Kourtney Kardashian: ‘Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked’

August 8th, 2014 // 13 Comments

As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone’s house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful birthday present for Rob, so it really is a mystery why he’s been the size of a house and chronically depressed ever since. Anyway, I don’t know what Kourtney’s hoping to achieve here, but it’s either a power move to assume the matriarchy from her mother by having way better plastic surgery, or its someone else’s birthday, and this is the only gift these people know how to give. “Ohmygosh, grandma, you turned 87? Here’s a side shot of my mucus plug.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. rican

    The photo on the left must have been when she was pregnant with Sasquatch

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    That is definitely more than a handful.

  3. This makes my penis sad.

  4. even the unborn can die in a fire.

  5. Cock Dr

    More proof of a probable genetic predisposition towards famewhorery.

  6. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Look, I’m a bad man, we can all agree on that, but even I don’t deserve this kind of punishment. No one here does.

    Well, maybe Zalong.

  7. Slow news day, eh Fish?

  8. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “One…annnd…two! OK, I’m good! In fact, I’m fucking beautiful. But I’m a Kardashian, so that’s no big surprise…”

  9. Going on the assumption (yeah, I know…) that all of the Kardashian girls were, at some point, pretty decent pieces of ass, I get the feeling that Scott Disick has been banging the best of the bunch. But then…maybe not.

  10. Can anyone think of a more vapid, fame-whoring family than this one? I can’t.

  11. Fish, it may well be that the “pure death” invading your body is visiting you due to your unceasing posting of the Kardy Klan. Save yourself before it’s too late, and the Demons of the Alimentary Canal invade you to stay.

  12. NomDePlume

    I just kind of felt like saying hello

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