- All of these girls were super bored until you showed up. Their other tables are so lame. [theCHIVE]
- “If Mad Max and Zoolander had a baby, it would look like Robert Pattinson in L’Uomo Vogue.” [Lainey Gossip]
- John Travolta will always be the love of Kirstie Alley‘s life. Somebody should console fudge now. [Dlisted]
- “50 Shades Of Grey” Products For Kids (You just read that.) [BuzzFeed]
- Speaking of Kristen Stewart, here she is spotting Rupert Sanders in the audience. [Popoholic]
- Here’s Snooki without makeup on showing off her baby because I really know how to link to compelling images people want to see. It’s a gift. [TooFab]
- The rumors of another Kim Kardashian sex tape are greatly exaggerated (by Kim Kardashian). [IDLYITW]
- Here’s Sofia Vergara standing around grabbing her breasts because we’re on the Internet. [Hollywood Tuna]
- There’s one of those Taiwanese videos for the Disney/Lucasfilm merger. Of course. [FilmDrunk]
- Bar Refaeli‘s tweeting upskirts now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- January Jones has friends? That can’t be right. [Just Jared]
- No Doubt should’ve cast Johnny Depp. Injuns love Johnny De- What? What’d I say? [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Someone looks happy to have her sparkle boyfriend back in the battered relationship.
Good luck with that.
Whoever did her make-up ought to be shot. Not good.
no way sparklepuss can hit that proper.
I’ll bet she’s pretty scary looking when she wakes in the morning.
Those ears! Just wondering: does she play drums?
“…we ain’t the Archies without the Jughead beat!”
Sexy little bitch. I would hate fuck her so hard.
Looking unwashed and meh as usual.
Finally sexualizing the mentally retarded. I was wondering when they’d “tap” that market.
I’d like her to sign my balls too.
Pretty girl, actually good to see that those boob job rumors were just rumors.
Or the top is just making them look smaller.
Her eyes say it all: 50 bucks. So, we’re doing this or what?!
Pattinson needs to get away from this.
How did she ever get cast as an actress in the first place? She’s got the bland, blank, emotionless features of a burn victim
Obviously for her tal… haha, I can’t even write the whole word out and take it seriously. Blow jobs. I think the answer is blow jobs.
In a futile effort to smile, Kristen clenches hers fists as hard as she can. Unfortunately, all she can pull off is opening her mouth only wide enough to see her buck teeth.
“What was that? I couldn’t hear you…haha, of course I heard you. With these I hear all noise within a 20 mile radius.”
Who’s the blonde in the background ?
She’s an okay actress, with an okay face… i guess… But overall it just feels like she’s missing that ‘special something’. And by ‘special something’ I mean breasts.
Like a scary fun house mirror. An 80s styled condescending, cosmopolitan bitch looks in the mirror and sees a 60s suburban housewife. The horror!
When I read the title of this article I thought it said “Kristen Stewart Whore Tits & Other News”..and, I stick by my original thought.
Vampire five head.
When is Kristen going to have the guts to finally come out as a lesbian?
Hope she swallows , cause she is sure flat – chested !
WHY does she think this is a normal face to make when being photographed? I don’t think she’s ugly, except when she tries to do whatever she’s going for here here… sexy? smiling? vapid? Idk.
she almost looks half-retarded here. good for her!
Thank you for posting K-Stew. I love that slut.