Kris Jenner Admits To Cheating On Robert Kardashian So You’ll Buy Her Book

November 10th, 2011 // 153 Comments
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Apparently Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian which is what really led to their divorce, so naturally she’s going to exploit that fact to sell more copies of her book. “If there’s a way to whore whoring, you whore that whoring like a whore.” – Kris Jenner, 2007. Page Six reports:

“Robert had been the only man in my life since I was 18,” Jenner writes in her book. “I don’t know why I was having a mid-life crisis at 30, but I was. His name was Ryan, and he was a producer. We had wild sex everywhere, all the time.”
Jenner further explained that she got caught red-handed with her secret lover at a restaurant after Kardashian had her followed. She says he filed for divorce soon after.
Jenner spoke to Jay Leno in more detail about her indiscretion on “The Tonight Show” last night.
“When you’re very young you do a lot of stupid things. It’s probably the biggest regret of my life that I ended up having an affair,” she said. “[I was] probably just really naive and stupid and restless and didn’t realize that marriage has it ups and downs.”

According to the Boston Herald, Robert left her penniless after the divorce and she planned to be self-sufficient for the rest of her life, only to immediately become really close “friends” with Robert again until she glommed onto Bruce Jenner, so I guess using other people’s money counts as self-sufficient. I’m not fluent in whore. Anyway, from there it was a simple matter of pimping the children, and then locking her vagina in an iron box, never to be seen or heard from again. “You are all mommy’s vajayjay now.” – Kris Jenner, 2006.

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  1. forrest gump

    she ‘poisoned’ him and so wants you to buy this shit!!!!!!!!!

  2. Terry

    She is juts a media whore. She got caught up in HOLLY WEIRD at a young age. She just drip superficiality.
    Anything seems to go with Kris Jenner.

  3. Nudgie

    Not that it matters but I hope Bruce Jenner has the balls to keep PimpMamaKris from doing to his daughters what she’s done to her Kartrashians. You can already see the manipulation starting on their TV show and if he lets her pimp the kids out (who are already MUCH better looking than the Lardassians) they should take away his Olympic Gold Medal and give him another one for “Greatest Dumbass in the World.”

  4. bozo

    So what further proof do we need that khloe was the lovechild of this affair……….

  5. Carolyn

    Too much makeup, hair dyed too dark, and looks like someone pinched off part of her nose.

  6. kc

    She made a statement about Nicole their friendship the week prior to her murder, than her husband was OJ’s lawyer. Traumatic.

  7. Desertflower

    Kris Jenner…. YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE WHORES like you.. after all they take after their mom’s example…. Kim is almost a PROSTITUTE and I predict within a year or so she’ll be off the market…there are many beautiful and actually talented women out there…one is marinating right now and probably will be out soon and Kim will be like (with that annoying voice) “mooom now what are we going to dooo…..that girl is hotter than mee and her body is real and she has talent”… Kris will say “dont worry darling ill just sleep with another producer, after all I should be having my mid life crisis right about now…” WHORES

  8. BOYCOTT ON

    Boycott their badly reviewed books.

    House of Ill Repute…Trollhouse Not Dollhouse in Calabasas

    Also Boycott Shoedazzle owned by Kim

    And of course we will not be watching or tuning into that new show called something like slut sister and sluttier sister take New York.

  9. BOYCOTT ON

    Boycott the badly reviewed book and the new book Dollhouse which should be titled Trollhouse which will also get bad reviews. Don’t give them money…

    Millions of people are bocotting their new show: Slut sister and Sluttier sister take New York.

    Power in your remote, just click right on past the E Channel
    Everything these people do is staged to get more press.

    Well they all die out eventually just like Osbourne,Hilton,Speidi, Tara R. We just need to speed up the process.

    This article written for the purpose of contributing to the BOYCOTT.

  10. lady

    If their father was still alive, he would have hundreds of other reasons to divorce Kris aside from her disgusting affair. Lucky for him, he didn’t have to see his family disgrace themselves and drag HIS name through the mud over and over again!!

  11. Why does she always do this smug squint-eyed thing with her face? I think she’s trying to do “Proud, successful businesswoman and mother” but it’s more “Vapid, self-serving fame whore”.

  12. K KLAN DOWN

    Reply

    ‘Down with the Kardashian Klan’

    …if you will NOT be watching their show and NOT supporting any of their products. That’s all it will take to watch this greedy family who trolled our airwaves go down.

    Post it around.

