And The Wonder Woman Character Is Dead, She’s Dead Now, She’s Never Coming Back

October 22nd, 2012 // 61 Comments

Sometimes it’s nice to be the one who’s sexually exploited for a change, so here’s Kris Jenner dressed as Wonder Woman which she posted to Instagram, but not before noticing her nipples were “accidentally” showing which I’m sure was a completely candid moment in her life. Because when you’re only 33 23 like she is, you never know what’s going to happen to your firm, ripe puppies that aren’t fake. And, oh, how moist her vagina gets. “Kris The Faucet,” they call her.

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  1. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
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    Old lady nipple. Yum.

  2. Dick Hell

    It will be a wonder of no one throws up.

  3. How the hell is this person a total attention whore, completely narcissistic and the subject of a reality TV show and yet still miss the fact that this is completely inappropriate?

  4. Doesn’t this bitch know that Wonder Woman wore suntan pantyhose?! Not some thick ass tights as she’s wearing in this picture! And the pants weren’t so baggy either (they were form fitting.) But Linda Carter didn’t have such a fat ass like Ms. Jenner here.

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    AlbertaGuy
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    brb, cutting my eyes out.

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    absinthe
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    As cringeworthy as Kris Jenner is, she honestly doesn’t look ~that~ bad

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    Dude of Dudes
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    You wont be “wondering” where you got the clap from.

  8. Tyrone

    Can I’z pee on her?

  9. Mateo

    Lynda Carter’s boobs 70s > Crypt Keeper’s boobs 00′s

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    Jimbo
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    The nice fake tits look pretty good,

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    HorseCockJohnson
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    I would knock the cob webs off that dusty pussy.

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    mike
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    When did Wonder Women ever wear granny panites!?

  13. Donna

    She probably did it on purpose..media hound.

  14. kimmykimkim

    You know, I may be close to 32 years old and still like getting dressed up and sloppy drunk for Halloween (that will probably never change, sadly) but at least I don’t subject the entire Internet to it. Oh and Wonder Woman has long hair, you old bitch! Go snatch one of your daughters’ weaves or something! Jeez…

  15. sheila

    and I thought Kim’s implants were awful…

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    BOB
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    why in the Christ would you should such at hing. My retinas just detached

  17. Archie Leach

    What a truly fucked up family. I mean we’re talking passed the fuckedupness of their famewhoring. This family represents the depravity that human beings can sink to.

  18. More like, “Wonder how that Woman survived with all those STDs.” Terrible name for a super hero.

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    anonym
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    that’s what kim k will look like in 10 years

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    They need to be re-bolted…gravity is a bitch

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    She is the human female equivalent of black licorice. It seems like it should be yummy…making the disgusting reality even more shocking.

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    egg solo
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    Wondering if nipple bleaching was a package part of the tit job or a weekly maintenance thing…

  23. west

    The devil

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    Dugger
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    When I click on zoom, the nipples follow the magnifier glass just like a set of eyeballs. Are they supposed to do that? Is this some type of cute Java coding or are they possessed?

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    JoeDiddy
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    The horror…
    The horror…

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    Penis Fart
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    My zoom broke. My life has been spared!

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    Anderson Pooper
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    Halloween is supposed to be scary, but this just takes it too far.

  28. kel

    Is malfunction Armenian for “I’m an old washed up never was that pimps my own daughters for fame and money so please look at my disgusting fake tits so Kendall doesn’t have to sacrifice herself today for my desperate need for attention.Oink.”?

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    neo
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    Where boners go to die.

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    The Pope
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    That’s what happens when you let Kramer take your picture.

  31. Joaquin ingles

    I’m usually pretty skeptical about these new theories. Today they say it dressed up like Wonder Woman, tomorrow they’ll say it lacked functioning forelimbs and fed only on slow-moving, tree-dwelling insects.

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    The Vagrant
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    I told them John Travolta was dressing up as Wonder Woman for halloween.

  33. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
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    That ain’t right.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    I’m the same age as Kris and I envy her trim waist line (more due genetics than exercise) but I envy NOTHING else about that fame whore

    • SuperJ

      Yet you feel the need to reply against someone calling out the wierd placement of her bolt-ons. Her nipples are way far apart (the intent of the original post), yet you are defending her waistline (which no one brought up). She has enough of her daughters “pee-on-me” money, why shouldn’t her nipples face the same way? You suck.

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Someone said it best when they said “Lynda Carter needs to choke a bitch”.

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    neo
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    This photo makes me “wonder” why I stood in line for the new iPhone 5 w/ RETINA display.

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  38. logan

    what’s next with this family? Bruce’s junk slipping out from his swimming trunks? Would beat this old broads chest balls.

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    spartacus
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    KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE YOU UNGODLY BASTARDS!

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    DaRkNeSsReIgN!!!
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    She’s more of a attention slut than her daughters

  41. WTFBruh

    Oh STFU. More than half of you guys talkin sh1t would fukck her.

  42. Gina

    Over the hill pimp needs to get a grip!

  43. Burt

    She should dress as a pimp.

  44. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
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    I just threw up in my pants.

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    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    There isn’t enough alcohol in the world to make me like that.

    Of course, I never think there’s enough alcohol in the world, but what the hell.

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    rican
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    I just wouldn’t be able to handle the granny perfume smell.

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    Wonder-Whyshewon’tgoaway

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    notimpressed
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    Considering she left Robert for defending OJ, the man she thought killed her best friend. I highly doubt she is talking to him. I don’t like this lady at all, but c’mon, what a bogus story!

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