Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden

September 10th, 2010 // 100 Comments

Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is. So very, very relevant. (How do we get her on our money?)

Photos: Tyler Shields

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  1. juaquin ingles

    Whoa.

  2. Marcus

    dry humping is fun!!

  3. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    Marcus
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d have a big wetmark on my pants.

  4. juaquin ingles

    And how’d the fucking scarecrow get this gig?

  5. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy is butt fucking ugly

  6. FunkyFingerProductions

    It’s sad what these attention whores will do to stay in the public eye…

  7. hella boring photos, belong in a gay mag like gq.
    gong the bitch

  8. Amy

    What a whore. And what an ugly fucking guy.

    • Female commentator

      Totally agree…there are so many hot men all around and this is what they come up with? I guess if they got a hotter man it would take all the attention away from that thing, Kristin. They are trying to make it like she is actually attractive or something…reality check, it ain’t working!!!

    • Hater Spotter

      Bulls Eye

      • Hater Spotter

        Da Trooooooooof is that the best you could do?
        Got me, I am so deflated.
        So are you Amy or Female?

    • Hater Spotter

      Bulls Eye #1. You must be ugly!

      • Amy

        Actually, I win awards for my beauty.

      • Female commentator

        I have won awards for my beauty too…I have no idea who this hater spotter was talking about.

      • Hater Spoter #2

        Big deal everyone wins awards for their beauty, if Kristin wasn’t good looking it wouldn’t matter what kind of poses/clothes she was wearing. To be honest I didn’t even see the guy until I read your posts and looked back. Try putting snooky in these same pictures with an even uglier guy see if she looks good.

      • Hater Spotter

        Amy and FC, time to put up or shut up.
        Both of you come across as jealous haters.
        Awards? Prove it.
        You were miss what, give a range of 5 years, we won’t know which one you are but could compare the 5 year winners to Kristin Cavallari (who is good looking enough to get paid for her looks) and judge for ourselves.

        FYI – TMZ says the guy is the photographer Tyler Shields.

      • Da Trooooooooof

        Go suck some COCK Hater Spotters 1 & 2!!!

      • Da Trooooooof #2

        You must be REALLY REALLY UGLY Hater Spotters….umphhhh beat that one chump!!!

    • duke chute

      @da trooof
      You must be REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY – yeah bitch eat that shit!

      • Schnib

        The photographer just wanted her to lay on him. If you all say she is ugly, let’s see some pics of you or your significant other.

      • Amy

        Hate Spotter: So you disagree that posing basiacally naked for money makes you a whore? I didn’t say she was ugly…I said that she is a whore.

        And you think Scarecrow is atrractive?

    • Ummmmm sorry to burst the collective female bubble on this story but THE MAN IN THESE PICTURES IS IRRELEVANT!!!! The pictures are about that hot blonde woman in lingerie. You could have her take pictures with Joe Pesci or George Constanza, it doesn’t matter. No one is supposed to be looking at the guy.

      It’s like people who watch porn movies and complain the men are ugly. 90% of those watching porn, and looking at these photos, really could care less about the man element.

      • Amy

        Dante…if nobody cares about the “male element” , then how come everyone is commenting on the ugly guy in this picture? Also, when I look at porn, I only look at porn where the guy is attractive and has a large penis. Speak for yourself.

      • The only people who made cdomments about the male in the picture were you and female commentator, everyone else made comments about what you typed LOL.

        Hey, I didn’t say EVERYBODY didn’t look at the guys in a porn movie, I said 90% of watchers didn’t, because 90% of us watching porn are MEN and we aren’t paying attention to the penises in the Porn movie.

      • Amy

        Dante, if you’ll scroll down the page, you’ll see that even men made comments about “scarecrow” guy in this picture.

        Also, I’m in a sorority (was, graduated now), and all of us watch porn, etc. And not softcore shit. Just saying…it’s not like it used to be. Women are much more sexual that we used to be. However, I call it like I see it–which means, if you take your clothes off for money, you are a whore.

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    Elroy
    Commented on this photo:

    A tad portly if you ask me

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    alan
    Commented on this photo:

    why is Chris Kattan trying to kill her?

  11. The blogger has a crush on this vapid starlet.
    Although not to my taste this photo shoot was an interesting one. It would have been a lot better with an attractive male model.
    I hope for the blogger’s sake that Ms. C. quits screwing around with this soft core stuff, strips & spreads it all out for the viewing public.

