Kristen Stewart Has An Incredible Sense Of Identity

October 8th, 2012 // 37 Comments
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Kristen Stewart is apparently the new face of Balecnicoacijaigao (Nailed it.) so part of that requires her to attend fashion industry Q&As which is probably something Balenciamanjaro should’ve taken into consideration before hiring someone who thinks the media is constantly raping her, but I digress if digress means posting a quote where Kristen Stewart literally calls herself a cunt while daring to wear a “neoprene vest and jeans” to a fashion show. (I have no idea what either of those things are.) Via Jezebel:

During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere, Stewart was asked what makes her happy. She replied:
“I’m a miserable cunt! I’m not sure if I’m most happy when I’m comfortable and content or when I’m pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both.”

Of course, the real issue here is how this comment pertains to her recently cheating on Robert Pattinson, so allow me to filter it through that prism and offer up a translation that cuts to the very core (Or hard seed filled with liquid cream if you prefer.) of what Kristen Stewart’s trying to say here:

I’m a miserable cunt!

She’s trying to say she’s a cunt.

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  1. I like the fact that she acknowledges that she’s a miserable cunt. That gets her some respect from me as long as I don’t have to listen to her bitch. I pity anybody close to her.

  2. cc

    ‘I’m a miserable cunt!’ I admire the fact that at her age she’s so self-aware. Some miserable cunts are miserable cunts their whole lives and NEVER realize they are miserable cunts.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    I ♥ miserable cunts.

  4. notsosmart

    There are no miserable cunts. Cunts are warm and inviting. What could be miserable about that?

  5. duder

    Her cunt might be the only about her that isn’t miserable. At least it has a use.

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    Troll's Nighmare
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like her and the creepy guy behind her will or just fucked.

  7. cam

    Kristen is doing surprisingly well and handling the situation pretty stoicly.

    • cam

      She looks like a mess – shes so young and look at the hell she is going through with the media. She’s obviously sorry for what she did and humans all make mistakes. Go back to your mother’s basement trolls.

      • Sliver

        A mistake? That implies it was unintentional. Like say, oops, I just bumped into someone at the store or oops, I stepped in dog shit.
        Everyone does make mistakes. Not everyone fucks another’s husband. Let’s be sane.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Pity this site does not moderate comments. It’s a great website but the comments are disgusting and just give trolls a voice to make their sexually explicit, vile comments. 14 year olds look at this site. Please consider your viewers are often children and that you have a responsibility to protect them from reading sexually explicit material so they can enjoy their innocence while they can.

    • cc

      ’14 year olds look at this site. Please consider your viewers are often children’

      Yes, children with parents…leave the parenting to them.

      • cam

        This isn’t labeled as an adults only website yet creepy men consistantly leave sexually explicit comments proving what a waste of space they are. Something needs to be done to remove these losers. Take your disgusting comments to a porn forum. Kids watch Twilight and are likely to view this website. Kids barely get a childhood as it is.

      • grobpilot

        Try pontificating somewhere else. Parents are responsible for monitoring their children, not society. Children see much worse than what they read here on the Superficial.

      • “Listen, everybody, children can use the Internet so let’s make every place on the Internet safe for children. In fact, let’s make it a law.” – 1996 Republican philosophy

        “Shut up with your stupid lefty politics, Fish, and just stick to showing us tits. Me, I’m voting for the guy who wants to put porn filters on all the computers.” – 2012 Republican philosophy

        Stop injecting politics into everything, TomFrank!

      • Anastasia Beaverhausen

        Quit your fuckin’ crying. See, this is why nobody likes kids. Always crying and blaming everything on everybody except for the parents.

    • Yes, moderate the comments, but leave “I’m a miserable cunt!” and the blow-by-blow (so to speak) analysis of the Hulk Hogan sex video be. That makes total sense.

    • We don’t get too many kids here. These days kids are feral brats that can barely read and write, so I think we would notice. ;)

    • Buddy The Elf

      In related news:
      R movies are bad and people under 17 should be accompanied by a parent.

    • KC

      I’m going to guess that you’re either a parent who caught their 14 year old on this site, or a 14 on a preachy power trip. Either way, you must really think that 14 year olds are idiots if you believe that they would think this site is meant for kids. NO part of this site seems “child friendly” to me. If you’re a parent, get better internet controls if it bothers you that your kid was on here. If you’re a kid, go away and let us have our fun.

    • Sliver

      Aren’t you the same “Cam” above who is defending Kristen Stewart (a known home-wrecker) ??? And don’t home-wreckers harm children in their pursuits? I find your logic and your cognitive dissonance to be really perplexing. Do you see the irony in any of this?

    • I hope your kids don’t read about my desire to splash my man goo all over K-Stews face. And definitely cover their eyes when I describe my vampire actress ass fetish. See the best thing about your kids is that they are YOUR kids and I don’t have to give a fuck about them.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Ah well – it’s just a childhood – may as well let screwed up people make disgusting sexual comments about young people’s favourite actresses so they can’t even enjoy a movie without taking the magic away from it. Just consider who is googling ‘Kristen Stewart’ and that they will possibly read The Superficial. Could be your own daughter or any young girl you know. Men who make degrading sexual remarks on the internet are probably sex offenders/ freaks. Normal men don’t do that – they get laid.

    • still a fan

      If you are a parent concerned about what your 14 year old sees on the internet, then do the controlling yourself. You can’t expect random people of all demographic who goes online and likes to poke fun, talk dirty, be a smartass and what-not to think about your child who gets internet access unsupervised by at parent. That’s your job, not the whole society’s.

      • cam

        Internet sex predators are out of control. Just keep sexual perverts off sites that kids look at is all I was saying. And to all the dodgy sad case guys who have nothing better to do than come on the net and make disgusting remarks about women they will never have a chance in hell with – get a life or get some help.

    • Send your kids outside to the neighborhood park where they can really get molested instead of fake molested on this site.

      • cam

        It could be the park you frequent when you are not in your mother’s basement making explicit comments about actresses that wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole. So, pass.

      • She absolutely would touch me with a ten foot pole. What’s the big deal, shes ten feet away and I cant shoot cum that far so she has nothing to lose.

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Eat a fuckin burger and get some sun you douchebag.

  11. Rona

    Love her! She is magnetic!

  12. Rick Cohen

    She is the only woman in fcking HW with bra size 34A who decided who she wants to sleep with! Defined gravity. It was supposed to be her dumped and crying in the corner. Silly people, narcistic Vamp got cheated upon and he deserves it. Hear that he never called her his girl. Tsk, tsk, do not ever confuse you girl for your fan. And never, ever undvalue the power of tomboys. They have man wrapped aroung thier pinky. Trust me on that.

  13. JustSaying

    She is smokin hot….

  14. Kristen Stewart Butt Legs Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    somehow reading her say “I’m a miserable cunt!” kind of takes the fun out of it for me.

    All those times I said “what a miserable cunt”, all seem for nothin…wait…”what a miserable cunt”…NOPE, still works for me!

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