Kristin Cavallari is Nipplely and Other News

June 21st, 2010 // 23 Comments

- FUCK YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM. [Popeater]

- Aubrey O’Day has been studying The Coco Book of Twittering. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lady GaGa is Bombshell McGee now. [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox bombs another movie. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears has such a healthy diet. How is this possible?! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Russell Brand knows how to premiere a movie. [Popoholic]

- Hayden Panettiere grew up/stayed freakishly small fast. [IDLYITW]

- Chris Klein is having the BEST WEEK EVER. — Wrong site? [The Fab Life]

- Alexander Skarsgard and the cast of True Blood get the green light for season four. [Just Jared]

- Michael Jackson could’ve made a whole lot of Jesus Juice with that. [StarPulse]

- Carmen Electra knows how to fight AIDS. [Celebslam]

- Taylor Swift in a bikini. Whee? [Popsugar]

- Angelina Jolie probably isn’t black enough to play Cleopatra. [Bossip]

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  1. Mr. Nice Guy

    Great looking Dress. Love to help her ruin it!

  2. Second….and she is fine.

  3. First
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmmm boobies

  4. gypsy

    she has a huge head.

  5. Taz

    perfect teeth

  6. FattyFatty2x4

    who’s the brunette?
    i’ll take some of that pleez.

    • Gen

      Shenae Grimes

      She’s short, has an awful sense of style, and is so painfully bad at acting that I actually got angry when I watched 90210. This is coming from someone who mildly enjoys Gossip Girl.

  7. ROUGH? "That guy got an edge. Unbewevable, I never seen anything like it"

    She ought to be careful; she can put someone’s eye out with those pokies

  8. Dewd

    As much as I favor the chestiness among the links, I’m going to have to post this…

    Hello… Cleopatra wasn’t black! Egypt was a defeated nation. The Romans weren’t going to put an African in charge, right, which means ol’ Dad wasn’t black. (But to her credit, Cleo fused with her subjects. Props, girl.) :)

    • Me

      Cleopatra was not put there by the Romans. She was Greek/Macedonian from the Ptolemy Dynasty. Greeks under Alexander the Great conquered Egypt in the 4th century BC. He then put one of his generals — Ptolemy — in charge of it. The Ptolemy’s practiced inbreeding and only reproduced with family members. So Cleopatra was an inbred Greek/Macedonian. Supposedly she was quite ugly, despite her seducing Marc Antony and Julius Caesar. If you see depictions of her she is shown to have a big hook nose.

  9. unfinbzn
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who this person is but that dress is amazing.

  10. flaio

    shes a hotie

  11. captain america

    be honest: WHAT OTHER THINGS IS SHE ABLE OF, folks?

  12. Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    All that coke is shrinking her tiddies.

    JUST SAY NO, KRISTIN!!!

  13. wendy

    this girl is not pretty, she is very average looking

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Wendy, if she is average where you live please share the location so we can come see for ourselves.
      I live in Orange County California, less than 15 minutes from the Beaches of Newport Beach and here she is outstanding.
      I think you are lying.
      And ugly.

  14. mike
    Commented on this photo:

    i like it

  15. kitty furry

    FINE!

  16. TILII

    Way to ruin a dress, Kristin. That’s embarrasing, at least wear breast petals to prevent this from happening.

  17. NL

    Im in love with her since laguna beach

  18. yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs a pearl necklace.

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