For some reason people want to know the thoughts and opinions of Kris Jenner which makes sense considering it is kind of amazing her face and lips are capable of speech. Anyway, she’s apparently fired back at Daniel Craig who called the Kardashian family “fucking idiots” in an interview with British GQ. Via The National Enquirer:
“(He has) crossed the line,” she told Heat mag. “It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology.
“The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.”
Yes, it would be “easy” to criticize a working, respected actor who’s famous for excelling at his career instead of being pissed on in a sex tape. The jokes practically write themselves. And speaking of jokes, here comes the money shot via Kris’ appearance on Extra:
Her son and former “Dancing with the Stars” finalist Rob, has been considering going to law school, and Kris revealed which “Dancing” co-star inspired him. “Nancy Grace really encouraged him to follow that dream of his. He wants to be an attorney, like his dad.”
Nancy Grace inspired Rob Kardashian to become a lawyer like his father, the man who helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder. I can’t even put into words how incredible that statement is to me or how absolutely fucked the legal system will be 20 years from now should a mama’s boy who lives in his sister’s spare bedroom somehow becomes a lawyer. At that point, dogs will probably be judges, and we’ll be convicted by a jury of cats. (The bailiff? A hamster with a gun and badge, of course.)
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DIE IN A HOTEL FIRE
I cannot argue with that sentiment.
What the hell did a hotel do to deserve to have to share this bitch’s fate?
Actually, just get burned so badly so she can’t speak and is paralyzed. Let her LIVE with PAIN, but silently.
I am usually not this mean. but this woman DESERVES PAIN.
“Id like to see him stuff an entire black penis in his butt hole and be peed on. NOW THAT”S TALENT!”
fo sho!
Criticize his career? He’s James fucking Bond right now. Chances are he’s banging Kim and Kourtney right now getting dirt on your family while you bitch about him speaking the truth.
What a smug bitch.
Hahaha. Jesus, this bitch has zero self-awareness. “The easy thing to do would be to criticize his career now.” Haha. He has a tentpole winter film coming out directed by one of the biggest filmmakers on earth. He is James fucking Bond. He is married to another wroking, credible, respected film star. I imagine this is why she has nothing to say. Because there is literally no level you will not “stoop” to you pig. They already have poor Humphries, that goddam mouth breathing dummy, as a homosexual wife-beater in the tabloids.
Totally agree. The closest the Pimp-Master General’s lazy-ass kids will ever come to that kind of personal or professional success is waddling down the red carpet at a Bond premire!
LMAO WELL SAID!!!
AAA+++
He was on “Dancing With The Stars”? This word you keep using, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
aww! princess bride reference.
kris jenner is the face of “this is why the United States is fucked up”.
right on..
In case you didn’t get it, “skincare parties” is code for bukkake.
hahahaha
@ Little Richard: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
I’m sort of sorry Fish pulled the “earn money through skincare parties” spam that you were replying to. +25!
This is the only time I’m sorry Fish pulled the “make money hosting skincare parties” spam. Fucking awesome, LR.
Sorry for the stereo here, the site had a mini-seizure and isn’t stacking responses – I thought the earlier entry didn’t make it..
Right, we’ll get right on that !
Seriously, stop dwelling on these ass clowns.
I think everyone on here is in consensus that they blow.
Throw up some T&A shots if it’s a slow day.
This was the portal from hell that spawned all those K creatures.
*shivers*
She has no right to even utter his name. He should find her and slap the dogshit out of her in front of her pussy of a husband right there on camera.
To think Bruce Jenner used to be an Olympic Hero…
I know, it is sad, this man went from a gold medal decathlete to this pussy of a man that has produced some of the worst and most useless children in the world.
And I thought “Can’t Stop The Music” would be the most embarrassing thing he ever did.
She’s only made herself look like the asshole she already is, plus 1000. By the way, Fish, it’s “who’s” in this case, not whose :)
BS. If people truly get famous for doing nothing, then I should be 10 times more famous than her old haggard ass.
Just a point of clarification. The prosecution helped OJ get away with murder, since it is up to the prosecution to convict, not the defense to defend. They fucked up.
Having said that. I do wish all Kardashians would be shipwrecked on a desert island where they are forced to eat their own ass to survive.
Fuck no, if Kim’s among the shipwrecked, they’ll be living well into the next century. I want them all to go down on..uh, .I mean with, the ship.
Highly doubt she knows what bukkake is, lol. Good one !
I’d pinch her nose, and smother her with my cock and balls until she stops moving.
Gruesome, and possibly psychopathic, but I see your point.
The visual of a hamster with a gun and a badge strikes me as way funnier than it should.
“Whoremistress powers, activate!”
Rob Kardashian wouldn’t be able to get the remedials done that would lead to the prerequisites to even qualify to start an education leading to law school. Of course, there’s the money…
He did graduate from USC. Not that far of a reach.
She does have a point. I mean he’s only the lead actor in the largest and oldest active film franchise in the world. Total D lister.
What? Robert Kardashian becoming a lawyer wouldn’t hurt the legal system at all. There are plenty of people who enter the legal field for FAR worse reasons than Robert’s.
If you think it’s a horrible thing for a Mama’s boy who lives with his sister to be a lawyer, then I have some bad news for you. The legal system is full of lawyers and judges who are/were like Robert, just without the fame, and their are even more men and women who are the children of said lawyers and judges that will follow in thier footsteps.
Just be happy that Robert might make a career out of something that isn’t about his mom or his sisters.
Why the hell does he owe them a reply for having an opinion about them? Stupid Kris.. if you are gunna put yourself out there in the public eye, and make your supposed non-reality scripted reality show your life, you best be prepared to handle the opinions of your viewers, even if they differ from yours. Stupid woman.
