Kristen Stewart at The Glamour Awards and Other News

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- Jennifer Connelly had a baby girl. [Popeater]

- Alec Baldwin might slide in if Anthony Weiner pulls out. ZING! [Huffington Post]

- Behold the power of Jesus, shatting out a litter of kids, and a 10lb. can of Aqua Net hairspray. [Dlisted]

- Nicole Kidman exudes all of the sincerity of a balloon animal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rosie Huntington-Whitely looks way better airbrushed. [Popoholic]

- The people who made this know that internet is 95% porn, right? [Hollywood Tuna]

- And the rest is mostly stuff like this. [theCHIVE]

- Marissa Miller gets naked with a giant stuffed bear. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- I honestly can’t believe it took Shakira this long. [TooFab]

- Same goes for Snooki’s boyfriend. [IDLYITW]

- Matthew Morrison met President Obama while dressed as a Nazi. [Starpulse]

- Bruce Willis will never be on a list like this. [Maxim]

- Jessica Simpson might be sly like a fox. If a fox could eat the entire left side of the IHOP menu. [Celebslam]

- Justin Bieber inspired Selena Gomez’s new song titled “Bang Bang Bang.” [Popsugar]

- Hate the game, hate the player, but feel free to ogle their women. [Bleacher Report]

- Rebecca Black has a cameo in Katy Perry’s new video. Fun, fun, fu–*puts gun in mouth* [BuzzFeed]

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