Kristen Stewart Seems Lovely

May 15th, 2012 // 123 Comments
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Here’s Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth at the world premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman Keep in mind this is a movie where Kristen is supposed to be more beautiful than Charlize, so it’s good to see they really sold that by making Charlize look like a gorgeous model while Kristen flipped everybody off like a deranged gothic imp. Also, is her dress supposed to look like she has a giant bush on her stomach? Because it looks like she has a gigantic bush on her stomach and now you’ll never not see it. You’re welcome.

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  1. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    For a moment I thought this was another of those anti-smoking adverts, i.e., “These are my lungs after 10 years of smoking”.

  2. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh! I swear! It’s so hard to have to do all this promotional work for a job where I get paid millions of dollars to play make-believe for 6 weeks! I’m *totally* not smiling for this.”

  3. Charlize Theron Nipples Snow White Huntsman Premiere
    msa
    Commented on this photo:

    I see NIPS!!!!

  4. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    On second thought, maybe it’s better that she never smiles.

  5. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Canon
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually looks like they’re having fun. Real smiles, rare in Hollywood and nice to see.

  6. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Thor is laughing because they both want to bone him but one is too old and one is too ugly.

  7. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Kristen Stewart modeling the hot new trend in young Hollywood: anemia.

  8. EricLr

    She’s edgy see–which means she doesn’t smile and thinks she’s smart because she reads shitty self-help books that tell her she’s awesome. You can bet that somewhere there is a therapist right now who she’s telling “All these ignorant people just don’t *understand* me.”

  9. Charlize Theron Nipples Snow White Huntsman Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a dress that gets your attention.

  10. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This movie would interest me indeed if the producers had been able to cast Viggo Mortensen as originally planned.
    Here’s this Hollywood lunkhead instead.

    • Anon

      I don’t get the attraction with him. I guess he’s muscley and that’s a big deal, but his face just doesn’t do it for me. He’s kind of goofy looking.

    • laurielou2

      Dunno what you have against the hot guy, but what should keep you from seeing the movie is the lead actress incapable of emoting. Hollywood has gone to the dogs.

  11. FDrBn

    There are far more young attractive stars in hollywood nowadays that they could (should) have cast. Hell Charlize and Stewart’s characters should have been reversed, would have made more sense.

  12. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    FDrBn
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is for looking prettier than me, the both of yous”

  13. Um..Charlize Theron could go on a 12 day coke binge, not shower and rub dogshit on her face and still be about a billion times hotter than Kristen Stewart.

  14. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh oh…my publicist warned me not to stand this close to Charlize.

  15. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    StayPuft Overlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget Kristen and Charlize, let me at the Hemsworth…..she’s a cutie.

  16. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “No I didn’t sleep, or bathe or wash my hair or eat for a few days, what? I really hate people! Am I vampire yet?

  17. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Dry Water
    Commented on this photo:

    2 out of 3 ain’t bad… and by two I mean Charlize and Chris.

    • Insider

      Who cares about Bella and this other annoying lady who does shitty movies. This blonde hunk is stealing the show and my panties (I wish)

  18. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Mrs. Rutherford B Hayes
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that’s not her middle finger.

  19. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Rorshach’s journal, May 15. Found my mask being used as a dress by a pale, waiflike girl who they tell me is some kind of actress. She has the body of a boy, and I wonder again about this rotting society. But I will get my face back before the night is over. There are so many deserving of retribution…and so little time.

  20. Albert Gore

    How much carbon was put into the atmosphere by these self centered whores?

  21. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sweaty. I know she is supposed to look dewy but she just looks sweaty.

  22. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Not Marvel
    Commented on this photo:

    Thor can’t decide whether to take the option to his left or to his right, by which I mean Chiquito or Pizza Hut.

  23. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    If they were committed to having Kristen Stewart play Snow White, and she’s supposed to be prettier than the Queen, then don’t cast Charlize Theron, they should have gotten Kathy Bates.

