Posted by Photo Boy
Kirsten Dunst recently did an interview for ELLE where she not only refers to her teeth as fangs, but also points out that she’s got a huge rack in case you forgot about that time your web-shooter fired into your shorts when her jugs got rained on in that movie. What was that called again? via The Fab Life:
She’s even embraced her imperfections, including ones we’re pretty sure don’t exist. “I love my snaggle fangs,” she says. “They give me character and character is sexy.”
“Character” is undoubtedly some sort of code word used here to avert attention away from the fact that her reflection wasn’t appearing in any windows or mirrors during the interview. She goes on to add:
And, of course, here’s your boob helpful boob reminder. “Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”
At the risk of beating this joke into a dead horse (which Kirsten would probably feed off of for days), I added the above photo set of her running around Manhattan in broad daylight which only indicates only one thing. She’s murdered a fairy. Ok, guilty! I admit to watching True Blood but only because I know that they’re going to show Eric’s penis this year, otherwise I’ve wasted a ton of stamps and “From the Desk of a Fang-Banger” stationary.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
your a big boob
They’re not so big.
Man, I just saw her movie Melancholia and I am now a fan of KD….at least of her boobs! The scene where she’s laid out in the moonlight is HOT!
Nice nipples. ;)
Ta 4 the heads up…checked em out on cma…nice
Big boobs are overrated. Here today, down there tomorrow.
^ today ______ \/ tomorrow
Boobs beat out snaggle fangs every time with me. I would totally smash that
You’re starting out pretty weak here with your first 2 posts, Photo Boy….
Unless you’re trying to get the shitty romantic comedy stars out of the way so we can have a gratuitous helping of awesome T&A for the afternoon?
Let’s cut him some slack. I get the impression this fell in his lap just a few hours ago.
I’m actually preferring Photo Boy today… less angsty than the old Fish has been lately.
So how bad can it be to get a blow job from her?
I guess if she puts it in her cheek it will cut you
It’s like rubbing your junk against a cheese grater.
i love Kirsten Dunst’s teeth. you go, girl.
Do people still say “you go girl”???
and what do you say? nothing. #stfu
she forgot to mention nice ass.
B does not stand for big.
I wouldn’t say they’re BIG, but a nice rack nonetheless!
Love me some Kiki!
Fish, you are so gay for Alexander skaarsgard it’s ridiculous
No more Skarsdale please
Don’t listen to these fools. Keep the ASkars love comin’!
She is 29 but she looks 55
What the hell?
Butterface, but I would make a map of hawaii on those tits
Big boobs ? Let me get my magnifying glasses , I’m missing something here
Thin lips , no waist indentation , Pale color , the trifecta of sexual attractiveness
We’re talking about boobs? Just boobs? Behavior is not in the equation? Which seems to affect your attractiveness. “No too pale color”? “No fangs”? Yeah! They are pretty big.
Stationery, love. With an “e.”
Nice tits, shaped nice but not big by any measure.
I would splash some color into Ms. Dunst, kinda like that movie Pleasantville.
I have to see that movie still, must be well old by now! And what boobs? No point telling everyone about them just show them.
Big boobs? She must cover up a lot.
she lend the taste of fashion from her grand-grand-granmother, folks?
Dear SnaggleTooth.
I have bionic eyes when it comes to tits. Even with Xray vision turned on I cant see shit there.
You are a world class hider. Props.
Sure she hasn’t aged that well…
but her Maxim spread was pretty hot years ago…
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/2008/06/12/kirsten-dunst-maxim-magazine-photoshoot/
She does have nice boobs but she doesn’t always dress to show them. This from her Maxim shoot also…
http://img184.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=74072_Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_Magazine_Photoshoot_998_122_2lo.jpg
eh i love her fangs, her boobs, her ass, her smile.. gimme a set of earplugs and i’ll listen to her voice all day too :))
She said the same things 6 years ago….
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kirsten_dunst_likes_being_ugly-10-2005
she looks fabulous!!! loved her in eternal sunshine
whoever does this site has no taste!
I’m guessing a B cup , maybe a C cup . That is not big in the contiguous 48 states , but it may qualify as big in Alaska , where men outnumber women 3 to 1
She definitely has large breasts. When Spider-Man 2 was filming, I was walking down spring street, and I just see this pair of beautiful large breasts in a tight white t-shirt coming towards me. It wasn’t until she was within two feet of me that I realized it was Kirsten Dunst. COuldn’t care less about the teeth. Didn’t see ‘em.
You just contradicted yourself. Sure they looked big if she was wearing a tight t-shirt. Small B cups look big in a tight shirt. Kirsten’s are not big. Go watch her nude shower scene in that movie she was just in.
She has breasts. I would not consider them large. Nice, but not large.
Umm no, B-C cups aren’t big boobs. Sorry Kirsten. And your snaggle tooth is hideous
Stationery, love. With an “e.”
She looks even worse in clubmasters than most people.
On what planet does Kirsten Dunst have big boobs? She’s average sized at best, and sags like a woman twice her age.
I’d hit that … yes I’m that weird
Not looking big…
http://stardietsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kirsten-dunst-fndjk.jpg
(from ’08, so they may be re-inflated by now.)
Yea, big boobs pretty much announce their presence no matter what you wear. Baggy sweatshirts and t-shirts are no exceptions. They just tent out and look like shit, forcing you to wear tighter fare and then be leered at or scowled out by men and women respectively. It’s a precious gift, the big breasts…
She has big boobs? She must be a C or something that is considered a fair size for thin girls, but I’ve never noticed. I don’t remember them being terribly large in Virgin Suicides, where she was in a bikini a little… I guess if I have the misfortune of seeing her in a movie in the near future I will check.
This is ugly look so change it .
HCG Activator
She is not remotely attractive.
Girl’s got no fangs. You wanna see fangs? Avril Lavigne’s got the cutest little fangs.
Good boobage here – definitely packin’ the goods. Apparently she’s been keeping them hidden: when you think “nice tits” you don’t ordinarily think “Kirsten Dunst”, but I guess we should.
To comment from KJ
You say that bc you prolly have no boobs.
or if you’re a dude…are very gay.
Well I’ll be damned. I had to Google her pics to check out her boobs (I was always too busy trying to find a wooden stake whenever I saw her) to see if she was telling the truth. She’s got a nice rack and as long as she isn’t smiling it’s pleasant to gaze upon.
Her snaggle teeth do not give her character–they make her look like a meth addict whose mouth is rotting. Like she doesn’t care how she looks.
If she wants to keep working, she should get her whole mouth fixed.
Not with blinding white veneers, but just a normal appearance.
she always wears dresses like she’s an amish wannabee….
Wait, let’s talk more about Eric’s peen! I haven’t heard about that! My excitement for tomorrows episode just sky rocketed!
“Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”
Well, people started to realize it since she played on Spiderman…I think it’s not only me who wait her to show them. lol