And The Wonder Woman Character Is Dead, She’s Dead Now, She’s Never Coming Back

Sometimes it’s nice to be the one who’s sexually exploited for a change, so here’s Kris Jenner dressed as Wonder Woman which she posted to Instagram, but not before noticing her nipples were “accidentally” showing which I’m sure was a completely candid moment in her life. Because when you’re only 33 23 like she is, you never know what’s going to happen to your firm, ripe puppies that aren’t fake. And, oh, how moist her vagina gets. “Kris The Faucet,” they call her.

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