Here’s Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn’t. I’m just his son who moonlights as a sexual ninja. No, really, ask my exes. They never knew if I was making love to them or already across the room to cry in the shower. I’m that good.
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Deva | June 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm
First
LordSmellyBlueBikini | June 19, 2009 at 5:12 pm
FAIL Kristen Bell. How is obscurity treating you?
Joey | June 19, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Mmmm Yes, me likely
Tobylikesit | June 19, 2009 at 5:14 pm
You must not set your aim too high then.
Hookah Bob | June 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
WOW she could cut glass with those nipples in the first pic!
http://www.funderoos.com/ | June 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm
DO NOT WANT!
http://www.popduds.com/ | June 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm
jk jk jk..
MOAR!
DeviousJinx | June 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm
She could cut glass with that nose too…eww, big nostrils like that are just ugly. Typically there’s too much plastic surgery involved (ew, Katie Price and her penis), but she could use a little bone shaving.
Booyya! | June 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I only like chicks who do anal and I bet she’s too prudish for that.
Fapping | June 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Fap Fap Fap
Josie and her Kitty Kat | June 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@ Devious: You’re right! Her nose is very Tom Cruise and it doesn’t even look good on him!
Biddy | June 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Midget Saddlebagggggs!!!!
DeviousJinx | June 19, 2009 at 5:37 pm
#12 – True, when the fat on your outer thigh creates a shadow (pic #9)…..
mike | June 19, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Nice saddlebag thighs, fattie.
Andy | June 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm
She put on her glasses to read the book “A Young Girl’s Guide to Developing the Thighs of a Middle-Aged Secretary”.
Moto Rola | June 19, 2009 at 5:40 pm
A vegetarian by day, a meat eater in the sack.
John | June 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm
You are all freaking retarded. She looks great. Love how you morons only like the bodies of women who have had plastic surgery to fix every single little flaw. That’s exactly why there is such a problem with women and self image these days. Freaking ass hats.
Denice | July 29, 2010 at 6:20 am
That said it all! What a bag of shit in here.
Mr. Class | June 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm
May I please squirt my warm ejaculate inside your tight, lubricated vagina?
Joey Buttafuoco | June 19, 2009 at 5:59 pm
She looks fucking fat. What the fuck? She used to be hot. I guess that’s what happens when you are getting banged by some tattooed freak. Her calves look like Brittney’s fat calves. What a disappointment.
big gay al | June 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm
YUMMY!!
Rob | June 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I would fuck the hell out of Kristen Bell. I could care less how bad these photos portray her. I would put it in her butt and hope the anal leakage would seap into her vagina and produce offspring… I can’t think of a more awesome way to conceive a child than anal leakage with Kristen Bell.
Rob | June 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I would fuck the hell out of Kristen Bell. I could care less how bad these photos portray her. I would put it in her butt and hope the anal leakage would seap into her vagina and produce offspring… I can’t think of a more awesome way to conceive a child than anal leakage with Kristen Bell.
Sportsdvl | June 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Kristin is looking damn good! I find it hard to believe any guy posting on here wouldn’t hit that.
Derek | June 19, 2009 at 6:15 pm
the only thing that absolutely bothers me about her is her eyes…they are too close to each other and she has a lazy eye…i think she’s way overrated..kinda like how brook shields is…too manly for me!
Derek | June 19, 2009 at 6:15 pm
the only thing that absolutely bothers me about her is her eyes…they are too close to each other and she has a lazy eye…i think she’s way overrated..kinda like how brook shields is…too manly for me!
Derek | June 19, 2009 at 6:15 pm
the only thing that absolutely bothers me about her is her eyes…they are too close to each other and she has a lazy eye…i think she’s way overrated..kinda like how brook shields is…too manly for me!
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 19, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Who the fuck goes to the beach to read and play Fucking Scrabble??? I mean he’s reading Manhunter… If you haven’t read that book yet, you might as well go back to the 80′s and start all over again. But I do have to say, when she put on those librarian glasses I had to pause…… for station identification.
ltestington | June 19, 2009 at 6:18 pm
She looks great! She is maybe a few pounds heavier than in the bikinni scenes in Sarah Marshall, but she’s on vacation so who cares?
JPRichardson | June 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Strange combination of a thin torso with small booobs, and fat legs with cankles and WIDE thighs. She’s cute nonetheless.
Iambananas | June 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Some on, this site used to be funny and now all it is is bikini shots and Megan Fox. You should change it to THEBikiniANDFoxShow.com. So annoying. The writer isn’t even funny anymore.
moondoggie | June 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm
thats about the sexiest little bikini I have seen on a celebrity this year.
laqueesha | June 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm
WOOOOWEEEE! GIRL GOT A KOOL-AID BODY…
laqueesha | June 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm
WOOOOWEEEE! GIRL GOT A KOOL-AID BODY…
zelph | June 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm
so, so hot. i mess veronica mars. damn, kristin is looks so yummy! i’d swallow her whole.
James | June 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm
She looks wonderful.
titsonsnack | June 19, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I would much rather see Dax Shepard than 16 pictures of “generic-girl-wearing-bathing-suit”. He was Frito, damnit!!!
Fuck.
name | June 19, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Slightly above average Nebraska girl.
no | June 19, 2009 at 7:35 pm
looks like hayden panettieres body but with the shoulders of a linebacker
Derek | June 19, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Rob is right!
Kristen Bell's Slut | June 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I would love to drape my ankles over those shoulders…
Kristen Bell's Slut | June 19, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Also, I am a man.
CrunchPop | June 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm
What happened to **this** Kristen? (See link)
I want that one.
dawnalex | June 19, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I don’t know who 80% of these women are.
You should just post pictures of attractive women in bikinis and forget about the quasi-celebrity connection.
Alli Watermelon | June 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I think she’s adorable. Although, she has put on some weight. Oh well.
RtSS | June 20, 2009 at 12:53 am
Kristen Bell, (aka Veronica Mars)…
I would do her any way that she told me to. My life, is simply to please her sexually. My schlong was made specifically to give her pleasure, and the big ‘O’. Kristen, you complete me. Do you like anal? I will spank you, you naughty little girl. You have such a fine, poopchute, it gives me one extra hole to leave my protein shake in. You will guzzle, you will enjoy you pink little love tunnel being pounded, and then finally you will be screaming my name, as I bounce on your dirt tunnel.
Just_As_it_IS | June 20, 2009 at 12:55 am
I only read The Superficial writer’s captions every once in a while. And everytime I do, I see he uses the same words. Always the “then again” resource, or talking about Jesus or some sort of illogical comment about end of days, aliens, or the universe.
I suppose I read captions too often. I promise to cut way back.
Rhialto | June 20, 2009 at 1:54 am
Good,healthy looking girl.It’s a good sign that she’s visibly satisfied with her body.
captain america | June 20, 2009 at 4:48 am
………SWIMMING IN A SMOKING ISN’T THAT EASY, folks!!
Samuel | June 20, 2009 at 5:21 am
Ok. I’m officially sick of these “she’s so fat”, “thunder thighs” comments!! First of all, she’s not even average, she’s still SLIM! And certainly not FAT. Wake up. In the real world (and I’m not even saying she portrays it) women don’t have a skeleton like stick figure that makes them look like 12-year old boys. In the real world, bodies have imperfections, curves and bumps, that can’t be Photoshopped away.
That said, I’m truly depressed that the Punk’d retard gets to bang that thing every night. :(
Pistol Pete | June 20, 2009 at 6:55 am
I would fuck that girls bum. She has nice titties. Jump her bones anyday.