Here’s Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth at the world premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman Keep in mind this is a movie where Kristen is supposed to be more beautiful than Charlize, so it’s good to see they really sold that by making Charlize look like a gorgeous model while Kristen flipped everybody off like a deranged gothic imp. Also, is her dress supposed to look like she has a giant bush on her stomach? Because it looks like she has a gigantic bush on her stomach and now you’ll never not see it. You’re welcome.
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For a moment I thought this was another of those anti-smoking adverts, i.e., “These are my lungs after 10 years of smoking”.
Die, Spammers!
“Ugh! I swear! It’s so hard to have to do all this promotional work for a job where I get paid millions of dollars to play make-believe for 6 weeks! I’m *totally* not smiling for this.”
I see NIPS!!!!
Welcome to the internet. First time?
Lol @ TomFrank
On second thought, maybe it’s better that she never smiles.
Actually looks like they’re having fun. Real smiles, rare in Hollywood and nice to see.
Hmmmm……. someone is new to the Hollywood suckup process.
Thor is laughing because they both want to bone him but one is too old and one is too ugly.
sorry but that dude is not attractive. the 2 ladies are better looking than him
Kristen Stewart modeling the hot new trend in young Hollywood: anemia.
She’s edgy see–which means she doesn’t smile and thinks she’s smart because she reads shitty self-help books that tell her she’s awesome. You can bet that somewhere there is a therapist right now who she’s telling “All these ignorant people just don’t *understand* me.”
That is a dress that gets your attention.
It also indicates the local temperature.
Or when the roast is done.
This movie would interest me indeed if the producers had been able to cast Viggo Mortensen as originally planned.
Here’s this Hollywood lunkhead instead.
I don’t get the attraction with him. I guess he’s muscley and that’s a big deal, but his face just doesn’t do it for me. He’s kind of goofy looking.
chris has a monkey face
Dunno what you have against the hot guy, but what should keep you from seeing the movie is the lead actress incapable of emoting. Hollywood has gone to the dogs.
There are far more young attractive stars in hollywood nowadays that they could (should) have cast. Hell Charlize and Stewart’s characters should have been reversed, would have made more sense.
“This is for looking prettier than me, the both of yous”
Yous grammar is off.
Not if you’re an old time Gangster, you dirty rat.
Um..Charlize Theron could go on a 12 day coke binge, not shower and rub dogshit on her face and still be about a billion times hotter than Kristen Stewart.
yup
That about sums it up perfectly.
Uh oh…my publicist warned me not to stand this close to Charlize.
Forget Kristen and Charlize, let me at the Hemsworth…..she’s a cutie.
“No I didn’t sleep, or bathe or wash my hair or eat for a few days, what? I really hate people! Am I vampire yet?
2 out of 3 ain’t bad… and by two I mean Charlize and Chris.
Who cares about Bella and this other annoying lady who does shitty movies. This blonde hunk is stealing the show and my panties (I wish)
Yeah, that’s not her middle finger.
Um, actually, it is.
Nope, it’s the finger right next to her thumb, which is her pointer finger. She’s wearing a ring on her middle finger, which is clearly still in her fist.
zoom in on it. it is her middle finger.
She’s so tacky.
Yeah, you seriously need to use the zoom feature. You can clearly see her index finger is pointed down while her middle finger is pointed up. But yes you’re right, there is a ring on her middle finger. Pointing up.
Rorshach’s journal, May 15. Found my mask being used as a dress by a pale, waiflike girl who they tell me is some kind of actress. She has the body of a boy, and I wonder again about this rotting society. But I will get my face back before the night is over. There are so many deserving of retribution…and so little time.
Win
Best comment ever.
How much carbon was put into the atmosphere by these self centered whores?
She looks sweaty. I know she is supposed to look dewy but she just looks sweaty.
and smelly
Thor can’t decide whether to take the option to his left or to his right, by which I mean Chiquito or Pizza Hut.
I say go with both! That would be so much fun… to watch! OMG!
If they were committed to having Kristen Stewart play Snow White, and she’s supposed to be prettier than the Queen, then don’t cast Charlize Theron, they should have gotten Kathy Bates.
Yup. Once they cast Theron as Evil Queen they set the bar too high. Once they done that they were faced with AT LEAST a Taylor Cole for Snow White but instead they cast kristen lipbiter and the whole project is nothing short of a bad joke.
Easiest solution – just switch the roles around. Way more believabe.
It’s obvious from the premise of this movie that it’s a comedy. I mean, Kristen Stewart being more beautiful than Charlize Theron is the same thing as Arnold Schwarzenegger looking exactly like Danny DeVito.
actually i don’t find charlize attractive but I love kristen
You’ll think differently someday IF you get past your intellectual development of a 14 year-old adolescent stage.
Archie hit the nail on the head.
Yeah, you’re totally right…Super hot Charlize Theron is nowhere near as pretty as that tomboy auto mechanic who looks awkward in women’s clothing.
The producers are banking that the same shit-for-brains that fall for the fucking trash of a talentless hack mormon will fall for the pure fantasy that kristen lipbiter is somehow more desirable than Charlize Theron. Of course the vomiting and loathing expressed by online males over this joke has nearly crippled the internet.
Really? ANOTHER role that Tim Burton just gave to his girlfriend?
“I love the way you put John Bender in his place.”
O M G. Ugliest dress EVER.
My subconscious frustration over being weaned has come to roaring back with a vengeance.
Both dresses are gross.
The ‘all-gin’ diet didn’t work for me either.
Earth, Wind, Fire, back to the Shire!
Nice nip
I think it’s time for her to give up The One Ring.
LMAO
well, I think Kristen is beautiful and I would bang her over Charlize any day.
That’s cause you have the intellectual development of a 14 year-old adolescent.
This dress makes her look like some sort of hairy man beast.
“Peons, you are all peons”
Shit-for-brains with the intellectual development of 14 year-old adolescents that actually fall for the trash put out by a talentless mormon hack and inexplicably think llama lautner is hot – let alone has any talent; so should we be in any way surprised that these same shit-for-brains with the intellectual development of 14 year-old adolescents would actually believe that kristen lipbiter is more attractive than Charlize Theron?
I rest my case.
Have you ever heard of the phrase -beauty is in the eyes of the beholder-
well some of us think kristen is better than charlize. just get over. we can’t all think the same way.
Nothing wrong being part of a very tiny minority.
honestly, how many times are you going to say the same fucking thing?
“I’m just gonna smile and wave and hope no one realizes this movie was one of my worst acting decisions of all time”
She did it just for the $$, and since Prometheus opens in a month, I think she will be just fine…
like lace threw-up all over her
“I can’t even pretend to care. When can I leave this place?”
“would they stop calling me Bella already!”
One stuck up cunt who can’t act and a boring cunt who can’t act and neither one hot. Poor Thor.
Not one of her best looks I have to agree. I’m a fan of her but Marchesa is so over rated and in this case made Kristen look like she has hair pits and a bush for a stomach. The failure was in her stylist. Her stylist better bring her A-game to Cannes.
Enough ! so that was my last photo, now where is my PEPPERCORN?
She should have sprung for the full-Brazillian, instead of only waxing the top of the dress. No one likes to see the butt strip.
Them’s some hairy boobs…
I’ve heard of the rolled out of bed look. I’ve never seen the rolled the bed from on top of her look until now.
More like the rolling out from under a bridge look.
Chris Hemsworth: “No thanks, Kristen. I prefer for my threesomes to be MFF!”
She always looks SO UNIMPRESSED WITH HER LIFE. She does not deserve starring in ANY movies! I cant stand her
She makes anything look good…