Possibly motivated by a self-imposed dry spell after refusing to engage in “fat sex” (a.k.a. Every night of the week for this motherfucker. High five!), Kirstie Alley rapidly shed a dramatic 100 pounds presumably by using Scientology slave laborers to tunnel out all the cellulite so it can power an entire prison/pleasure yacht. Except she probably should’ve taken into account that the older you get, the less elasticity your skin has, so it’s practically a miracle people aren’t tripping and falling behind her. “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to carry your excess face in a cart. It’s for liability purposes, you understand.”
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Oh. My. LORD.
For a woman that is sixty years old, she’s in great shape, sporting long, healthy glowing hair, a body that tells you she takes care of herself and she can still bring a smile and laugh to everyone watching her movies.
Old age happens to everyone, let’s just hope we all look this good when we reach that age.
Randal
Most of the “hair,” Randal, is extensions. The pix FRIGHTENED me, OK ?
“…she can still bring a smile and laugh to everyone watching her movies.”
Last time she made a movie released in theaters: 1999.
She’s definitely ready to return to the “Star Trek” movie series…as an alien skin-shedding species.
Hey, I couldn’t get past “a body that tells you she takes care of herself ” without spraying coffee on the monitor.
Randal’s baaaaaaack. heh heh
@Randal That’s sarcasm, right? Jane Seymour or Catherine Hicks are the same age and look WAY better!
This is what the crypt keeper looked like in life. Tales live in the vault of horror.
You know that sound it makes when fat dogs shake the drool from their mouths?
That.
ahahahahahahah!
She must be over 65 and be collecting SS and Medical by now, and with out great lighting and makeup, what did you expect her to look like the girl from “Cheers.” Just look at the rest of the cast from that show, they all look alike zombies, too.
Nah, Ted Danson is babealicious.
Well good lord – she’s 60, whaddya want? If she had a face lift, people would be bitching about that. Pick your poison, people.
Agreed!!
Well said. Thank goodness someone isn’t following me around shopping…
Agreed
At least her wrinkled jacket matches her face.
i hate to bring up a family guy reference, but this picture reminds me of the episode when Peter had no bones.
Reminds me more of when Stewie and Brian were traveling through the multiverse to the world where people were dogs and dogs were people, and Meg was a bulldog.
Tom, didn’t you say something like a week ago about family guy references????
I said something about people who use Family Guy as their touchstone for all historical pop culture. (For example, “Shipoopi! That’s the song from Family Guy!”) That does not mean that I don’t enjoy the show myself. And referencing a humorous bit that the show itself created—Meg as bulldog, Peter as boneless blob—is perfectly acceptable.
Hard to believe there was a brief time in 1982 when I considered her very attractive and possibly even talented. That was my first clue that I was doing way too much coke.
Come on she’s like what 60? HOw does your grandma look? This is a normal face without a lift so lets give her some credit for not getting surgery yet.
I totally agree with you! Give the woman a big break–she’s taking steps to make herself healthier, and she’s sixty for crying out loud–when will Hollywood accept that people do age, and that doesn’t make them less attractive, less valuable or less relevant!
McGruff the Crime Dog says, “Take a bite out of crime!”
Sorry,but I’d still hit it. She has to be an absolute freak in bed.
Only if your dick looks like a Twinkie. Otherwise, forget it.
if you’d hit that, there’s no point in saying ‘i’d hit that’, because let’s face it, there’s nothing and no one you wouldn’t hit.
are you all forgetting she’s over 60? or are you so conditioned to plastic surgery face that you forget what getting older does to you?
My grandmother is 81 and doesn’t have saggy skin like that.
That face is the direct result of losing a lot of weight in a very short amount of time. Not knocking her for it, just saying, that is not the result of old age. 60 isn’t really that old anymore.
A former cocaine addiction does NOT help, either.
She’s 60. Give her a break man,
On the bright side she’s got plenty of room to store cheeseburgers for winter.
Hahahaha. Awesome.
For god’s sake people, a chimp tore off her original face. This one doesn’t look too bad for a transplant.
Bravo, sir.
I find her nails disturbing…
It’s cool, in six weeks she’ll be fat again and it will all fill out.
This is what Droopy’s girlfriend would look like.
“Going down?”
Is that Walter Mathau? Is she filming the new Grumpy Old Women movie?
You’re picking on her for aging? For losing weight? Lets hope you die young, fit and perfect or you’re in for a rude awakening.
