Oompa Loompa, doopity doo,
I’ve got another story for you,
What do you get when you’re feeling depressed?
Turns out there’s an alien living in you,
How do I get him out of my chest?
You must buy an eMeter, you must buy an eMeter,
You must buy an… e… meterrrrrrr…
Oompa Loompa, doopityyyyy DOOOOOO!!!!
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ugh (shakes fists at sky) whyyyyyy… come on man, even kylie jenner’s runway shots were palatable, let’s delete these and get the last trashian in its place
Actually I think that’s a great dress for a woman of her age & size.
But I can understand why the site’s predominantly poonhound regulars would rather not waste a post on this when they could be *maybe* getting a look at ScarJo’s boobies.
Kirstie is 60 and obviously has terrible weight management issues. She’s done a damned good job cleaning herself up over the last few months.
Cock Dr – if you don’t have anything terrible to say, you probably just keep your mouth shut.
All of you keep your mouths shut, you bunch of fat hypocrites.
I’ll be back later, I’m out of Cheetos.
Mr Dick Burger apparently wants more bitch.
Too easy.
Actually I would feel more sorry for a chubby woman getting teased if she wasn’t annoying as Kirstie Alley is to me.
So I won’t say anything about how she looks.
I really can’t stand listening to Kirstie Allie talk on the TV. I wouldn’t be able to stand it if she were hot as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. It is something about her voice or the way she talks. I am not sure. When she is on TV I turn it off.
CD, ok ill admit there was a shot of her not that long ago in red where i’d have… ugh… def done her,,, BUTT where’s the fun in *not* busting on her :)
what have you done with the real cock dr? this bitch impersonator makes my penis soft.
Misty water-coloured poooontang.
Grrr.. tricked me into seeing this with what I thought was a super trooper reference.
THAAAT’S where i heard it….. thank you, meow!
goddamn kids.
Maybe she’s the Snozzberry
I love Super Troopers! They made a Willy Wonka reference in it though? Definitely, didn’t catch that. Anyway, does that look like spit to you? Ah, fuck it.
FYI – the real wonka is gene wilder, not this horse shit johnny depp things.
now stay off my lawn, goddamn kids.
In this picture her ass is the worlds largest blueberry. Who wants pie!? Ill give you 3 guesses and their name rhymes with Thirsty Sally.
Pleaseeeeeeeeee Kirsty Looks GORGEOUS… Come she is 60 Flippin yes old and looks FAN-FUCKIN_TASTIC!!! She has major balls for doing this…
she’s one major blue ball all right. funny enuf i have two
Pleaseeeeeeeeee Kirstie Looks GORGEOUS… Come on she is 60 Flippin years old and looks FAN-FUCKIN_TASTIC!!! She has major balls for doing this…
This is a carefully staged photo. Someone in the 8th row is pulling on the skin from the back of her neck.
Pleaseeeeeeeeee Kirsty Looks GORGEOUS… Comeon she is 60 Flippin years old and looks FAN-FUCKIN_TASTIC!!! She has major balls for doing this… Did I say 60.??? She looks 40!!!
“I’m gonna EAT YEEEEEEEAAAAA”
Bitch stole my tent!!!
LAULZ!!!
Dang – Fergie’s put on weight….
no amount of drugs will burn this image from my brain
That is the ugliest effin dress I’ve ever seen in my life.
bout as ugly as scarlett’s curtain dress in GWTW. alley looked fuckable here tho http://www.thesuperficial.com/kirstie-alley-is-giving-anorexia-a-shot-04-2011/0420-kirstie-alley-not-eating-18
A new Disney villain, Evil Queen Addy Pose, who sucks the fat out of youthful beauties to maintain her substantial BMI index.
Addy Pose- adipose and she’s posing I like what u did.
Let’s face it – she’s just a pointy hat and a magic wand away from being Merlin.
Thats not Garry Oldman’s wife as Dracule?
The transformation into a werewolf always starts with the hands.
Lieutenant Saavik – reprise.
I agree, SHE looks great! That dress is hideous, where the hell would one wear that?
Holy Battlefield Earth! Kirstie Alley is a Dalek. Get out of the Celebrity Center, Tom Cruise, it’s a trap!!!!!!!!
Quick throw Ursala back in the ocean
That’s one big scary woman.
If you click on “View Full Size” you can make out the bending of space/time around her gravity well. Amazing.
Fantastic beadwork too.
“Find the Force you must! Inside you it is, Zang.”