Kristin Cavallari Also Wore a Bikini and Other News

July 15th, 2011 // 44 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Eva Longoria will have a hilariously sensual lesbian scene in the new indie flick Without Men. [Huffington Post]

- Mary-Louise Parker didn’t get to meet the royals because JLo has a giant ass. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Who wants to see Gwyneth Paltrow waste away from a deadly virus? [Lainey Gossip]

- Xzibit can fuck off. Planking just got cool again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Remember that Gillian Jacobs and Allison Brie pic from yesterday? There’s a video now. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton supports America’s greatest past-time. It’s masturbation, right? [theCHIVE]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Childhood Pics of Future Hollywood Hotties [TooFab]

- John Stamos banged Renee Zellweger at Disneyland. [ONTD]

- Elin Nordegren is dating a billionaire who I’m sure hasn’t been knee-deep in supermodel vagina for most of his life. [Bossip]

- Miranda Kerr‘s book is called ‘Treasure Yourself.’ If I was her, I would. Daily. [Just Jared]

- Dina Lohan might be on DWTS. Can we all agree that Walt Disney was Satan the whole time now? [Celebslam]

- New stills fromThe Amazing Spider-Man: Now with more homemade web-goo! [FilmDrunk]

- Unusual Places to Try to Get Laid in because nobody believes those are food stains on your futon. [Maxim]

- The Casey Anthony assassination attempts have begun. [BuzzFeed]

- Top 50 Hotties from Sports and Competition TV Shows [Bleacher Report]

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  1. I would do some terrible things to her, starting with giving her a pearl necklace to match the bikini.

  2. What a fatty. I bet when she got in the pool, it overflowed.

  3. SS

    she is kind of chunky?

  4. Trevar

    She don’t be looking as good as Beyonce in dat swimsuit. She be fat in da belly area. She needs an areola in her rectum.

    • Vivian

      Am I the only one who doesn’t get it? she needs nipple surrounding skin in her ass??? WTF?

    • Gumption

      my friend…beyonce had lipo on her fat belly and a boob job, wears a wig 24/7, fake lashes, had a lip reduction, nose job and draws in eyebrows. that is all my laymen eyes know about so you are right, ol kristen here doesnt look like that but I do think her boob job fits her frame and yeah, she is an average broad. not quite as ugly as beyonce but close.

  5. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Jay Cutler
    .
    Commented on this photo:

    just a little more to the left..

  6. boring woman for such a decent body. seems soulless.. one of those hills chicks?

  7. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Diesel
    CaptionThis
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh, I just can’t seem to find – hey, has anyone seen where my career went?”

  8. Vivian

    Since Fish refuses to post dicks for the ladies I’m gonna have to settle for imagining those water drops are actually squirts from a huge dick jerking off to her

    • Gumption

      say it sister! We did have the tasty legs of Cristiano Rinaldo the footballer the other day. Yes, I am still surviving off those fumes.

  9. Benwa

    I wonder when fish will post this story. I know he will since it’s on the Daily Mail like ALL OF HIS OTHER POSTS.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2015125/Jamie-Dingman-Elin-Nordegren-finds-love-billionaires-son.html

    Erase away Fish, just know it makes you the biggest hypocrite known to man.

    • Here’s a newsflash on the Daily Mail, THEY HAVE EVERY STORY BEFORE EVERY BLOG.

      1. They’re in London and have a five-hour jump on the day.
      2. They’re a major newspaper with a massive staff. (Haha, “massive staff.”)
      3. The Superficial has two people. That’s it.
      4. This isn’t a site that tries to break news, we provide commentary on existing stories that are everywhere.
      5. You’re bitching about an aggregate link post pointing to other sites.

      So, yes, the Daily Mail has stories ahead of us, sometimes even days, along with 800 different outlets. You’ve solved a great mystery of the Internet that pretty much every reader already understands except for maybe the ones telling me I’m going to hell for accusing God of striking Caylee Anthony’s memorial with lightning. Those people probably never heard of England.

      • Benwa

        Hey, I read this site all the time. I just don’t appreciate having one of my comments erased because I noticed something and had the nerve to call you on it…especially when you look at some of the sick shit other people say in their comments.

        In other words I was a fan, and I feel like you screwed me over for basically no reason. Had you posted this reply instead of erasing my comment I would have had no issue in the first place.

        For someone who makes a living ripping on people, you sure have a thin skin boss.

    • TomFrank

      This is you, Benwa: “You’re an asshole, Fish, and your site is lame, but instead of finding something else to do, I’m going to keep coming here and posting that you get your stories from a British newspaper because that’s my life now.”

      • Benwa

        Congrats. You solved the code, and without the secret decoder ring.

        My problem isn’t with where the stories come from, my problem is the attempt at censorship from someone who’s so liberal.

        I’m sure you’d have a problem with it if he erased what you just posted, and if you didn’t, then you’re the asshole.

    • We delete anyone who continually posts the same comment in every single post which you were doing. After so many, it registers as spam. On top of that, we have the right to remove trolls, and I’m kicking myself for even responding.

      Adding… You didn’t call us on anything. We have stories from way after People, Us Weekly, TMZ, etc. because that’s how this site operates. You didn’t notice some grand conspiracy, you just noticed Daily Mail is more efficient at posting celebrity gossip – which they also pull from People, Us, TMZ. It’s how this entire racket works.

      • BigDaddy

        Why don’t you f–k-off and stop trying to steal readers.

      • TomFrank

        “Censorship,” Benwa? How about you go live in North Korea, Burma, or Turkmenistan for a while and learn what censorship REALLY means.

        And “liberal” doesn’t necessarily mean “I have to tolerate constant malicious bitching from the same guy on my own site because he doesn’t understand how blogs work.”

    • Frank Burns

      Benwa you twit if you’ve got all the answers go start your own blog. If Fish does it with two people then so can you, maybe with Ann Coulter as your 2nd if you are so concerned about liberals. And hey, post enough Hunziker bikini shots and I’ll stop by myself.

  10. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Jay Cutler
    Jake
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad angle. Looks like your average secretary.

  11. the captain

    when you’re allowed to f*ck her some day:
    ………..YOU JUST FEEL NOTHING AT ALL!!
    (just bones)

  12. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Jay Cutler
    Jake
    Commented on this photo:

    This has my imagination working overtime.

  13. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Diesel
    Jake
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s even got the gay boy thinking dirty thoughts.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Nice lower half = legs and ass

    Just give it DD tits and chop off its head.

  15. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Diesel
    Fitnesslady
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww, what a little ass. Looks like my 5 yr old. On second thought, ewww!

  16. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Diesel
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunate body for a woman

  17. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Diesel
    Jigga What?!?
    Commented on this photo:

    If you have a problem with a butt like that, then I have a problem with you.

    And your butt.

    Which is probably ugly.
    And fat.

    Fatty butt.

    You are.

  18. BigDaddy

    This is your face on crack. This is your flat ass on crack.

  19. I wonder who is responsible for that slow motion cum shot?

  20. tiger

    This girl has the flattest ass and boyish body ever.

  21. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Jay Cutler
    NOBOOTY
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs a brazillian butt implant

  22. Allison Wunderlan

    Advice to the dudes: Steer clear of any chick who can freeze water in mid air with one ballistic stare.

  23. harriscandoit

    I know its off topic but the splash effect in front of her looks freaking cool.

  24. Kristin Cavallari Bikini Diesel
    nikkiejanee
    Commented on this photo:

    is she anorexic…or we she just born without a butt
    you tell when someone’s anorexic they lose their butt…and it looks boney and flat

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