Kristen Stewart Has An Incredible Sense Of Identity

Kristen Stewart is apparently the new face of Balecnicoacijaigao (Nailed it.) so part of that requires her to attend fashion industry Q&As which is probably something Balenciamanjaro should’ve taken into consideration before hiring someone who thinks the media is constantly raping her, but I digress if digress means posting a quote where Kristen Stewart literally calls herself a cunt while daring to wear a “neoprene vest and jeans” to a fashion show. (I have no idea what either of those things are.) Via Jezebel:

During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere, Stewart was asked what makes her happy. She replied:
“I’m a miserable cunt! I’m not sure if I’m most happy when I’m comfortable and content or when I’m pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both.”

Of course, the real issue here is how this comment pertains to her recently cheating on Robert Pattinson, so allow me to filter it through that prism and offer up a translation that cuts to the very core (Or hard seed filled with liquid cream if you prefer.) of what Kristen Stewart’s trying to say here:

I’m a miserable cunt!

She’s trying to say she’s a cunt.

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