KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON ROBERT PATTINSON WITH A MARRIED GUY OMGGG!!!
Christian Bale being awesome might’ve torn a massive hole in the Internet yesterday, but that’s (sadly, so very, very sadly) nothing compared to the latest news that Kristen Stewart allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders who also happens to be married. Whoops. People reports:
Kristen is absolutely devastated,” says one source. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”
The hookup with Stewart’s Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders occurred recently, the source says.
“She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened,” says the source. “She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”
A rep for Sanders, who is married and has two children, could not be reached for comment. A rep for Stewart had no comment.
I can already see where this is going, so let me be the first to caution against jumping to conclusions and blaming Kristen Stewart’s implants. Yes, they made her more attractive and exciting to be around and she’ll probably get married way faster than women without them, but that doesn’t mean they generated some sort of sexy husband-stealing field. That’s just a myth. A legend if you will.
UPDATE: Apparently Us Weekly has photos of Kristen cheating, so remember this, dear readers, as the day the SparkleCock was dimmed, never to shine so bright again.
UPDATE: And she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. JESUS.
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