Kristen Stewart at The Glamour Awards and Other News

June 8th, 2011 // 87 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Jennifer Connelly had a baby girl. [Popeater]

- Alec Baldwin might slide in if Anthony Weiner pulls out. ZING! [Huffington Post]

- Behold the power of Jesus, shatting out a litter of kids, and a 10lb. can of Aqua Net hairspray. [Dlisted]

- Nicole Kidman exudes all of the sincerity of a balloon animal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rosie Huntington-Whitely looks way better airbrushed. [Popoholic]

- The people who made this know that internet is 95% porn, right? [Hollywood Tuna]

- And the rest is mostly stuff like this. [theCHIVE]

- Marissa Miller gets naked with a giant stuffed bear. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- I honestly can’t believe it took Shakira this long. [TooFab]

- Same goes for Snooki‘s boyfriend. [IDLYITW]

- Matthew Morrison met President Obama while dressed as a Nazi. [Starpulse]

- Bruce Willis will never be on a list like this. [Maxim]

- Jessica Simpson might be sly like a fox. If a fox could eat the entire left side of the IHOP menu. [Celebslam]

- Justin Bieber inspired Selena Gomez‘s new song titled “Bang Bang Bang.” [Popsugar]

- Hate the game, hate the player, but feel free to ogle their women. [Bleacher Report]

- Rebecca Black has a cameo in Katy Perry‘s new video. Fun, fun, fu–*puts gun in mouth* [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Dan

    I’d like to stick her with my sparkle stick.

  2. Venom

    This chick looks like she would be the absolute most boring fuck in bed ever.

  3. reformed_druid

    She has no shape at all. Woman of the Year, they are kidding right?

  4. baron of all media

    She’s HOT, and all you homos better re-up your Cialis prescriptions because Daddy’s about to make a deposit in her sperm bank at the vagina window.

  5. mark

    she is sooo pretty, doesnt need 10 gallons of makeup like 99 percent of hollywood women…doesnt have big fake breast, i love this women, shes totally real and hot…love her, shes fucking sexy as hell.

    • Russ Collins WSJ

      I like big fake breast.

      • mark

        Good for you, butchered breast with scars have never been my thing, I have seen fake breast at the strip club and its all good just for show but touching them SUX…rock hard, you have to be careful when you have sex with a woman with fakes because they get in the way and sometimes the women is uncomfortable, they are usually cold too, not like real cute breast that are warm and soft…have fun with your fake breast though, ill take cute, small ones over big fakes ANYDAY, just knowing whats under the flap of skin makes me kind of grossed out.

    • The Lord Almighty

      She’s so blah and nothing special. I see 20 hotter girls at the local mall in LA in the first 5 minutes I’m there. Oh and her acting sucks too.

  6. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the werewolves gave her fleas.

  7. Sir-rough-a-lot

    Alex going to need to do some groveling to the little pigs population for his platform to work. You got a lot of work ahead of you buddy.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Anyone else want to bone that blond in the Blue Crush 2 ad on the right?

    I’d take her over vampire girl here anyday

  9. Cock Dr

    She has a sullen prettiness, which only works on the young.

  10. Russ Collins WSJ

    I like to lick anus.

  11. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    No implants, orange tan or tats. Good for her. She looks young, wholesome & decidedly tense in front of the paps.

  12. I opened HollywoodTuna and TooFab and now am fighting a Trojan on my pc. Be warned! Not sure which one was the culprit.

    Now I get work tech support to look through my internet history. Great.

    • Cock Dr

      Oh god. You have my sympathy.
      Can you blame some of it on an intern? The janitor?

    • get avast and ccleaner from filehippo, install them asap, and scan (first remove any shit like mcafee or symantec as they can’t catch a cold). you’ll be good to go in 20 mins

    • Deacon Jones

      Take it from a PC virus professional (I’ve had to call IT 5 times in apst two years with pop-up viruses), go to malwarebytes.org and use their free download.

      It was Hollywood Tuna.

      DrunkenStepfather, shit, you cant even go there for 5 seconds without your computer gett ing full blown AIDS.

      Fish has to vet his links better.

    • Venom

      My brother always uses Malawarebytes and that seems to work well as does CC cleaner. I would also use Privacy Mantra too.
      I stick to the sites I know because a lot of these smaller bullshit sites have viruses.
      X17 gave me a couple on my old computer so I avoid it like the plague.

      • Helpdesk actually had me use malawarebytes. Luckily I was the third person in as many days to get the fake antivirus trojan.

        Reasons like this are why I moved to a Mac at home. :)

        I will now avoid the hollywood tuna, the webpage that is.

  13. daro

    I just saw her playing a stripper in some movie and for such a tiny girl she’s got a bubble ass. Super hot, great legs and a peach ass.

    • Doris Earwigging

      Really? I think she has really terrible legs. Not the slightest bit of shape or muscle tone to them. Haven’t seen her ass, so no comment there.

    • Dan

      hate to ruin the fantasy, but it was probably a body double.

