Kirsten Dunst Talks Snaggle Fangs and Big Boobs, Remains Silent on Bloodlust and Immortality

August 19th, 2011 // 62 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Kirsten Dunst recently did an interview for ELLE where she not only refers to her teeth as fangs, but also points out that she’s got a huge rack in case you forgot about that time your web-shooter fired into your shorts when her jugs got rained on in that movie. What was that called again? via The Fab Life:

She’s even embraced her imperfections, including ones we’re pretty sure don’t exist. “I love my snaggle fangs,” she says. “They give me character and character is sexy.”

“Character” is undoubtedly some sort of code word used here to avert attention away from the fact that her reflection wasn’t appearing in any windows or mirrors during the interview. She goes on to add:

And, of course, here’s your boob helpful boob reminder. “Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”

At the risk of beating this joke into a dead horse (which Kirsten would probably feed off of for days), I added the above photo set of her running around Manhattan in broad daylight which only indicates only one thing. She’s murdered a fairy. Ok, guilty! I admit to watching True Blood but only because I know that they’re going to show Eric’s penis this year, otherwise I’ve wasted a ton of stamps and “From the Desk of a Fang-Banger” stationary.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News

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  1. jlover

    your a big boob

  2. chev70

    They’re not so big.

    • IKE

      Man, I just saw her movie Melancholia and I am now a fan of KD….at least of her boobs! The scene where she’s laid out in the moonlight is HOT!
      Nice nipples. ;)

  3. kj

    Big boobs are overrated. Here today, down there tomorrow.

  4. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs beat out snaggle fangs every time with me. I would totally smash that

  5. Deacon Jones

    You’re starting out pretty weak here with your first 2 posts, Photo Boy….

    Unless you’re trying to get the shitty romantic comedy stars out of the way so we can have a gratuitous helping of awesome T&A for the afternoon?

  6. So how bad can it be to get a blow job from her?

  7. Nikki

    i love Kirsten Dunst’s teeth. you go, girl.

  8. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    she forgot to mention nice ass.

  9. stratacat

    B does not stand for big.

  10. I wouldn’t say they’re BIG, but a nice rack nonetheless!
    Love me some Kiki!

  11. Mr_Krinkle

    Fish, you are so gay for Alexander skaarsgard it’s ridiculous

  12. Snake142

    She is 29 but she looks 55

    What the hell?

  13. Grand Dragon

    Butterface, but I would make a map of hawaii on those tits

  14. Larry Mondello

    Big boobs ? Let me get my magnifying glasses , I’m missing something here

  15. Lance Longfellow

    Thin lips , no waist indentation , Pale color , the trifecta of sexual attractiveness

  16. Rough, license to ill

    We’re talking about boobs? Just boobs? Behavior is not in the equation? Which seems to affect your attractiveness. “No too pale color”? “No fangs”? Yeah! They are pretty big.

  17. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    Saturday
    Commented on this photo:

    Stationery, love. With an “e.”

  18. SIN

    Nice tits, shaped nice but not big by any measure.

  19. I would splash some color into Ms. Dunst, kinda like that movie Pleasantville.

    • Boobilcious

      I have to see that movie still, must be well old by now! And what boobs? No point telling everyone about them just show them.

  20. Big boobs? She must cover up a lot.

  21. forrest gump

    she lend the taste of fashion from her grand-grand-granmother, folks?

  22. Buddy the Elf

    Dear SnaggleTooth.

    I have bionic eyes when it comes to tits. Even with Xray vision turned on I cant see shit there.

    You are a world class hider. Props.

  23. DogBoy

    Sure she hasn’t aged that well…
    but her Maxim spread was pretty hot years ago…
    http://www.hotcelebshome.com/2008/06/12/kirsten-dunst-maxim-magazine-photoshoot/

  24. BigOkie

    She does have nice boobs but she doesn’t always dress to show them. This from her Maxim shoot also…

    http://img184.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=74072_Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_Magazine_Photoshoot_998_122_2lo.jpg

  25. eh i love her fangs, her boobs, her ass, her smile.. gimme a set of earplugs and i’ll listen to her voice all day too :))

  26. Trachtenburger
  27. Doc Schweinstrudel

    she looks fabulous!!! loved her in eternal sunshine

  28. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    whoever does this site has no taste!

  29. Perry King

    I’m guessing a B cup , maybe a C cup . That is not big in the contiguous 48 states , but it may qualify as big in Alaska , where men outnumber women 3 to 1

  30. Kurt C.

    She definitely has large breasts. When Spider-Man 2 was filming, I was walking down spring street, and I just see this pair of beautiful large breasts in a tight white t-shirt coming towards me. It wasn’t until she was within two feet of me that I realized it was Kirsten Dunst. COuldn’t care less about the teeth. Didn’t see ‘em.

    • Danklin

      You just contradicted yourself. Sure they looked big if she was wearing a tight t-shirt. Small B cups look big in a tight shirt. Kirsten’s are not big. Go watch her nude shower scene in that movie she was just in.

  31. JP

    She has breasts. I would not consider them large. Nice, but not large.

  32. Danklin

    Umm no, B-C cups aren’t big boobs. Sorry Kirsten. And your snaggle tooth is hideous

  33. Saturday

    Stationery, love. With an “e.”

  34. She looks even worse in clubmasters than most people.

  35. On what planet does Kirsten Dunst have big boobs? She’s average sized at best, and sags like a woman twice her age.

  36. Arzach

    I’d hit that … yes I’m that weird

  37. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    zyg
    Commented on this photo:

    Not looking big…

    http://stardietsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kirsten-dunst-fndjk.jpg

    (from ’08, so they may be re-inflated by now.)

  38. MrsPlant

    Yea, big boobs pretty much announce their presence no matter what you wear. Baggy sweatshirts and t-shirts are no exceptions. They just tent out and look like shit, forcing you to wear tighter fare and then be leered at or scowled out by men and women respectively. It’s a precious gift, the big breasts…

  39. Brooke

    She has big boobs? She must be a C or something that is considered a fair size for thin girls, but I’ve never noticed. I don’t remember them being terribly large in Virgin Suicides, where she was in a bikini a little… I guess if I have the misfortune of seeing her in a movie in the near future I will check.

  40. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    This is ugly look so change it .
    HCG Activator

  41. dontkillthemessenger

    She is not remotely attractive.

  42. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl’s got no fangs. You wanna see fangs? Avril Lavigne’s got the cutest little fangs.

  43. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Good boobage here – definitely packin’ the goods. Apparently she’s been keeping them hidden: when you think “nice tits” you don’t ordinarily think “Kirsten Dunst”, but I guess we should.

  44. big boobs will be never overrated, but you are

    To comment from KJ
    You say that bc you prolly have no boobs.
    or if you’re a dude…are very gay.

  45. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Big Boobs Elle
    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I’ll be damned. I had to Google her pics to check out her boobs (I was always too busy trying to find a wooden stake whenever I saw her) to see if she was telling the truth. She’s got a nice rack and as long as she isn’t smiling it’s pleasant to gaze upon.

  46. Anony

    Her snaggle teeth do not give her character–they make her look like a meth addict whose mouth is rotting. Like she doesn’t care how she looks.
    If she wants to keep working, she should get her whole mouth fixed.
    Not with blinding white veneers, but just a normal appearance.

  47. MammaMia

    she always wears dresses like she’s an amish wannabee….

  48. linsey

    Wait, let’s talk more about Eric’s peen! I haven’t heard about that! My excitement for tomorrows episode just sky rocketed!

  49. Timothy

    “Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”

    Well, people started to realize it since she played on Spiderman…I think it’s not only me who wait her to show them. lol

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