If I were a snaggletoothed lush in desperate need of a latte, I wouldn’t give a damn about the van full of crippled kids either. Damnit, Kirsten Dunst drives a Prius. That counts for something, right? She’s saving the environment! Who cares if she uses it to back over amputees?
Big ups to Kate for the tip.
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Nurse Kellie | December 23, 2005 at 11:46 pm
I was going to comment, but I think we all know what an idiot she is anyways. To have money and not fix those ugly teeth says it all.
sedation | December 24, 2005 at 12:26 am
Wow, superficial, I thought your seething hatred for Dr. SunkenTits would foster a more scathing writeup of this glaring faux pas. More snarking, please!
cat | December 24, 2005 at 12:32 am
What a stupid bitch. There is really nothing else that can be said…
shazzer | December 24, 2005 at 1:26 am
I don’t understand what’s wrong with this photo???
Maybe it’s just me BUT I thought she was mentally retarded?!? SO therefore, she isn’t doing anything wrong. Infact, she just confirmed that she really is, no need for us to question it any longer.
Perhaps next week there will be a photo of her drinking blood and it will confirm that she wasn’t just ‘acting’ in Interview with the Vampire, or at least I’m hoping so because otherwise I don’t know what would explain those teeth.
rivercmb | December 24, 2005 at 1:36 am
Good for her, take those fuc.kers down a notch.
drinkthebones | December 24, 2005 at 2:52 am
mental disabilities count, though, right? just this once?
hafaball | December 24, 2005 at 4:52 am
hey, I could fit a wheelchair in that space. Plus, what they don;t show is the jackass that was parked on the right of her. Just sticking up…not sure why, tired I guess.
Meh Toole | December 24, 2005 at 5:12 am
Kirsten Dunst is more important than cripples
Well, of course she is!
She’s a celebrity.
pizzaguy2000 | December 24, 2005 at 6:55 am
Even if she did park a little to the right, one of her wheels is right on the blue paint- that means she drove right over that poor wheelchairs guy’s foot! Talk about kicking someone while they’re down- jeez!
sadietolstoy | December 24, 2005 at 7:18 am
I always had the sense that Kirsten Dunst was a stupid bitch. Apparently my intuition was right on.
BEAM | December 24, 2005 at 8:37 am
The whole Prius insanity is the biggest scam going.
Seamus Begonia Smell | December 24, 2005 at 10:27 am
I dont get why everything thinks she’s so ugly. She doesnt look like a supermodel, but she’s definitely not ugly! She’s just an overrated actress! Make fun of someone who DOESN’T deserve to be lauded for anything, like lindsay lohan or hillary duff or any of those really boring celebrities I dont want to hear about anymore.
kixbooty | December 24, 2005 at 10:55 am
my god i hate kirsten dunst! could she be more of a skank? shes pug fugly!!!
Binky | December 24, 2005 at 12:29 pm
Looks like some handicapped guy wheeled by and spray-painted her licence plate while she was out for latte. Good on him/her !!!
nikki | December 24, 2005 at 12:37 pm
unfair, superficial, unfair. her wheels are a little to the left and therefore into the handicapped spot, i agree. but she did not occupy the entire space and she was clearly just running in for a coffee. which one of us has not done this at some point???
sedation | December 24, 2005 at 12:59 pm
I don’t believe that anyone should make blanket assumptions based on their own actions that other people are as unscrupulous too. Even when driving by myself, I would never make it impossible for a handicapped person to use their rightful spot. I can’t tell you how many times I have had to unload my brother’s wheelchair and oxygen tank (a ghastly process) and haul ass clear across the parking lot because some jackass was parked over the line “just running in” for something. Even if there is barely enough space to park a car if someone is parked that way, it is extremely fucking inconvenient to unload a wheelchair and a person.
Sheva | December 24, 2005 at 1:06 pm
I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. She saves gas and only thinks she’s mentally handicapped so that explains her parking decision.
Is there anything worse than an arrogant retard.
Nikk The Templar | December 24, 2005 at 2:18 pm
I hope Maggie Gyllenhaal beats her sabertoothed ass one of these days…
kate folsom | December 24, 2005 at 2:46 pm
She’s not just a bit over the line. She’s occupying at least 20% of the handicapped spot. Unacceptable.
MattyBones | December 24, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Let’s face it people, Kirsten is a beautiful woman. Though her teeth may not look as perfect as all of yours, I was reading on the Oral-B message board that she is a dedicated flosser, and has never had one single cavity! So, before you make fun of Kirsten, you should all examine your personal oral hygiene habits. Read the book…THEN judge the cover.
celeb_hater | December 24, 2005 at 4:03 pm
Kristin is not beautiful. Not in a classical sense and not in a slutty sense. She looks like a guy.
1776er | December 24, 2005 at 4:20 pm
This is another reason to beat unmercifully anyone stupid enough to waste their money on a hype-brid car.
Seriously, could celebrities be any more hypoctritical and group-thinkish? “Ooohh… let’s pretend to care about the earth by driving hype-brid cars and then fly around on private jets that use 1000 gallons of gas per hour.”
asenath7766 | December 24, 2005 at 7:34 pm
Kirsten Kunst is definitely more important than a handicapped person. Her and not to mention many non-celebrity jackasses in this town who do the same damned thing. I especially like the ones that park their SUVs in those spots.
nikki | December 24, 2005 at 10:53 pm
but she is not parked completely in the spot. sure she encroaches on it and i agree that this is insensitive. and after this exposure i’m sure that she will not be as careless in the future. but you guys, she did not park an SUV in a parking spot. the back left wheels of her car encroach on a spot. that too should not have happened but do let’s not exaggerate.
and no, i am no fan of Ms. Dunst. i just think that this mistake could have been made by anyone. it’s called bad parking. is there anyone here who can deny having parked badly at least once in their lives? anyone? i thought not.