      • The Lord Almighty

        Yep no ways that was her. She has shapeless legs, no boobs and flat ass.

      • geekychic

        sorry to ruin yours, but the fact is-she didn’t use a body double. there was talk about it when the film came out, especially bc she was under 18 or 19 when she was filming it.
        body doubles are for chicks with fake boobs.

    • Dan

      Additionally, it is always funny how the kid stars who play the “wholesome” roles have to go be a stripper or a prostitute and show some skin.

      • geekychic

        i don’t get how do you make her into a kid star? she was known for her indie roles before the sparkly vamp. she played a rape victim when she was 15 or 16.get your facts straight first.

    • mark

      you mean meet the rileys? good movie, she has a nice face but i will admit her ass was very dumpy and loose looking, kinda strange for a 21 year old…my wife who is 33 has a tighter fitter ass than this chick…

      • daro

        youi’re full of crap. the dude has a link below, her ass is tight. I bet it’s a runner’s ass or a dancers ass. great legs too

    • TomFrank

      So no one remembers Kristen Stewart from Panic Room? Or did you all think that was a boy? (I know I did for half the movie.)

    • dflytiger

      here’s the ass scene from the movie. that is a nice ass. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll269kQcry1qjgb3so1_400.gif

      • daro

        THAT’S I’m talking about. All these fat asses sitting on their computers acting like they’ve had better or their wives look better make me laugh. Sweet little ass and long legs.

      • JackB

        You clearly don’t know what a nice ass looks like.

  14. I think she’s a cutie. She does tend to seem a little bored though.

  15. Turd Ferguson

    I dont understand the attraction. She cant act, is neither ugly nor hot, and she NEVER seems to smile or enjoy herself.

  16. Come_Honor_Face

    She’s good from far, but far from good.
    also, agree she looks like a boring fuck. unless you like them comatose

  17. Tom

    She doesn’t have a flat as at all, are you kidding? She has a really sweet little ass…very round. Just google it.

  18. Hobble

    I disagree. Usually the awkward types like her are a lot of fun.

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      I agree, because the only time we get to see her/those types are in public, that’s when they feel awkward. But around people they know & trust… bingo.

    • Gordo

      it’s always the quiet ones who let loose in private. lol Unfotunately, all the virgins in here only have porn for points of reference for actual sexual experiences.

  19. Dflytiger

    She’s hot ad hell. These shots don’t do her justice. Will link to some better ones from yesterday.

  20. josh

    She may be cute but she looks like she has no brain and she also must be the most unfunny and boring girl ever.

  21. Dave

    “- The people who made this know that internet is 95% porn, right? [Hollywood Tuna]”

    It’s funny because the video on Hollywood Tuna IS actually porn. Those are two pornstars, Shyla Stylez and Kagney Lynn Karter, and if you could watch the clip a little longer, you’d see some good ol’ fashion girl on girl.

  22. alisa

    lol so tired of people always giving the “she’s not that great, i see girls hotter than her all the time blah blah blah” line when ever a pretty girl is posted. soooo a pretty girl can’t be considered pretty because there’s others out there who are prettier? or because she’s not completely unique looking she’s not as pretty? give me a break. you all are so bitter and judgemental. reeeeelax

  23. adolf hitler

    awkward……..

  24. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    nh
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks uncomfortable in front of the cameras which is kind of sweet. Better than those vapid, posing idiots.

  25. Colin

    Glamour Award? I mean, sure, she’s pretty, but I guess “Glamour” these days means, “looks like she woke up in a dumpster.”

  26. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
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    Aww cute, little fuzzy, white rabbit balls.

  27. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT LACK OF AN ASS.

  28. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Yellow
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a tiny waist.

  29. ronno

    she’s fucking adorable

  30. dougKL

    tasty little tenderloin. I like them tiny and sweet just like that, you can flip her any which way and those legs can wrap real good.

  31. Carrie

    She’s gorgeous and she’s dating one of the hottest guys in the world right now and she’s a millionaire and famous. Somehow I don’t think she minds if a bunch of sorry ass men living in their mom’s basements wacking off to porn all day with their bellies in their laps don’t find her “hot.” lol

    • JackB

      That ugly guy from twilight is “one of the hottest guys in world?” Shit. Standards sure are dropping then.

  32. the captain

    she still loves Kindergarten.

  33. Jason

    She’s a hot little piece… yummy.

  34. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Kristen Stewart is so cute but she always looks like she does not want to be wherever she is.

  35. I’ve yearned so long for the cute little boy from Panic Room to blossom into a fuckable young lady. Thank you, Jesus.

  36. Spicy

    What a bunch of whores

  37. DoorLocks

    Needs more heroin.

  38. Sam

    She is seriously GORGEOUS

  39. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    get a tan!

  40. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Derrrrr.

  41. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “I told Rupert not to splooge in my hair, goddamnit!”

  42. Kristen Stewart Glamour Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    And Kristen reached the crossroad where all stoners look deep within and ask the perpetual question: “Dreads?”.

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