Kourtney Kardashian: ‘Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked’

As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone’s house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful birthday present for Rob, so it really is a mystery why he’s been the size of a house and chronically depressed ever since. Anyway, I don’t know what Kourtney’s hoping to achieve here, but it’s either a power move to assume the matriarchy from her mother by having way better plastic surgery, or its someone else’s birthday, and this is the only gift these people know how to give. “Ohmygosh, grandma, you turned 87? Here’s a side shot of my mucus plug.”

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