Jewbacca | December 24, 2005 at 10:54 pm
THIS BITCH HAS THE BEST AGENT IN HOLLYWOOD. SHE IS AN UGLY, NO TALENT WHORE. HOW HAS SHE BEEN IN ALL THESE MOVIES??SHE MUST GIVE GOOD HEAD. I WOULDNT LET THOSE BUCK TEETH NEAR MY COCK. WHAT A SKANK.
EspressoMilitia | December 24, 2005 at 11:59 pm
eh, it’s semi-bad that she stopped for five minutes in the handicapped. Kinda medium sucky.
But the Superficial writing is really going downhill. Except for the title. I’d keep the title and chuck the rest of the writing.
mrschickee | December 25, 2005 at 12:03 am
I always get a chuckle out of what all of you guys write (even those of you who pick on me….no hard feelings) but what made me laugh out loud tonight was reading that the Oral B website has message boards…..and that somebody actually reads them.
lizzielou742 | December 25, 2005 at 12:28 am
Isn’t this a really old photo? I swear I saw this a long time ago…
Meh Toole | December 25, 2005 at 1:51 am
==>…but what made me laugh out loud tonight was reading that the Oral B website has message boards…..and that somebody actually reads them.
No shit. That is funny.
kenniem | December 25, 2005 at 9:37 am
I have to laugh at all of you defending her, can you please tell me how any handicapped person could pull into the spot?
Seriously go back and take a really good look at the photo, she is not on the line she is parked on the handicapped symbol which is painted in the middle of handicapped spots, so that means she is taking up at least 40% of the handicapped spot.
Now explain to me how if I pulled up with my mother who had a leg amputated and needs a wheelchair, how exactly I would have enough room to manage this feat?
I could care less that she is just running in. Her behavior is a reflection of her character…and seeing some of her movies it is clear that she has no idea what that word means…
derekd | December 25, 2005 at 10:48 am
LMAO@people that say, “she is barely over the line.” Seriously folks what car can you fit in the spot she has left? You can barely fit a gold cart in there much less a van or one of those boat sized cars that most handicap people drive. Still I don’t feel she should crucified for this blunder. She should be crucified for BEING UGLY!!!! Ha ha! just kidding.
The Cavalier | December 25, 2005 at 11:56 am
Isn’t this a scene from Elizabethtown?
Layne | December 26, 2005 at 11:27 am
You saw elizabethtown haha *points and laughs*
Lilmissy | December 26, 2005 at 3:50 pm
Correction, she’s parked NEXT to a Handycapped space, you need glasses!
Lilmissy | December 26, 2005 at 3:52 pm
Correction, she’s parked NEXT to a handy capped space!
little_miss_perfect | December 26, 2005 at 3:59 pm
Correction: Her tire is on the painted handicapped logo on the pavement, which means she is partially in the spot. Which is illegal.
And judging from the photo of her poor parking job and the fact that she’s partially in that spot, not totally in it, means she is most likely double parked. Which is also illegal.
Double ticket!
HollyJ | December 26, 2005 at 4:02 pm
Um…she’s all over that parking spot. We have LAWS for a reason, and there’s no excuse. This whole “Oh, I’m only running in for one second” thing is bullshit. It’s laziness and a complete disregard for the rules.
She obviously thinks she’s above the law by doing that. What a bitch! ACK
More importantly:
I’m been missing an Oral-B COMMENT SITE?! WHAT?! “that’s hot”
CelebGossipAficionado | December 26, 2005 at 5:04 pm
In a hurry for what? A dental appointment?
jka | December 26, 2005 at 6:50 pm
Big thank you to mrschickee and Meh Tool – I just glossed over the Oral-B thing without giving it any thought (hungover, I guess), but that is effing hilarious. Not only that Oral-B has message boards AND someone reads them, but the “dedicated flosser” comment? Genius.
I read on a message board on the Charmin website that she’s a thorough butt-wiper.
Jeremy1Esq | December 26, 2005 at 8:48 pm
I was the guy in the wheelchair she blew for that space. No longer do I wonder how she got in all those movies.
clacy569 | December 26, 2005 at 9:21 pm
I’m just curious…is it possible that’s not even her car and just maybe she’s simply chatting it up with a handicapp person? ;)
APINK | December 28, 2005 at 1:23 pm
Come on, she’s obviously above the law, she’s a “celebrity”. She can park anywhere she wants. LOL Dumb bitch!
mk | September 17, 2006 at 6:00 pm
why would you assume that just because she is a beautiful celebrity she thinks she is above the law? how many of us have parked in (or, more correctly, half in) a handicapped spot while running in to grab something? we dont all think we are above the law. why should she have to suffer just because her job makes it so she is under intense public scrutiny at all times? get a life and stop bagging on those who cant defend themselves. i dont think she has time to read “superficial” blogs and give her side of the story. my pet peeve is people who judge other people they dont know.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 18, 2006 at 9:53 am
guh