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- Jennifer Connelly had a baby girl. [Popeater]
- Alec Baldwin might slide in if Anthony Weiner pulls out. ZING! [Huffington Post]
- Behold the power of Jesus, shatting out a litter of kids, and a 10lb. can of Aqua Net hairspray. [Dlisted]
- Nicole Kidman exudes all of the sincerity of a balloon animal. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rosie Huntington-Whitely looks way better airbrushed. [Popoholic]
- The people who made this know that internet is 95% porn, right? [Hollywood Tuna]
- And the rest is mostly stuff like this. [theCHIVE]
- Marissa Miller gets naked with a giant stuffed bear. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- I honestly can’t believe it took Shakira this long. [TooFab]
- Same goes for Snooki‘s boyfriend. [IDLYITW]
- Matthew Morrison met President Obama while dressed as a Nazi. [Starpulse]
- Bruce Willis will never be on a list like this. [Maxim]
- Jessica Simpson might be sly like a fox. If a fox could eat the entire left side of the IHOP menu. [Celebslam]
- Justin Bieber inspired Selena Gomez‘s new song titled “Bang Bang Bang.” [Popsugar]
- Hate the game, hate the player, but feel free to ogle their women. [Bleacher Report]
- Rebecca Black has a cameo in Katy Perry‘s new video. Fun, fun, fu–*puts gun in mouth* [BuzzFeed]
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I’d like to stick her with my sparkle stick.
This chick looks like she would be the absolute most boring fuck in bed ever.
Yep. She looks like the bitch at the counter that fucked up my order today at Salad Works.
there’s a scene leaking from her new movie with her naked and jacking off two guys with cold cream. Boring she’s not
Have you lived under a fucking rock to think that some soulless, mediocre looking twat jacking off 2 guys is something noteworthy?
agreed. there’s a scene in Californication where some bitch is texting while getting pounded in the ass. this is exactly what this ho would be like.
Californication! +++++1
She looks like the last crackwhore I buttfucked for $2.
HA-as if you’ve gotten laid in the last decade OR had more than a quarter to your name.
She has no shape at all. Woman of the Year, they are kidding right?
i think kristen’s really beautiful and sexy, but that nervousness, is that a put-on? it’s like basinger all over agn
She didn’t get woman of the year. She was just there to present something to someone else. And I agree. No shape at all. Flat as a board.
She’s HOT, and all you homos better re-up your Cialis prescriptions because Daddy’s about to make a deposit in her sperm bank at the vagina window.
Way ahead of you
she is sooo pretty, doesnt need 10 gallons of makeup like 99 percent of hollywood women…doesnt have big fake breast, i love this women, shes totally real and hot…love her, shes fucking sexy as hell.
I like big fake breast.
Good for you, butchered breast with scars have never been my thing, I have seen fake breast at the strip club and its all good just for show but touching them SUX…rock hard, you have to be careful when you have sex with a woman with fakes because they get in the way and sometimes the women is uncomfortable, they are usually cold too, not like real cute breast that are warm and soft…have fun with your fake breast though, ill take cute, small ones over big fakes ANYDAY, just knowing whats under the flap of skin makes me kind of grossed out.
She’s so blah and nothing special. I see 20 hotter girls at the local mall in LA in the first 5 minutes I’m there. Oh and her acting sucks too.
agreed. she looks like any woman at an upscale mall walking around.
I touch big fake breast with finger
I think the werewolves gave her fleas.
Alex going to need to do some groveling to the little pigs population for his platform to work. You got a lot of work ahead of you buddy.
Anyone else want to bone that blond in the Blue Crush 2 ad on the right?
I’d take her over vampire girl here anyday
reminds me a little of jennie garth in her 90210 days. tbh i liked bosworth a cumload more
I think Pippa’s ass is better looking than this chick.
blondie is a butter face
She has a sullen prettiness, which only works on the young.
this is so true… if she keeps this look she will be not pretty at all around 27ish
I like to lick anus.
No implants, orange tan or tats. Good for her. She looks young, wholesome & decidedly tense in front of the paps.
I opened HollywoodTuna and TooFab and now am fighting a Trojan on my pc. Be warned! Not sure which one was the culprit.
Now I get work tech support to look through my internet history. Great.
Oh god. You have my sympathy.
Can you blame some of it on an intern? The janitor?
get avast and ccleaner from filehippo, install them asap, and scan (first remove any shit like mcafee or symantec as they can’t catch a cold). you’ll be good to go in 20 mins
oh.. at work, just delete your browser history and cache in internet options, and if you’re still stuck *then* dump it on the helpdesk
Take it from a PC virus professional (I’ve had to call IT 5 times in apst two years with pop-up viruses), go to malwarebytes.org and use their free download.
It was Hollywood Tuna.
DrunkenStepfather, shit, you cant even go there for 5 seconds without your computer gett ing full blown AIDS.
Fish has to vet his links better.
My brother always uses Malawarebytes and that seems to work well as does CC cleaner. I would also use Privacy Mantra too.
I stick to the sites I know because a lot of these smaller bullshit sites have viruses.
X17 gave me a couple on my old computer so I avoid it like the plague.