I agree, it’s his opinion and he is entitled to it and he happens to be absolutely correct!!! LOL…What do you expect when you put your private life and your entire families out there for the world to see??? You’re gonna get lots of people telling you just what they think of your nonsense!!!
Er.. and why would he owe them an insincere apology? Her shit most definitely -does- stink.. a lot. She isn’t above anyone. As far as I know, Craig is a good actor and a decently respected person. Why would they criticize his career? At least he has a career.. these famewhore kardashian’s cannot separate their lives and their careers.. hence the “fucking idiots” comment. I agree, I’ll run around and tell everyone they are fucking idiots, and I won’t apologize for it. Omg yeah I can’t stand these people.
” Rob Kardashian to become a lawyer like his father”
Rob Kardashian’s father was a lawyer?? I think it was already established that he wasn’t…….
This fucking two-timing cunt should shut her mouth. She’s a no talent and her kids are no talents. The four of them have absolutely NO life skills whatsoever – unless you consider whoring a life skill.
Yeah, like Donald Trump is a respected virtuoso performer who has never cheated on his wives…
‘‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’’
Yes, Daniel, that is pretty well 50% (or more) of television right now. Nevertheless, you were right to single out the Kardashians, the most nauseating family on earth.
Dear Kris,
Shut the fuck up and drive into a bridge abutment already, you nasty old twat.
The World
Well, Kris, he could of said all of you Kardashians are classy, talented, and genuine – but you’re not. And criticize his career? You mean the career he built out of respect, talent, and hard-work? Not all stars have to pimp out their daughters and make sex tapes to make a name for themselves, you ugly fat cow…
THIS DELUSIONAL SHREW, who foisted her talentless spawn on the public for personal gain doesn’t rate an iota of respect in my book.
Praises to Daniel Craig, who is not only observant, smart, and articulate, he is superfoxy and has a superfoxy wife. He spoke the truth, and said what we have been saying, only said it loud enough that someone heard it.
If anyone apologizes, it had better be kristen mary houghton for having such bad bad bad taste and manners. suck it, mrs. jenner.
Best fucking post ever.
I was thinking the same thing. I was grinning or laughing out loud at nearly every sentence Fish wrote. Poetry. Pure poetry.
Kris Jenner is a pig, mother to a bunch of pigs and will likely be grandmother to a bunch of pigs. People who buy anything that says Kardashian on it are embarrassingly stupid. I wish they would all travel together on a private aircraft and vanish in the mountains.
but then we’d all live in constant dread of them finding their way out of the mountains or being rescued! I’d prefer the plane be struck by a meteor mid flight, crash into an active volcano, spewed out in a sea of magma, then the wreckage attacked by a rabid pack of hyenas.
I am almost starting to feel sorry for the word ‘bullshit’ for having to spend so much time in her company.
Daniel Craig “crossed the line”? What line? The line that divides the whore-dolatry of the idiots who tune in to “E” for a fake marriage from people who tell the actual truth? I’m very fond of that particular line, myself. (Cf. @Aonymoose above).
This family is a recycled shit storm of moron’s…
So’s your apostrophe. :D
Jeezus!!! The stench of urine wafting from my computer every time she opens her mouth is overwhelming. *KOFF*HACK*KOFF*
You are always hilarious but this post was Ricky Gervais funny.
I hope that’s a compliment to you. If not, insert any brilliant comic/writer. Everyone follows up with comments but I don’t know how many people tell you how much they really appreciate being entertained by your posts..
I second the emotion :)
I’ve been coming here for years. Doesn’t get better than this shit
There’s only one thing that get’s her upset and that’s going after her money. BOYCOTT EVERYTHING KARDASHIANS and that will get her pulled faced goat.
“La la la la la, I can’t hear any bad things anyone says about my daughters, la la la la la!”
Yeay Daniel Craig, he’s only saying what the whole world thinks!
Since Mr. Odem is no longer in the future plans of the Lakers is there a Vegas line on a Kloe divorce filing in March.
well, she was INFLUENT ofcourse?
THIS TELLS US SOMETHING ABOUT HER RESTROOM AT HOME?
KARDASHIANS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY.
YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS; HE IS ONLY SAYING WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, SAVE FOR THE VAPID BITCHES WHO WATCH YOUR SHOW INBETWEEN PUMPING OUT BASTARD CHILDREN AND FILING THEIR FUCKING FINGER NAILS.
Enough already. Let’s just boycott these asshats and let them slither back into obscurity. For reals. It’s not even funny any more. I mean, come on Fish, there’s no such thing as bad publicity so you’re only helping them out, even if you’re openlg mocking them.
At that point, dogs will probably be judges, and we’ll be convicted by a jury of cats. (The bailiff? A hamster with a gun and badge, of course.)
Ha ha ha hahahah.
God… That face! She’s like this strange, stretched ghoul.
Taut faced ghoul. Better.
I would think an actor of Daniel’s caliber would not even know who the Kardashian’s are. He shouldn’t be throwing stones imo, didn’t he marry his wife w/out telling his girlfriend? Nice guy, uh?
Well they’re just *everywhere*. I don’t even own a TV set and I know who they are. Because they won’t go away!
And I’m not defending Daniel Craig, I never even liked him, but one thing is cheating on your girlfriend…another thing is being in a porn movie……let’s be honest: they’re famous because one of them did a porn movie. Amazing.
I never liked Daniel Craig. Now I feel the sudden urge to shake his hand and kiss him.
Shometimesh a woman jusht needsh a good shlap
At first i thought something was wrong with your keyboard. Then I saw your name. BAHAAHA!! good job