Kris Jenner’s Show Got Cancelled

August 29th, 2013 // 31 Comments
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Despite using the last of her black magic to make Kanye reveal a photo of North West (a.k.a. George Zimmerman) on her final episode, Kris Jenner‘s talk show is over and will not be picked up by FOX thanks to America finally respecting itself as a beautiful, young woman by saying, “Fuck you, I’m watching The Talk.” Radar reports:

The mother-of-six turned manager was recently told, “There is no chance the talk show is going to get a green light from FOX. The ratings were averaging an abysmal 0.8 and advertisers were less than enthusiastic about it.”
“Kris did get a ratings bump for her last show when Kanye West revealed the first baby pic of daughter, North West, with Kim, but that was a one time shot in the arm and it wouldn’t be indicative of what the ratings trend would be,” the source close to the production told

I think I speak for everyone when I say at least they revealed North West for a good cause, and not $3 million that could’ve been given to a charity. Because, at the end of the day, family is what’s important. Your rich, rich family. That lives in a mansion and has never known the constant pain of hunger while sleeping on the streets in a pool of its own urine. They’re what matters most.

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  1. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    To state the obvious, it was never going to work. How can you expect to run a successful talk show when you’re more interested in talking about yourself than anyone who may appear before you. The price of narcissism is a lack of empathy, the latter only being the most important trait present in any aspiring talk show host.

    • Slappy Magoo

      I remember a long long time ago before transplanting his radio show to television, when Howard Stern was developing a talk show for E!, his idea was The Howard Stern “interview” where each week, his special guest would be the host and interview HIM.
      He’s one of the few people who probably could’ve pulled that narcissistic concept off. Kris was trying to do that and she’s too dumb to know it.

    • crb


      The old (Dale Carnegie?) 2-part rule of good socializing: 1)Be Interesting, 2)Be Interested.

      -Okay; fail for her on at least 8 counts, then.

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe this means America is finally getting tired of that family.

    Of course, this opens the door for Mama June’s talk show, which will feature wonderful segments like, how to deep fry ANYTHING!

  3. Faith in humanity…. partially restored.

    Now, wait for that soulless hag to release a press statement saying how she ‘doesn’t have time’ for a talk show, lest she be perceived as the vomit-inducing harpy everyone knows she is. FAILURE, this family needs way more of it.

  4. Next on the agenda … invite Miley Cyrus to Canada in the dead of winter to lick a metal sign-post.

  5. “Here’s another black man in our family. See? We really love black men. See? It’s true! It’s true dammit!”

  6. “…has never known the constant pain of hunger while sleeping on the streets in a pool of its own urine.”

    No, but when it comes to sleeping in a pool of some third-string rapper’s urine…

    • Bill Clinton's penis

      …and having to suck your own shit-bits off his dick after he’s cum in your black stink hole; all while smiling for and giving a narrative to the camera.

  7. anonymous

    For the first time ever, Fox has actually made the right decision by cancelling something quickly.

  8. Mitch Haase

    This is the best news I’ve heard all week.

    Now, if that stupid reality show of theirs gets cancelled and sent to the incinerator there might actually be hope for the world.

  9. elephantman

    Thank GOD!

  10. When will the Kardashians as a whole be cancelled? I’m not talking about a show on E! or whatever shit network, I’m talking about the sort of cancellation that happens when a hellfire missile makes a direct hit.

  11. Fox is getting better, but I think the process could be streamlined a little more:

    “We have this idea for a new talk show, It’s Kris Jenner…”

    “CANCEL IT!!:

  12. Slappy Magoo

    Dang. I didn’t even have a chance to not give a shit Kris Jenner had a show, and now I have to not give a shit it’s cancelled before I’m ready. The world’s moving too fast.

  13. Dammit, so there really is a God. Off to church now to make up for years of not going, see y’all in about 5 years.

  14. Sheppy

    She has cold, black, dead eyes. It creeps me the fuck out.

  15. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Swollen Feet No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    just shitted..

  16. Caroline

    She’s an asswipe. They all are.

  17. I’m so disappointed. I was just getting ready to add her show to my daily entertainment list. I guess I’ll have to go back to watching that elephantine female Russian athlete doing calisthenics with a medicine ball.

  18. Frank Burns

    Fantastic! Now maybe Fox will reconsider my treatment for a “Kardashian Kids Komedy Hour” variety show. There will be singing with Bruce and Kris, kooky skits with Kanye and Kim, and the witty banter between Lamar and Khloe will have them proclaimed as the new “Sonny and Cher” of prime time television. Don’t miss the end of the show, when the whole klan joins in on elaborate Broadway-inspired dance and musical numbers!

  19. I knew she wouldn’t make it when she started lecturing the President when he didn’t genuflect to the Kardashian Klan and then gave the ass-backward “Greed is good” screed that she thinks substitutes for a moral code. Great job raising a functional family, btw.

  20. They are famous because Robert was OJ’s Lawyer, Bruce was a former olympian and so called sex tapes

  21. Finally!!! Some GOOD News for a Change!! Lol

  22. Sonyae

    Best news I’ve heard all week, I’m soooooo sick
    of these non-talented whores it’s ridiculous

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