I love how she is pretending to talk on the phone like she actually has friends. Just get the meals on wheels and stay @home you old greasy fat grandma, because nobody likes you.
She could still crush a small child with those thunder thighs.
As long as she doesn’t go on Oprah again to model her new “swimsuit body”.
At this point it’d be like slapping a bikini on a mound of porridge.
Sorry for that visual…
Usually, I think people should just age gracefully and not worry about it. However, this is when I might actually consider a mini-lift, if I were her.
But, good on her for losing the weight and making a commitment to her health!
I like her.
Leave her alone! When she was fat, you talked about her. Now that she’s thin, you’ve found another problem with her. Geez. Judge much?
shut it, fatty.
You’re an idiot. Im actually petite ( thus the screen name dumb dumb).
I guess since her boobs got smaller now she’ll have to offer the guys cheek jobs.
Should I have closed my eyes when they opened the arc of covenant?
shes 60 yrs old let her rip
wonder what droopiness her panocha exhibits?
The cooch has some extra folds , no doubt!
Imagine the tits! Uggghh
Old saggy ass ! You couldn’t even close your eyes and take her doggy style- it would be flapping all over the place
She looks terrible now but this is Hollywood; she’ll spend the next six to twelve months in plastic surgery then when healed she’ll be heavily photoshopped on the cover of Woman’s Day or People on how she excercised her way back to health and beauty.
Then she’ll tour the talk show circuit promoting her biography/self-help/scientology book.
Yes, but she still won’t ever, ever look like Sam from “Cheers”, she’ll look better, but like some mannequin.
Can’t fool mother nature.
I once saw Paris Hilton’s mother at a store, and at first I thought she was a store mannequin until she moved. It was very surreal and freaky.
I think she’s FAB.
Any notice that there’s a lot of flaky chicks out these days who are referring to themselves as ‘old souls’? What the fuck does that even mean? Anyway, if you say that, you are an idiot.
In any case, if Kirstie says it I think she’s probably spelling it ‘old sole’.
Looks like someone hung their Christmas stockings out early…on her face.
Well, it sure TOOK HER LONG ENOUGH to lose all that weight. She must have had some tummy bypass surgery along with her cult diet plan.
Hmmm, if I pull it all to one side, at least the other side will look good.
Come on, when is this trend of putting bags over your head gonna take off? We really really need it here, please…
Jesus. It looks like she had lfe-o-suction, not liposuction.
She now looks like the kind of girl that men want to check out, and then when she looks at them, the guy immediately looks away screaming.
“John, these pictures are going to end up on The Superficial and those fucking SP a-holes on there are going to tear me apart. I just know it.”
Geesh, you could take her face to the airport and use her face as a windsock.
So now we’re tearing down women that are 60 (almost 61) fucking years old. What the hell is she supposed to look like? Obviously she hasn’t gone the fake route with her face as in botox, fillers, face lifts etc. Fuck, give her a break.
Uh, are you totally lost or did you miss the point of this site’s name? People are snarking because she really does look shocking due to rapid weight loss, and especailly when you compare her to other 60+ year olds like Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren (who, AFAIK, haven’t had major work done).
I wouldn’t bet on it. They both look better than most untouched 60 year olds. You might want to check out a Cracker Barrel,
Bob Evans etc… sometime. Sure, some 60′s have great genes and don’t show their age or have stayed out of the sun but most look their age.
And you would know that Mirren and Streep haven’t had work done because you’re very close friends with them, right?
You look good……really you look good….LISTEN, JUST TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT and lets all act like you look good
Walking Dead series 3 is out already?
What an advertisement for Scientology.
Welcome to the Superficial. You’re all more than welcome to write your own celebrity blog extolling the virtues of celebs everywhere.
Except for Randal. You stay here.
great. now she can open a store for organic saggy skin inhibitors.
I am picturing a device made from organic saggy skin. Damn hippie catalogues.
“It’s a trap! I mean, hello, this is Kirstie.”
If she’s 60 or so, she’s really not that bad-looking for her age. Certainly the dramatic weight loss didn’t help matters, but at least she lost the lbs and is healthier. Whatever some may say, 60 is NOT the new 30 (puh-leaze! more like the old rich people are shelling out big bucks to pretend they age better than average).
SHE’S A KROGAN!! http://www.thefastertimes.com/tech/files/2011/04/the-krogan-from-mass-effect.jpg
Well for one thing, she’s healthier now, so that;s what counts. Also, for a woman her age I thiBWAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAA…oh, sorry, I tried. She’s a Shar Pei, people.