“Starting tomorrow. I mean, Friday. No, wait, after the holiday. — March 4, 2016.”
Following Monday’s Dancing With The Stars performance, Kirstie Alley, who apparently people think is thinner now, shared her new diet secret and claimed to be a size six rocketing toward a two, according to Extra:
Kirstie Alley dished about her “Dancing” diet secret and laughed, “I don’t eat!”
The actress pointed to a tattoo of a slim pin-up girl on Maks’ back and declared, “This is me in a month-and-a-half.” The actress also revealed, “I haven’t weighed myself in the last four weeks.” The slimmed-down actress may not know her weight, but she does have a goal in mind. “I bought these dresses from a [size] twelve to a two. Tonight I’m a six. When I’m a two, I’m done, people!”
Before everyone starts patting Kirstie on the back, she hasn’t weighed herself in four weeks because the truck stop near her house won’t let her use their scales anymore. Though someone did ask where her flannel shirt was and how long she’d been truckin’ which she played along with on the prospect of gravy. It was a mighty tale. An American tale.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
No WAY that cow is a size 6.
No kidding…I am a size 12 and I am smaller than her! She’s full of crap!
size 6, size 12, size ∞, really doesn’t matter so much as how you present yourself. in this case *i* believe the clothes can make the woman. i know, not the majority opinion..
a dress made for a slut, and a face made for doggy style. *that’s* balance
She doesn’t eat like I don’t breathe .
If she’s a size 6 then I must be a 00000. Really, I’m a size 7-8 and people tell me I should eat more. Or maybe she IS a size 6 and she’s 2 feet tall.
Really, you had to tell us people say you are to thin? Really?
NO WAY!! i remember a couple years ago when she was HUGE (pre-Jenny Craig) there was an interview in a magazine where she said at her heaviest she was around 235lbs, and i would’ve EASILY guessed another HUNDRED on top of that…she’s full of it…..
it’s called sarcasm retard.
She’s tried everything else, pies, cake, etc . . .
Strangely enough her ass shots here gave me quite a chubby
When God was handing out ass she came right after Serena and just before Ke$ha
Does “size 6″ mean something different at Layne Bryant than it does everywhere else?
It must suck to be a fat chick. when a 100lb woman loses 10lbs everyone notices and gets concerned that she’s too skinny. When a 300lb woman loses 10lbs nobody is even going to notice. Hell, she could shed 100lbs and still be a fat cow.
The moral of the story is fat chicks are gross, and generally just bad people.
(waiting for the fatties to get in a huff…)
Not weighing 100 lbs doesn’t make you fat.
I would much rather have curves and feel confident and sexy than have the body of a 12 year old boy.
Perpetuating the idea that a size 0 is the right size, is ridiculous. Most of the men I know would rather have a girl with curves over a no boob/fake boob, pancake ass, twig.
Now, before you try to tell me i’m a big fat fatty fat because I disagree with you, I’m 5’7 127lbs and I’ve been Jessica Biels body double in a few recent movies.
Take it from me, everyone believes you. For serious with cherries on top. And the sides. Perhaps even the bottom. In fact, there may even be bizarro-cherries mirroring those already mentioned in another dimension.
Jessica Biel has been in movies recently?
Because you insensitve moron, women of a larger size tend to have delicate psyches. Lane Bryant understands this and slightly “alters” the size chart to help them feel more comfortable with their bodies. If these women ever did realize what size they really were, they would most likely be very upset. And the only thing grosser than a fat person, is a fat person when they’re crying.
The moral of this story is we’re both going to Hell
Considering that Erin doesn’t seem to have actually READ anything in my post beyond the word “100lb”, I think we know where she falls on the weight scale.
(I totally believe she’s a Jessica Biel body double…totally!)
OMG you are my fucking idol!!! Your wit and your talent – superb!!!!!!!
Please don’t feed the trolls, people.
What leads you to believe I didn’t read your post? You’re ridiculous:
“The moral of the story is fat chicks are gross, and generally just bad people.
(waiting for the fatties to get in a huff…)”
is what lead me to respond. Seems to me YOU are a bad person and therefore according to your logic (and self depreciating tone…) must be one of the “fatties” you are insulting. If you want to make a jab at someone for saying they are a size 6 when clearly they are not, go for it. However, as is the norm with people like you, you assume anyone who disagrees with you MUST be fat. As if people who aren’t fat can’t be offended by your idiotic comment. Thus, the disclosure of my job and body type. To illustrate the point that not only large people get into a “huff” in response to sycophantic idiots.
