Part of the deal of being a Dancing With The Stars contestant is striking sassy poses in front of the paparazzi as you leave your daily rehearsal with your dance partner. Which is something someone probably should’ve explained a little bit clearer to Kirstie Alley who looks like she’s about to birth sextuplets in the parking lot. Although kudos to Maksim Chmerkovskiy for trying to keep the magic alive by playfully bouncing off her as she gets in her car. That’s a team player. However, in Kirstie’s defense, at least she didn’t get behind the wheel and immediately make a beeline to McDonald’s ala every single time Bristol Palin was forced to workout. Except what Kirstie did do is go home and believe alien ghosts control our every thought and emotion, so let’s call that one a draw.
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Do you guys realize she’s 60?! 60?!?!?! I don’t even know what to make of that fact. It just freaks me out.
barefoot in parking lot?…britney spears, meet your future.
barefoot in a parking lot? ew!
How was Alice Krige picked over Kirstie for Stephen King’s “Sleepwalkers”? She would have been ideal – no special effects or make-up required!
………………..FOR BEING FAT-PROMOTIONS?
That dude is looking at her ass and thinking, “Alllllll night longggg. Errrr… Better give me a week.”
They’re making a “Cheers” remake. The producers want Ted Danson to reach 4000 pounds to make things proportionally correct.
I am putting money on the fact her routine will NOT include any lifts.
Oh wow! For a moment there I thought that was Fergie!
First time commenting here (and what a comment right?!) but I’ve been reading your blog for years and you still make me laugh after all this time! Kudos to you! *tips imaginary hat before riding off on a tiger being chased by Charlie Sheen*
Who has a fatter ass Kristy , Kim or J lo ?
jeez, she looks like she’s melting! (or is that defrosting??) hehehe…