Kirsten Dunst Talks Snaggle Fangs and Big Boobs, Remains Silent on Bloodlust and Immortality

Photo Boy / August 19, 2011

Posted by Photo Boy

Kirsten Dunst recently did an interview for ELLE where she not only refers to her teeth as fangs, but also points out that she’s got a huge rack in case you forgot about that time your web-shooter fired into your shorts when her jugs got rained on in that movie. What was that called again? via The Fab Life:

She’s even embraced her imperfections, including ones we’re pretty sure don’t exist. “I love my snaggle fangs,” she says. “They give me character and character is sexy.”

“Character” is undoubtedly some sort of code word used here to avert attention away from the fact that her reflection wasn’t appearing in any windows or mirrors during the interview. She goes on to add:

And, of course, here’s your boob helpful boob reminder. “Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”

At the risk of beating this joke into a dead horse (which Kirsten would probably feed off of for days), I added the above photo set of her running around Manhattan in broad daylight which only indicates only one thing. She’s murdered a fairy. Ok, guilty! I admit to watching True Blood but only because I know that they’re going to show Eric’s penis this year, otherwise I’ve wasted a ton of stamps and “From the Desk of a Fang-Banger” stationary.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News