 years, we won’t know which one you are but could compare the 5 year winners to Kristin Cavallari (who is good looking enough to get paid for her looks) and judge for ourselves.
FYI – TMZ says the guy is the photographer Tyler Shields.
Da Trooooooooof | September 12, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Go suck some COCK Hater Spotters 1 & 2!!!
Da Trooooooof #2 | September 13, 2010 at 12:15 am
You must be REALLY REALLY UGLY Hater Spotters….umphhhh beat that one chump!!!
duke chute | September 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
@da trooof
You must be REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY – yeah bitch eat that shit!
Schnib | September 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm
The photographer just wanted her to lay on him. If you all say she is ugly, let’s see some pics of you or your significant other.
Amy | September 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Hate Spotter: So you disagree that posing basiacally naked for money makes you a whore? I didn’t say she was ugly…I said that she is a whore.
And you think Scarecrow is atrractive?
Dante Calamari | September 15, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Ummmmm sorry to burst the collective female bubble on this story but THE MAN IN THESE PICTURES IS IRRELEVANT!!!! The pictures are about that hot blonde woman in lingerie. You could have her take pictures with Joe Pesci or George Constanza, it doesn’t matter. No one is supposed to be looking at the guy.
It’s like people who watch porn movies and complain the men are ugly. 90% of those watching porn, and looking at these photos, really could care less about the man element.
Amy | September 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Dante…if nobody cares about the “male element” , then how come everyone is commenting on the ugly guy in this picture? Also, when I look at porn, I only look at porn where the guy is attractive and has a large penis. Speak for yourself.
Dante Calamari | September 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm
The only people who made cdomments about the male in the picture were you and female commentator, everyone else made comments about what you typed LOL.
Hey, I didn’t say EVERYBODY didn’t look at the guys in a porn movie, I said 90% of watchers didn’t, because 90% of us watching porn are MEN and we aren’t paying attention to the penises in the Porn movie.
Amy | September 15, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Dante, if you’ll scroll down the page, you’ll see that even men made comments about “scarecrow” guy in this picture.
Also, I’m in a sorority (was, graduated now), and all of us watch porn, etc. And not softcore shit. Just saying…it’s not like it used to be. Women are much more sexual that we used to be. However, I call it like I see it–which means, if you take your clothes off for money, you are a whore.
FrankNfrtr | September 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm
The blogger has a crush on this vapid starlet.
Although not to my taste this photo shoot was an interesting one. It would have been a lot better with an attractive male model.
I hope for the blogger’s sake that Ms. C. quits screwing around with this soft core stuff, strips & spreads it all out for the viewing public.
MWMJ | September 11, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Oh that’s rich…two chicks who make damn certain to list their own ‘beauty-meat-market’ talents are dissing on another woman for the very same actions? Classic! Pot meet Kettles #1 and #2.
anonymous | September 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Meh…she’s still a horseface and has flapjack tits.
Odd | September 10, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Not sure what that says about all of you when all you notice about the photo shoot is what the guy looks like.
Hell, I didn’t realize there was a guy there until I read your comments.
Female commentator | September 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
you must be male…..odd
Odd plugs arse | September 13, 2010 at 1:19 pm
You’re overcompensating…it’s aiight if you like men’s bunghole dude. Just admit it.
The Man | September 10, 2010 at 10:47 pm
I would give her a messy cream pie!
The O | September 10, 2010 at 11:11 pm
The guy in the photos is the photographer isn’t he? Didn’t he do the same stupid shit with Lindsay Lohan and a gun a few months back?
juaquin ingles | September 11, 2010 at 12:11 am
Ah. Like when that cooz Fred Durst directed himself in a video making out with Halle Berry.
captain america | September 11, 2010 at 12:11 am
because his COCK was jobless at the time…………
chynasclit | September 11, 2010 at 1:13 am
i bet this famewhore horse was like ok mom u get a dui and then ill be back in the public eye.. then we can split the profits and go clubbin with dina lohan! hooray! and 2 the gross photographer in the picture u are not unique or original..ur not an artist in neway …so snap snap! hooray!
richology | September 11, 2010 at 4:00 am
is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch!!!!????
Richard MARTIN | September 11, 2010 at 5:49 am
Oh Kristin how pathetic of you to try to do your won thing after Laguna beach but after your failed TV show and acting career…..your back to some left over reality show. Please make sure you keep the Abreva in your medicine cabinet because Justin Bobby might spread that love disease.
http://twitter.com/NatureCleanse
RtSS | September 11, 2010 at 7:40 am
Oh, my… Looking at the menu; LiLo — .99 cents
Kristen Cavallari — $100
I’ll order me up three servings of KC, instead of the LiLo any day! And please, supersize me on that… Damn, she is fine!
The Man | September 11, 2010 at 7:52 am
I would pump my cock in her tight tat till she explodes
Gando | September 11, 2010 at 11:08 am
She’d look like a pretty bad girl.I’m suggesting to have her thrown in jail just like LiLo.
Nero | September 11, 2010 at 11:14 am
She should be spanked first.
boogeyman King Dong | September 11, 2010 at 11:33 am
Since ima famous now,i’m gonna look for her on Skype!
Cougar smugar | September 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Yes, you are a legend in your own mind. I mean of all time.
boogeyman King Dong | September 13, 2010 at 9:52 am
I had to make a new account.. Hope this one works.
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Ronda Hulstine | September 13, 2010 at 5:51 am
ok, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.
http://twitter.com/rndhuls
NeNe | September 13, 2010 at 9:57 am
Well sure, if you are willing to dress up like a trashy whore, then you seem important. However, I do not think she is important. I’m telling you, this piece of trash will be posing for playboy real soon. She is a pathetic has-been.
GravyLeg | September 13, 2010 at 11:41 am
How does this douche bag get to photo these chicks?
From a technical standpoint, I have yet to see a picture of his that indicates skills greater than that of a 2nd year college photography student.
I bet he must give them good drugs… Only explanation.
kingjack | September 13, 2010 at 12:02 pm
nice, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.
http://www.voguecatchcom/index.asp
Rocky Bushrod | September 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Once again, this time with *feeewing*.
Tom | September 13, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Tyler Shields is just a Terry Richardson wannabe. He has totally ripped off Terry’s style which is humorous because Terry’s style has always sucked anyway.
JENN | September 13, 2010 at 12:36 pm
nothing special, another anorexic generic looking blond
peaches | September 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm
this photo would have been way hotter if they’d cover more of her face
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Dante Calamari | September 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I had no idea of who she was to be honest. Kristen Cavalerri never rang a bell until I read she was on the Hills and Laguna Beach, which would explain why I hadn’t heard of her at all ….
She’s definately doable but not for a long term booty call kind of thing. Perfect for tapping whilst on Vacation though.