    • Archie Leach

      Yup. Once they cast Theron as Evil Queen they set the bar too high. Once they done that they were faced with AT LEAST a Taylor Cole for Snow White but instead they cast kristen lipbiter and the whole project is nothing short of a bad joke.

    • Nahbro

      Easiest solution – just switch the roles around. Way more believabe.

  24. It’s obvious from the premise of this movie that it’s a comedy. I mean, Kristen Stewart being more beautiful than Charlize Theron is the same thing as Arnold Schwarzenegger looking exactly like Danny DeVito.

    • Yuknow

      actually i don’t find charlize attractive but I love kristen

    • Archie Leach

      The producers are banking that the same shit-for-brains that fall for the fucking trash of a talentless hack mormon will fall for the pure fantasy that kristen lipbiter is somehow more desirable than Charlize Theron. Of course the vomiting and loathing expressed by online males over this joke has nearly crippled the internet.

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    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? ANOTHER role that Tim Burton just gave to his girlfriend?

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love the way you put John Bender in his place.”

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    Nobody's Second Cousin
    Commented on this photo:

    O M G. Ugliest dress EVER.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    My subconscious frustration over being weaned has come to roaring back with a vengeance.

  29. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Both dresses are gross.

  30. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The ‘all-gin’ diet didn’t work for me either.

  31. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    jmchris
    Commented on this photo:

    Earth, Wind, Fire, back to the Shire!

  32. Charlize Theron Nipples Snow White Huntsman Premiere
    Eddyt
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice nip

  33. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Brian
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s time for her to give up The One Ring.

  34. Yuknow

    well, I think Kristen is beautiful and I would bang her over Charlize any day.

  35. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    This dress makes her look like some sort of hairy man beast.

  36. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Simplyjack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Peons, you are all peons”

  37. Archie Leach

    Shit-for-brains with the intellectual development of 14 year-old adolescents that actually fall for the trash put out by a talentless mormon hack and inexplicably think llama lautner is hot – let alone has any talent; so should we be in any way surprised that these same shit-for-brains with the intellectual development of 14 year-old adolescents would actually believe that kristen lipbiter is more attractive than Charlize Theron?

    I rest my case.

  38. Charlize Theron Nipples Snow White Huntsman Premiere
    Simplyjack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m just gonna smile and wave and hope no one realizes this movie was one of my worst acting decisions of all time”

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    Simplyjack
    Commented on this photo:

    like lace threw-up all over her

  40. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Simplyjack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t even pretend to care. When can I leave this place?”

  41. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Simplyjack
    Commented on this photo:

    “would they stop calling me Bella already!”

  42. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    Da Hammer
    Commented on this photo:

    One stuck up cunt who can’t act and a boring cunt who can’t act and neither one hot. Poor Thor.

  43. vgirl

    Not one of her best looks I have to agree. I’m a fan of her but Marchesa is so over rated and in this case made Kristen look like she has hair pits and a bush for a stomach. The failure was in her stylist. Her stylist better bring her A-game to Cannes.

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    heyjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Enough ! so that was my last photo, now where is my PEPPERCORN?

  45. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    poppymoss
    Commented on this photo:

    She should have sprung for the full-Brazillian, instead of only waxing the top of the dress. No one likes to see the butt strip.

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    Unknown
    Commented on this photo:

    Them’s some hairy boobs…

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve heard of the rolled out of bed look. I’ve never seen the rolled the bed from on top of her look until now.

  48. MarkM

    Chris Hemsworth: “No thanks, Kristen. I prefer for my threesomes to be MFF!”

  49. Kristen Stewart Chris Hemsworth Charlize Theron Snow White And The Huntsman Premiere
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    She always looks SO UNIMPRESSED WITH HER LIFE. She does not deserve starring in ANY movies! I cant stand her

  50. Charlize Theron Nipples Snow White Huntsman Premiere
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes anything look good…

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