In before someone says, “Slow news day?”
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler asked The Hills star Kristin Cavallari to marry him after whisking her off to Cabo, according to People, and a surprising amount of you wrote in on this one. Apparently you really want to see me make a joke about him sitting out his own wedding because of a sprained MCL which is really the only thing you can say in this situation. Or, okay, maybe a crack about Kristin not being able to say I do without MTV handing her a script. Regardless, let’s agree her tight white tank top is the only interesting thing happening in this post because, honestly, I fell asleep after the headline and my fingers are operating on pure reflex right now penis joke penis joke penis joke I like boobs.
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I’d plow her in the vagina with my vagina plower of power.
Two words: Performance Anxiety.
I would also lick her clit and plow her furrow! I bet she would cum immediately!
She’s my hero.
There is only one place on earth appropriate to propose to someone whose name is always preceded by “hills star” and Jay Cutler got it right.
Cutler, the pride of Santa Claus, Indiana. He is a big dumb asshole.
lol, agreed. Don’t forget crybaby
Typical meathead/barbie combo. Gay Butlayer thinks he’s too cool to smile…that’s gonna make for some dumbass lookin’ wedding photos – well, that and the puppet strings
Add another 10 interceptions to his total for this season….if there is one. This shallow train-wreck of a whore will screw his mind up big time when shes thinking of that ass-clown Brody while milking his Jay’s cock. Sorry Bears fans.
I heard Jay was so happy, he could cry.
For some reason her face is making me uneasy.
Jay must have a huge…noggin..no..wallet…no..penis..ha ha..nevermind
Jay is not a winner an neither is his choice of brides…perfect match.
Cutler is a loser. Come on, Cade McNown had half the talent and banged Brande Roderick and Heather Kozar. Jeff Garcia is (allegedly) gay and bangs Carmella Decesare. Cutler is in his prime and is marrying a third rate whore. Dumbass.
His feet are tiny for a 6ft3in wanker. What a joke of an athlete.
These two loser assholes deserve each other.
Flat. Face.
He’s a pussy, she has a pussy. It’s like marrying your sister.
damn, she looks all busted.
divorce with 12 months. mark my words
In certain photos, she looks like Poppy Montgomery.
for the last time: MY CONDOLENCE!!
C’mon Cutler.. if you can’t even outrun the paparazzi, what did you think was going to happen in the Giants game?
Ditka should have Prima Nocta rights.
When they get married and she stops having sex with him, will she use her “bum knee” as an excuse?
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