  13. Josette carter

    Kris Jenner. The devil has manager to suck the very life out of the man that she been with. She treat bruse Jenner n scott likes doormat. she don’t like Kris Humphries because she can’t tell him what to do. She make me sick . she is a blood sucking bitch Kim is her money maker so she don’t want Kim to be married n have a liife. This divorce. Has Kris Jenner little grubby paw print written all over it . She want to make Kris H look like a bad guy but humphries is a good person from a good family Kim. Go back to you’r husband good Man is hard to fine don’t take the bad advice she give u . “Kris Jenner” not every man is mild mannered doormat like bruse Jenner n Scott that is why every body love Kris Humphries he is not you’r poppet on a string or you’r doormat thank alot for continuing to ruin Kim life instead of instilling good morals in her .I forget u don’t have morals u just a whore. U want Kim. To be a whore just like you nobody want to buy you’r book get the he’ll of tv I’m boycotting the kerdashians madness u all make a mess of Kris Humphries now the world is making u pay.becarefull what u do Because it will be back to get u kris Jenner

  14. JoJo

    that explains why i like Khole and the rest are crazy

  15. Maria

    WOW she had an affair and then in the show she wants his last name back? 0.o

  16. Emily

    SHE HAD AN AFFAIR?!?!?!?!?!!
    ….I guess this explains Khloe.

  17. Lola

    She utterly revolting. WTF is wrong with Bruce Jenner? How could any real man be with this she beast and not wring her effin neck?!

  18. anonym

    what an attention whore.
    no wait. just a whore.

    Remember Kris Jenner’s face.
    That’s what Kim K will look like in 15 years.

  19. CriticXtreme

    If you believe anything that comes out the mouths of any of these fake, knifed up broads, you as they are – so out of touch with true reality. These birds are to distract you from you being you and get paid off of you. Any and everything they do, they’ll get paid and will always have a quarter in their pockets while you have nothing.

  20. Amber

    A producer named, Ryan, huh? Isnt Keeping Up With The Kardashians produced by Ryan Seacrest? *shutters*

  21. I bet this woman is satans bitch

  22. Jr. Jr.

    It’s obvious that Khloe is different. She doesn’t have dark features and she’s HUGE compared to Kim n Kourtney. She doesn’t share similar features. SHe’s definitely Ryan whoever’s child. Or in fact, Bruce Jenner! Don’t you think Khloe looks like the two younger Jenner girls? Kris is such a slut

  23. Kris Jenner Extra
    bell
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it.. I have the sneaking suspension that one of those dudes is Khloes daddy. On their show once Khloe insisted that they do a dna test to see if Kris was her mom. Wrong parent missy.

  24. She is a whore and she shouldn’t cheat on Robert Kardashian at all and also why she did for money and more!!!

  25. BE

    No “low” class…

    NO class.

  26. Guest

    Like Mother Like Daughter. Kim inherited her mothers whore qualities.

  27. louie louie

    Was a whore, is a whore and has taught her daughter the tricks of the whore trade!! I think maybe “pimping IS easy” ???

  28. mary jones

    If you really need to find out about Kris Jenner and Khloe’s real daddy, just go to the book store or library and read it. BUT DON’T BUY THE BOOK!

  29. Bruce Jenner, the proof is here on the book. You married a whore!

  30. Kasey

    Ah I absolutely love Kris Jenner! :) The Kardashians are AWESOME!

  31. claire rochford

    my name is claire rochford and i am a shemale

  32. Kris Jenner Extra
    Terrie
    Commented on this photo:

    I read Kris Jenner’s book. I did NOT BUY it, I rented it from a librar. I would NOT PAY to make that family any wealthier and I would NOT PAY to read such poor writing and a poor excuse to get a book out! It was the most narcassistic, boring, bragging and pathetic book I have ever read. As usual, it was the “all about me” story full of details about all the men that loved her, could not live without her and what they gave her, did for her and all that me, me , me crap.
    The only thing that makes some sense in her book is that now her “fans” and the world that has been drawn into all the lies and greed of the Kardashian/Jenner saga/dramas is that Khloe MAY not be from the same father as the rest of her kids!?? Now we know WHY Khloe LOOKS so different from all the rest?
    What do all of YOU think?

  33. Vonn

    30 is very young? This broad always finds a way to spin bad behavior. Just be responsible for your actions & stop making excuses.

  34. sonja

    jelous haters Kardashians are all beautiful successful people they rock and thats why haters like you have helped make them multi millionaires who are laughing all the way to the bank with fab lifestyles we could only ever dream of ha ha ha ha

  35. sonja

    Oh and did I forget to mention thats why haters like all those above simply can not stop yourselves from talking or blogging about them be it good or bad if you really disliked them that much you wouldnt be blogging adding to their fame good on the Kardashians living the hollywood dream ……

  36. ME

    do you even realize how much people f***ing hate you and all your whore daughters?? PLEASE…JUST GO AWAY!!! ALL OF YOU ARE BEYOND PATHETIC.

  37. She’s a cheating whore, I’m shocked, shocked I tell ya

  38. Scooby

    She is a self-absorbed, evil, psychotic biotch. She is now whor.ing out her two youngest girls, just like she did to her oldest kids. And this fake obsession over “Khloe wants to know who her dad is!” It is clear that this woman has been a slut/whore all her life. Too bad she can’t be declared an unfit mother and the kids taken from her. RUN, Bruce, RUNNNNNN!

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