Actually, I’m in half of mind to believe that erin really is Jessica Biel’s body double. A young, attractive person has better things to do than be on the Internet and learn it’s byzantine tropes. Her innocence would occlude the knowledge that claiming you are Jessica Biel’s body double is the absolutely most suspicious thing you could ever say on a thread like this (short of the “people say I’m too thin comment” made above). So she is either an amazing, but kinda boring troll or Jessica Biel’s body double. I’m opting for the latter because it is my birthday today and for 24 hours I refuse to believe that humanity won’t kill itself in a century, men pretend to be hot chicks on the Internet, and there is anything malign within the folds of a taco bell chalupa.
Now I’m off to buy a ticket to a Charlie Sheen performance because I’m sure all those people who walk out are just haters.
Why would I be lying? I’m using a false name and I’m posting basically anonymously on a gossip website (which I’ve been reading for a very long time). What would be the point in lying? That’s ridiculous.
your just a dumbass, no other response is needed.
Fat chicks are still not as gross as your fat gay ass, McFeely.
Is this erin erin banner girl erin?
From the back i hate to admit it but i’d fucking crush it (i know, doggy style only. cowgirl style it’s be me being crushed..)
this is offensive to all the real size sixes!!
Seriously. I’m 5’6 and weigh 135 and I’m a size 6 in dresses but an 8 in jeans. No way in hell she’s a size 6.
I’ve been a six for upwards of twelve years. And I’m not offended by this comment– just baffled. Why does she have to lie? Everyone knows you don’t go from a size 22 to a size 6 in a month.
I’d just like to say that I’m finally down to a size 8 (after being a size 12 for the better part of the past 6 years), and I’m a bit offended that someone like Kirstie of all people, who knows about weight loss/gain, would claim to be a size 6. It’s like a smack in the face to everyone who is legitimately trying to lose weight for someone to just DECIDE they’re a 6 instead of a 16.
Kirst, glad the dance show is getting you slowly but surely into better shape, but don’t lie to our faces, because the mirror doesn’t. Really hope you get your weight under control again so you can live a healthy winning life.
size 6 my ass……her right ass check is a six
LIKE
I hope she loads for bear.
So close to disaster.
If by Chubby you mean convultions, then yes I had several ‘chubbies’.
Dammit how bout the upskirt just this once!!
“Six”? Doesn’t she mean “tons”?
Her face has ‘doggy style’ written all over it
+1
I don’t know what a size 6 is, but that sure as hell ain’t it…..
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Or she could try giving ‘Not eating every meal on McDonald’s Menu Board-with a diet coke please- in one sitting” a shot instead.
I don’t think one of this woman’s leg’s could fit into a size 6 pair of pants, let alone the whole bulbous keister.
It’s bullcrap, but what can you expect from a dingbat scientologist?
Looks more like a size 60 rocketing to a size Ruby….
there’s no damn way shes a size 6, size 14, maybe, 6 no fing way.
This is your brain on doughnuts. Lots and lots of doughnuts.
I think it is a thyroid problem…her thyroid likes gravy.
what a crock of shit! This sow has never been a size 6 which is quite small. MANY very slender women will never be a size 6 because their frame is bigger than that. Just as it requires a tiny frame to be a size 0, 2 or 4 along with the healthy body on that tiny frame, a person would need to have a small/medium frame and just the right amount of weight to be a size 6 or 8. Someone as behemoth-like as Kirstie Alley would be lucky to be as small as a 10 or 12, maybe an 8, if she didn’t have an ounce of fat on her and I think we can all agree that this broad is carrying just a wee bit of tonnage. I HATE it when people like her lie. IT only hurts the real women out there. Hey, that’s my take on it but I also think she is homely as hell, wears her hair too long for her age, and is a big joke.
That’s not exactly true. I’m 5’9″ and about 135-140 and I’m a size 6 – and it’s not just in one line of clothing or designer or whatever. I do hit the gym and I’ve got a fairly large body frame – good shoulders, proportional hips etc., but I If you work out, because muscle weighs more that fat does, you can be my height, weight and frame and hit a size 6 easy. There’s no way Alley’s fitting into my jeans at present – really, just who does she think she’s kidding that she could even fit into the size 12 in that range of dresses? Certainly not the rest of teh world, so it’s just herself, I guess – - which is pretty sad.
She’s a lot older, so her metabolism is slower than when she was a thinner star, and apparently she didn’t maintain her weight in a healthy way even then. So now, if she truly wants to be thinner, she’s gonna have to STOP EATING THE WRONG THINGS, NOT STOP EATING – which makes your metabolism totally go into survivor mode and hang onto every fat cell it can find. Geez, great way to set yourself up to fail if that’s how you think it’s done. If she doesn’t really want to be thinner, then she should accept what she weighs and just shut up about it.
The force is strong with this one. The force of gravity, that is.
Kirstie Alley is not a size 6. You know how I know that? Because I’m a size 6 and I can see my feet.
Her face is eating…her face.
Wow, they’ve really spruced up the interior of these whaling ships.