    • MWMJ

      Oh that’s rich…two chicks who make damn certain to list their own ‘beauty-meat-market’ talents are dissing on another woman for the very same actions? Classic! Pot meet Kettles #1 and #2.

  12. anonymous

    Meh…she’s still a horseface and has flapjack tits.

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s so obvious she is lying on the floor, and they just rotated the picture 90° to the left…

  14. Odd

    Not sure what that says about all of you when all you notice about the photo shoot is what the guy looks like.

    Hell, I didn’t realize there was a guy there until I read your comments.

  15. The Man

    I would give her a messy cream pie!

  16. The O

    The guy in the photos is the photographer isn’t he? Didn’t he do the same stupid shit with Lindsay Lohan and a gun a few months back?

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    kate
    Commented on this photo:

    No way! It’s turned to the left? Fascinating!

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    Schaich Petey
    Commented on this photo:

    Love the last pic. Great 90 degree rotation. KC is super, super sexy. I bet Matt Lienart wishes he was still hitting that.

  19. captain america

    because his COCK was jobless at the time…………

  20. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    juaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure this little turd’s dick got glued to his pants after this.

  21. chynasclit

    i bet this famewhore horse was like ok mom u get a dui and then ill be back in the public eye.. then we can split the profits and go clubbin with dina lohan! hooray! and 2 the gross photographer in the picture u are not unique or original..ur not an artist in neway …so snap snap! hooray!

  22. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    Abby
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess she is making herself useful.

  23. is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch!!!!????

  24. Oh Kristin how pathetic of you to try to do your won thing after Laguna beach but after your failed TV show and acting career…..your back to some left over reality show. Please make sure you keep the Abreva in your medicine cabinet because Justin Bobby might spread that love disease.
    http://twitter.com/NatureCleanse

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    Id
    Commented on this photo:

    If this guy’s a photographer I am Annie Leibovitz.

  26. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, my… Looking at the menu; LiLo — .99 cents

    Kristen Cavallari — $100

    I’ll order me up three servings of KC, instead of the LiLo any day! And please, supersize me on that… Damn, she is fine!

  27. Oh, my… Looking at the menu; LiLo — .99 cents

    Kristen Cavallari — $100

    I’ll order me up three servings of KC, instead of the LiLo any day! And please, supersize me on that… Damn, she is fine!

  28. The Man

    I would pump my cock in her tight tat till she explodes

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    shavederic
    Commented on this photo:

    My penis thinks she’s hot.

  30. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
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  31. Gando

    She’d look like a pretty bad girl.I’m suggesting to have her thrown in jail just like LiLo.

  32. boogeyman King Dong

    Since ima famous now,i’m gonna look for her on Skype!

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    Ray Sist
    Commented on this photo:

    My pants are tight!

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    ntlj
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does it look like they shot this in someones front yard? Yo, watch out for the dog crap!

  35. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    time to beat my cock to oblivion. :)

  36. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    why hasnt my comment showed up??

    I SAID…its time to beat my cock to oblivion.@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    memem
    Commented on this photo:

    what I wouldnt give to see this pic from a slightly different angle

  38. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    leya
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s just coping the photos with Joseph Gordon Levitt and Claudia Schiffer from GQ, which by the way is way hotter than this crap…

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    Nique
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheapo

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    Nique
    Commented on this photo:

    This is not art. Hell of a bad photo, and so are the others.

    • spot

      you can see the car parked in the driveway in the background! awful, awful photo. she must be really desperate for exposure post-Hills. hopefully this means the next step is a “leaked” sex tape…

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    Marcus
    Commented on this photo:

    i wonder if that carpet matches her carpet.

  42. louis

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  43. ok, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.
    http://twitter.com/rndhuls

  44. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    Commented on this photo:

    I like Kristin. She looks really good :)

  45. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    Lucky Breaks
    Commented on this photo:

    Kristen’s pretty, but these pictures are really stupid.

  46. Kristin Cavallari poses for Tyler Shields
    Terminal blocks
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my lady gaga..

  47. NeNe

    Well sure, if you are willing to dress up like a trashy whore, then you seem important. However, I do not think she is important. I’m telling you, this piece of trash will be posing for playboy real soon. She is a pathetic has-been.

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    Jagov
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve got a pant full of bone right now.

  49. GravyLeg

    How does this douche bag get to photo these chicks?

    From a technical standpoint, I have yet to see a picture of his that indicates skills greater than that of a 2nd year college photography student.

    I bet he must give them good drugs… Only explanation.

  50. nice, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.
    http://www.voguecatchcom/index.asp

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