Kristen Stewart Wore This And Other News

- All of these girls were super bored until you showed up. Their other tables are so lame. [theCHIVE]

- “If Mad Max and Zoolander had a baby, it would look like Robert Pattinson in L’Uomo Vogue.” [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta will always be the love of Kirstie Alley’s life. Somebody should console fudge now. [Dlisted]

- “50 Shades Of Grey” Products For Kids (You just read that.) [BuzzFeed]

- Speaking of Kristen Stewart, here she is spotting Rupert Sanders in the audience. [Popoholic]

- Here’s Snooki without makeup on showing off her baby because I really know how to link to compelling images people want to see. It’s a gift. [TooFab]

- The rumors of another Kim Kardashian sex tape are greatly exaggerated (by Kim Kardashian). [IDLYITW]

- Here’s Sofia Vergara standing around grabbing her breasts because we’re on the Internet. [Hollywood Tuna]

- There’s one of those Taiwanese videos for the Disney/Lucasfilm merger. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Bar Refaeli’s tweeting upskirts now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- January Jones has friends? That can’t be right. [Just Jared]

- No Doubt should’ve cast Johnny Depp. Injuns love Johnny De- What? What’d I say? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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