Kris Humphries’ Rebound (Zing!) in a Bikini:The Crap I Missed – Friday 5.3.12

By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2013

Well, here we are folks, at the end of another week of you tolerating my rambling efforts at subbing for Fish. Thank you for that. I wish I could express it with a respectable bikini photo set, but I couldn’t find one, so I did the next best thing which is the exact opposite of that. Above is a woman famous for being Kim Kardashian-esque in that they both intercoursed the same large, just a shade above retarded ape man, and will now shamelessly whore themselves to anyone who’s buying. Notice the location of the shoot is the Jersey shore because nothing says class like “Alright, can we break for a minute? I’ve got garbage stuck on my lens again.”

Til next time, I’ll be back in the mines, with my boob-axe and pantyflashlight, watching, waiting,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Pacific Coast News