Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler Are Engaged
In before someone says, “Slow news day?”
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler asked The Hills star Kristin Cavallari to marry him after whisking her off to Cabo, according to People, and a surprising amount of you wrote in on this one. Apparently you really want to see me make a joke about him sitting out his own wedding because of a sprained MCL which is really the only thing you can say in this situation. Or, okay, maybe a crack about Kristin not being able to say I do without MTV handing her a script. Regardless, let’s agree her tight white tank top is the only interesting thing happening in this post because, honestly, I fell asleep after the headline and my fingers are operating on pure reflex right now penis joke penis joke penis joke I like boobs.