Helpdesk actually had me use malawarebytes. Luckily I was the third person in as many days to get the fake antivirus trojan.
Reasons like this are why I moved to a Mac at home. :)
I will now avoid the hollywood tuna, the webpage that is.
I just saw her playing a stripper in some movie and for such a tiny girl she’s got a bubble ass. Super hot, great legs and a peach ass.
Really? I think she has really terrible legs. Not the slightest bit of shape or muscle tone to them. Haven’t seen her ass, so no comment there.
hate to ruin the fantasy, but it was probably a body double.
Yep no ways that was her. She has shapeless legs, no boobs and flat ass.
sorry to ruin yours, but the fact is-she didn’t use a body double. there was talk about it when the film came out, especially bc she was under 18 or 19 when she was filming it.
body doubles are for chicks with fake boobs.
Additionally, it is always funny how the kid stars who play the “wholesome” roles have to go be a stripper or a prostitute and show some skin.
i don’t get how do you make her into a kid star? she was known for her indie roles before the sparkly vamp. she played a rape victim when she was 15 or 16.get your facts straight first.
you mean meet the rileys? good movie, she has a nice face but i will admit her ass was very dumpy and loose looking, kinda strange for a 21 year old…my wife who is 33 has a tighter fitter ass than this chick…
youi’re full of crap. the dude has a link below, her ass is tight. I bet it’s a runner’s ass or a dancers ass. great legs too
So no one remembers Kristen Stewart from Panic Room? Or did you all think that was a boy? (I know I did for half the movie.)
here’s the ass scene from the movie. that is a nice ass. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll269kQcry1qjgb3so1_400.gif
THAT’S I’m talking about. All these fat asses sitting on their computers acting like they’ve had better or their wives look better make me laugh. Sweet little ass and long legs.
You clearly don’t know what a nice ass looks like.
I think she’s a cutie. She does tend to seem a little bored though.
The only way she’ll perk up is if you walk up with glitter on your chest.
I dont understand the attraction. She cant act, is neither ugly nor hot, and she NEVER seems to smile or enjoy herself.
She’s good from far, but far from good.
also, agree she looks like a boring fuck. unless you like them comatose
She doesn’t have a flat as at all, are you kidding? She has a really sweet little ass…very round. Just google it.
I disagree. Usually the awkward types like her are a lot of fun.
I agree, because the only time we get to see her/those types are in public, that’s when they feel awkward. But around people they know & trust… bingo.
it’s always the quiet ones who let loose in private. lol Unfotunately, all the virgins in here only have porn for points of reference for actual sexual experiences.
She’s hot ad hell. These shots don’t do her justice. Will link to some better ones from yesterday.
She may be cute but she looks like she has no brain and she also must be the most unfunny and boring girl ever.
“- The people who made this know that internet is 95% porn, right? [Hollywood Tuna]”
It’s funny because the video on Hollywood Tuna IS actually porn. Those are two pornstars, Shyla Stylez and Kagney Lynn Karter, and if you could watch the clip a little longer, you’d see some good ol’ fashion girl on girl.
I’ve actually got that video. It’s Pornstar Workout 2. After the “workout” it goes straight into a MFF scene, not a girl/girl scene.
Perhaps I’m thinking of Pornstar Workout 1 then.
lol so tired of people always giving the “she’s not that great, i see girls hotter than her all the time blah blah blah” line when ever a pretty girl is posted. soooo a pretty girl can’t be considered pretty because there’s others out there who are prettier? or because she’s not completely unique looking she’s not as pretty? give me a break. you all are so bitter and judgemental. reeeeelax
awkward……..
She looks uncomfortable in front of the cameras which is kind of sweet. Better than those vapid, posing idiots.
Glamour Award? I mean, sure, she’s pretty, but I guess “Glamour” these days means, “looks like she woke up in a dumpster.”
She didn’t win any.
Aww cute, little fuzzy, white rabbit balls.
DAT LACK OF AN ASS.
That’s a tiny waist.
she’s fucking adorable
tasty little tenderloin. I like them tiny and sweet just like that, you can flip her any which way and those legs can wrap real good.
She’s gorgeous and she’s dating one of the hottest guys in the world right now and she’s a millionaire and famous. Somehow I don’t think she minds if a bunch of sorry ass men living in their mom’s basements wacking off to porn all day with their bellies in their laps don’t find her “hot.” lol
That ugly guy from twilight is “one of the hottest guys in world?” Shit. Standards sure are dropping then.
she still loves Kindergarten.
She’s a hot little piece… yummy.
Kristen Stewart is so cute but she always looks like she does not want to be wherever she is.
yes, she seems to be uncomfortable in her own skin. always fidgeting and looking for the exit door.
I’ve yearned so long for the cute little boy from Panic Room to blossom into a fuckable young lady. Thank you, Jesus.
What a bunch of whores
Needs more heroin.
She is seriously GORGEOUS
get a tan!
Derrrrr.
“I told Rupert not to splooge in my hair, goddamnit!”
And Kristen reached the crossroad where all stoners look deep within and ask the perpetual question: “Dreads?”.