Y’know what’s sad about this? If she were honest and said “I’m a size 12″ people would be congratulating her. She’s clearly lost a decent amount of weight and she looks much better, much healthier. But because she’s saying she’s a 6 and that soon she’ll be a 2 she’s taking away from her real achievements, because all we can focus on is the obvious lie.
Furthermore, if you want to be a “good role model” (which celebs all claim they do) be honest about your size, say you’re a size 12. You want to represent “real women” (which is a phrase I hate but you know what I mean)? Be real. Be honest. Show people it’s okay to embrace a size that’s healthy for them. Show people that fitting into a size 0 isn’t what’s going to fulfill them in life.
She’s made a fool of herself with this bullshit. She should have just been proud of her actual size.
i doubt she’s a 12 either, but then the camera does add a few tonnes
When the music stops and the dance ends it will all come back, to her fat belly and ass
Is everyone really too stupid to understand Kirstie Alley?
She’s now the size of six women.
When she’s the size of only two women, then she’ll be happy!
God, I didn’t want to like this but… It’s true.
It’s pretty obvious what happened here. She actually said “sixteen” but the “teen” was muted by the Baconator she was “not eating”.
I think she probably is closer to a 16. Which is overweight for sure (unless you somehow have a legit unhumanly huge bone structure), but it’s still manageable. She could definitely get down to a 10 or 12 within a year or two and look super fab and vibrant. But as long as she’s exaggerating her weight loss, she’s doing herself a disservice.
I want to believe in her. Here, Kristie. Take these grapes. They shall serve you well.
I wonder if Parker Stevenson can predict tsunamis too.
Is it just me or is there a Jabba the Hutt vibe off that Kirstie Alley photo?
Lmao I see it too, good eye.
An American tale, Fish? I doubt that. Papa and Mama Mousekewitz demonstrate a far better knowledge of portion control.
Would you f*ck me? I’d f*ck me. I’d f*ck me hard.
LOL! I love that movie so much.
I am a size 4 and unless sizing is exponential she is far from a 6. And if she ever gets down to a 2, well, bless her, but it is just another sign of the apocalypse.
If that’s considered a size 6 then Angelina Jolie is a size negative 100. Nice try honey. I’ll give ya size 14 with Spanx on at best.
When you starve yourself for long periods of time, your brain chemistry starts to change. This can make it difficult to think clearly, effects memory, causes rapid mood changes, etc. Therefore I totally believe she’s stopped eating, because that’s the only way she could possibly believe she’ll ever be a size 2 again; it’s just not realistic, and not necessarily ideal for someone who’s (estimated to be) 5’8″.
And a size 6 now? Bitch, please. Even tripling up on Spanx wouldn’t get those cankles through the bottom of a size 6 dress.
Size 12 in dyslexic land maybe.
Good GOD that woman is hideous! To think that way WAY way back when, as the lithesome Lt. Saavik, she was Vulcan hotness personified. Now? she’s Jabba the Hutt’s fatter (and UGLIER) sister. Blecch!
I’m 5’7″ and rought 145 lbs – size 6/8. People are MEAN to fatties. Not all fat people are fat by eating – some have medical issues. Now it’s those damn size -0 VS models I think are DISGUSTING. I don’t want to see your skeleton – it’s covered under skin and fat for a reason ANOs!
Hah, I’m a few inches shorter and a few lbs heavier. Life’s hard for shawties. (I’m sure because of your height you look better as an 8 than I do.) But we’re not fat, we’re just that awesome weird medium size that people overlook.
Ew, her arm looks like my granpa’s balls…
Why are all you women telling us your size.
On the internet, multiply their weight by 3 for their real size, and multiply the number of sexual partners by 10.
It’s how women use the internet.
And dividing by 3 for penis length and by 10 for income is how men use it.
Man, she used to be so beautiful and sexy.
tricks with perspective can be a cruel mistress.
She must be a size 6 in Torrid sizes, which is probably about a 6x… Sounds about right.
Kirstie was so hot when she was on “Cheers”-I used to be proud to say she was from my hometown. But now? Christ.
She came into the store I was working at a couple of years ago, I didn’t talk to her but one of our cashiers said she was not so friendly. The funniest part of this story is that it was a health food store. So what did she buy? Three – literally three – cases of oranges. Must be that scurvey I guess.
if that ass is the same size as mine, i’ll gladly kill myself and go to hell. at least i’ll sweat some of the weight off.
shes a size 6 in milkshakes.
and zip codes.
She’s a size 6 if 6 were 14 and you were really bad with numbers.
+1
I love her, but she needs to get real. She’s a size 10 at least.
wow spanx does wonders, and if shes a size six, I am an atom ,,,,,WTF is she on ??? delusions, and pipe dreams.
Our clothing sizes do not = circus tent store sizes
god she looks like such a tranny in those pics.