The Whoresition To Kris Kardashian Has Begun

Step 1: Black guys. Check.

Now that she’s done pretending Bruce Jenner didn’t flee to his own house that doesn’t reek of the dying innocence of his daughters, Kris Jenner can now begin the process of changing her name back to Kris Kardashian because Robert was always her true love, you guys. That’s why she had to cheat on him so much with Bruce, this guy who’s definitely Khloe’s real father, O.J. Simpson and a bunch of other dudes whose carcasses have yet to be found. Via Radar Online:

In an interview with New You magazine, the reality star reveals her biggest-ever regret.
“The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian,” she candidly admits.
The interview was conducted after Kris and Bruce split but before their separation became public.

If anything, Kris should revert back to her maiden name of “Houghton” which, according to my research, is an old British derivative for “Whoretonshire,” or “She without soul who whores children and then in the darkness binds them to reality contracts.”

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