Kristen Stewart Wore This And Other News

November 5th, 2012 // 27 Comments

- All of these girls were super bored until you showed up. Their other tables are so lame. [theCHIVE]

- “If Mad Max and Zoolander had a baby, it would look like Robert Pattinson in L’Uomo Vogue.” [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta will always be the love of Kirstie Alley‘s life. Somebody should console fudge now. [Dlisted]

- “50 Shades Of Grey” Products For Kids (You just read that.) [BuzzFeed]

- Speaking of Kristen Stewart, here she is spotting Rupert Sanders in the audience. [Popoholic]

- Here’s Snooki without makeup on showing off her baby because I really know how to link to compelling images people want to see. It’s a gift. [TooFab]

- The rumors of another Kim Kardashian sex tape are greatly exaggerated (by Kim Kardashian). [IDLYITW]

- Here’s Sofia Vergara standing around grabbing her breasts because we’re on the Internet. [Hollywood Tuna]

- There’s one of those Taiwanese videos for the Disney/Lucasfilm merger. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Bar Refaeli‘s tweeting upskirts now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- January Jones has friends? That can’t be right. [Just Jared]

- No Doubt should’ve cast Johnny Depp. Injuns love Johnny De- What? What’d I say? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone looks happy to have her sparkle boyfriend back in the battered relationship.
    Good luck with that.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    no way sparklepuss can hit that proper.

  3. grobpilot

    I’ll bet she’s pretty scary looking when she wakes in the morning.

  4. Those ears! Just wondering: does she play drums?

    “…we ain’t the Archies without the Jughead beat!”

  5. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy little bitch. I would hate fuck her so hard.

  6. Frank Castle

    Looking unwashed and meh as usual.

  7. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally sexualizing the mentally retarded. I was wondering when they’d “tap” that market.

  8. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Max
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like her to sign my balls too.

  9. rantatonne

    Pretty girl, actually good to see that those boob job rumors were just rumors.

  10. Indifferent Bastard

    Her eyes say it all: 50 bucks. So, we’re doing this or what?!

  11. Mary Feeney

    Pattinson needs to get away from this.

  12. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    How did she ever get cast as an actress in the first place? She’s got the bland, blank, emotionless features of a burn victim

    • sassy

      Obviously for her tal… haha, I can’t even write the whole word out and take it seriously. Blow jobs. I think the answer is blow jobs.

  13. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    In a futile effort to smile, Kristen clenches hers fists as hard as she can. Unfortunately, all she can pull off is opening her mouth only wide enough to see her buck teeth.

  14. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    “What was that? I couldn’t hear you…haha, of course I heard you. With these I hear all noise within a 20 mile radius.”

  15. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the blonde in the background ?

  16. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    yamyama
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s an okay actress, with an okay face… i guess… But overall it just feels like she’s missing that ‘special something’. And by ‘special something’ I mean breasts.

  17. Kristen Stewart Amy Adams On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Indifferent Bastard
    Commented on this photo:

    Like a scary fun house mirror. An 80s styled condescending, cosmopolitan bitch looks in the mirror and sees a 60s suburban housewife. The horror!

  18. Neal

    When I read the title of this article I thought it said “Kristen Stewart Whore Tits & Other News”..and, I stick by my original thought.

  19. Vampire five head.

  20. Kristen Stewart Amy Adams On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    When is Kristen going to have the guts to finally come out as a lesbian?

  21. Billy Barty, Jr.

    Hope she swallows , cause she is sure flat – chested !

  22. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    lala
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY does she think this is a normal face to make when being photographed? I don’t think she’s ugly, except when she tries to do whatever she’s going for here here… sexy? smiling? vapid? Idk.

  23. Kristen Stewart On The Road AFI Fest Gala Screening
    My Lite
    Commented on this photo:

    she almost looks half-retarded here. good for her!

  24. Moggster

    Thank you for posting K-Stew. I love that slut.

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