‘The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!’

September 14th, 2011 // 40 Comments

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo,
I’ve got another story for you,
What do you get when you’re feeling depressed?
Turns out there’s an alien living in you,
How do I get him out of my chest?
You must buy an eMeter, you must buy an eMeter,
You must buy an… e… meterrrrrrr…
Oompa Loompa, doopityyyyy DOOOOOO!!!!

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. ugh (shakes fists at sky) whyyyyyy… come on man, even kylie jenner’s runway shots were palatable, let’s delete these and get the last trashian in its place

    • Cock Dr

      Actually I think that’s a great dress for a woman of her age & size.
      But I can understand why the site’s predominantly poonhound regulars would rather not waste a post on this when they could be *maybe* getting a look at ScarJo’s boobies.
      Kirstie is 60 and obviously has terrible weight management issues. She’s done a damned good job cleaning herself up over the last few months.

      • Richard McBeef

        Cock Dr – if you don’t have anything terrible to say, you probably just keep your mouth shut.

      • All of you keep your mouths shut, you bunch of fat hypocrites.

        I’ll be back later, I’m out of Cheetos.

      • Cock Dr

        Mr Dick Burger apparently wants more bitch.
        Too easy.

      • Dan

        Actually I would feel more sorry for a chubby woman getting teased if she wasn’t annoying as Kirstie Alley is to me.

        So I won’t say anything about how she looks.

        I really can’t stand listening to Kirstie Allie talk on the TV. I wouldn’t be able to stand it if she were hot as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. It is something about her voice or the way she talks. I am not sure. When she is on TV I turn it off.

      • CD, ok ill admit there was a shot of her not that long ago in red where i’d have… ugh… def done her,,, BUTT where’s the fun in *not* busting on her :)

      • Richard McBeef

        what have you done with the real cock dr? this bitch impersonator makes my penis soft.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Misty water-coloured poooontang.

  2. Grrr.. tricked me into seeing this with what I thought was a super trooper reference.

  3. Dude of Dudes

    In this picture her ass is the worlds largest blueberry. Who wants pie!? Ill give you 3 guesses and their name rhymes with Thirsty Sally.

  4. Jamie Cason-VanLuven

    Pleaseeeeeeeeee Kirsty Looks GORGEOUS… Come she is 60 Flippin yes old and looks FAN-FUCKIN_TASTIC!!! She has major balls for doing this…

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    Jamie Cason-VanLuven
    Commented on this photo:

    Pleaseeeeeeeeee Kirstie Looks GORGEOUS… Come on she is 60 Flippin years old and looks FAN-FUCKIN_TASTIC!!! She has major balls for doing this…

  6. Fester

    This is a carefully staged photo. Someone in the 8th row is pulling on the skin from the back of her neck.

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    Jamie Cason-VanLuven
    Commented on this photo:

    Pleaseeeeeeeeee Kirsty Looks GORGEOUS… Comeon she is 60 Flippin years old and looks FAN-FUCKIN_TASTIC!!! She has major balls for doing this… Did I say 60.??? She looks 40!!!

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    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna EAT YEEEEEEEAAAAA”

  9. RoboZombie

    Bitch stole my tent!!!

  10. Josh Douche-hamel

    Dang – Fergie’s put on weight….

  11. Ben Dover

    no amount of drugs will burn this image from my brain

  12. That is the ugliest effin dress I’ve ever seen in my life.

  13. cc

    A new Disney villain, Evil Queen Addy Pose, who sucks the fat out of youthful beauties to maintain her substantial BMI index.

  14. Let’s face it – she’s just a pointy hat and a magic wand away from being Merlin.

  15. Roughing with the enemy

    Thats not Garry Oldman’s wife as Dracule?

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    Commented on this photo:

    The transformation into a werewolf always starts with the hands.

  17. Lieutenant Saavik – reprise.

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    Tracey
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree, SHE looks great! That dress is hideous, where the hell would one wear that?

  19. Holy Battlefield Earth! Kirstie Alley is a Dalek. Get out of the Celebrity Center, Tom Cruise, it’s a trap!!!!!!!!

  20. WaltD

    Quick throw Ursala back in the ocean

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one big scary woman.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    If you click on “View Full Size” you can make out the bending of space/time around her gravity well. Amazing.
    Fantastic beadwork too.

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    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Find the Force you must! Inside you it is, Zang.”

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