In before someone says, “Slow news day?”
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler asked The Hills star Kristin Cavallari to marry him after whisking her off to Cabo, according to People, and a surprising amount of you wrote in on this one. Apparently you really want to see me make a joke about him sitting out his own wedding because of a sprained MCL which is really the only thing you can say in this situation. Or, okay, maybe a crack about Kristin not being able to say I do without MTV handing her a script. Regardless, let’s agree her tight white tank top is the only interesting thing happening in this post because, honestly, I fell asleep after the headline and my fingers are operating on pure reflex right now penis joke penis joke penis joke I like boobs.