Kirsten Dunst is a Stunning Creature and Other News

April 7th, 2011 // 37 Comments

- Gwen Stefani sounds cranky about something. [Huffington Post]

- So does Bill Cosby. And this time its not about “that damn rap music.” [Dlisted]

- Disney is going to love this. [Popeater]

- Ryan Gosling‘s abs and Steve Carrell are in an unfunny version of The 40 Year-Old Virgin. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui covers up in an attempt to avoid looking increasingly like JWoww. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Jennifer Love Hewitt still looks pregnant even when she’s not wearing curtains. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Ryan Seacrest makes over $55 million per year. [Fox 411]

- Dork Boners commence in 3..2..1… [theCHIVE]

- The Chinese are still a step behind us when it comes to 3-D Porn. Let’s win this one for the Gipper! [FilmDrunk]

- Chris Rock might want to take a look at this. [BuzzFeed]

- Sarah Silverman + Unicorn Sex + Aerosmith = A Juicy Fruit Commercial? [Heavy]

- Jennifer Garner‘s children are cared for by drunk college kids. [Popsugar]

- Janet Jackson will make history in Paris. [Bossip]

- The 20 Craziest Fan Fights [Bleacher Report]

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  1. How did she go straight from “young hot body, ok face” directly to “old, busted and gross” without any transition? She’s so homely it’s making my brain unable to even make out what her Tshirt says.

    • Me(lissa)

      Sheez. There are a lot of stunted, gorilla-like “people” commenting around here. Not that that’s surprising on this site, but it’s repugnant, wherever. Your comments are pointlessly vicious, juvenile, insanely shallow and small-minded.

      I think you all need to post your photos and let the rest of us “admire” you. I have a feeling the majority of you make Kirsten look like a goddess by comparison. I find it “interesting” that so many homely men have such definite ideas about how women should look. How about consulting a mirror, yourself.

      Kirsten is cute. The glasses are weirdifying, and her clothes are unflattering…but she just looks like a normal, cute woman.

      • minx

        what? you thought he was harsh? he said she used to have a “young hot body, ok face,” which is incredibly generous in my opinion.

        what i don’t get is how people like you get personally offended by someone insulting a celebrity’s looks. did someone tell you that you look like her or something? you’re on a website called “the superficial” and this is exactly why people come here – to judge celebrities who chose to be in the spotlight, thus making it fair game for the public to discuss and judge them.

        and stop with the “show us your face or else you’re ugly” argument. it’s played out and a gross generalization.

  2. dpbefun

    You got the “creature” part right.

  3. lmao @46% mississippi republicans wanting to ban interracial marriage. ultimately it’s cos they fear dominant (dark) genes. but then they’re ALL about fear it turns out

    • p.s. i’d do kiki dunst. might even bite her on the neck for good measure

    • No matter what your political bent, anyone should be ashamed to repeat this bullshit poll. It was an ONLINE poll at a liberal leaning website, it seems more than a little likely that people might say “sure, I’m a republican…wink, wink…let me fill in all kinds of moronic responses”

      Politics aside, a little skepticism goes a long ways.

      • McFeely, how do you suppose people’s brains were scanned ONLINE? It was University College London who conducted the experiment, in person :) And fwiw you could introduce the “wink, wink” factor in any poll. But this wasn’t a poll, it was a questionnaire followed by brain scan.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Dude,here’s a little American history lesson for you. Today’s Republicans are in part descended from the Whigs of the 1800′s which in turn were formed to stand against Andrew Jackson and his Democratic Party. They also chose their name in honor of the Whigs, which were the driving force behind the American Revolution. Any time an English institution attacks a party which is directly related in anyway to the people who wanted to free themselves from British rule….it just plays out as sour grapes, not anything factual…..Now…political rhetoric and commentary aside,,,WTF happened to KiKi? She looks like Lindsay Lohan after a three month binge!

      • Mike Walker

        Watching those white lefty dipshits wade into the Cleveland race riots of 2001 and get they’re asses kicked makes me think that liberals aren’t capable of reading people or discerning dangerous situations. The differences between liberals and consevatives are a little more complex than being “fearful” or not. Both groups are fearful of different types of things, for better and for worse.

      • CC you sure can recite the popular version of history. Here’s a lesson back–the American revolution was about CURRENCY. The British decided to ban American bank notes, as the colonies were becoming too independent from the old world. The ban caused immediate and immense hardship on the colonies. World dominance more than anything is about the control of money. Almost ALL wars are over money. Not oil, not WMD’s, but currency.

        The American Civil war was not about slavery. It was about currency. Abe Lincoln, a Republican, wanted to undermine the south’s currencies (like the “dixie”) by implementing a federal dollar.

        I’d elaborate but this isn’t the place. But do y our own research. Discovery is a lot of fun. That saying about following the money, you’ve no idea how true it is…

      • Misanthrope

        Critical Crassness,
        Yeah, not so sure about your idea that the study is an attack on American Republicans by an English institution with an axe to grind. It may shock you to learn that there are conservatives and liberals in the UK too, which would be the people that this UK study was based on. (Where do you think the name ‘Whig’ came from originally?) It’s laughable to suggest that Britain holds a grudge over losing America as a colony in this day and age.

        So, nothing to do with the US Republican party at all then. I think you definitely should, as you suggest, leave political rhetoric and commentary aside.

    • CC

      African American Please !

      • Dude, you’re confusing two different studies…the brain scan thing was done by University College in London, the “ban interracial marriage” poll was done by Public Policy Polling website. The two are unrelated.

      • @McF–oops, musta been my turn again to misread a post.. yes that marriage poll was laughable, other that is than the subject itself

  4. Aww Man...

    I looked JUST like Jennifer Love Hewitt when I took the kids to school this morning. I’m going to go kill myself now.

  5. mnsuperbee

    Don’t feed it after midnight

  6. Cardinal Fang

    I wish I could remember my password so I can go back to my red name. The password reminder link asks for a password. lol

    Anyway. Kirsten Dunst with a little makeup and some sunshine would be just fine; But only if I’m hanging upside down kissing her in the cold rain.

  7. Ummmmm…. Yeah, the picture kinda says it all.

  8. Drew

    That has to be the single worst Chive girl gallery I’ve ever seen. Typically they deliver, but a big swing and a miss on that one.

    Show ‘em up, Fish. Titties, stat.

  9. I don’t know what a ‘Surthrival’ is, but looking at it makes me want to kill it with fire.

    • it’s her face creating an optical distortion vortext…her shirt actually reads “University of Montana”, but her ugly is making an optical illusion.

      Cover her face and look again…try it.

  10. LaRue

    I just watched “The Virgin Suicides,” Kirsten was so hot back then. How things change.

  11. Dankin

    Thank God she’s got nice tits

  12. Pippy Longcockings

    The bug eye sunglasses look like shit!

  13. me

    I’m so sick to my stomach of all the people that excuse Barack Obama because three years with him is better than eight years of Bush.

    So, this is my understanding: Bush made Obama pass two failed economic stimulus packages that gave billions to banks???? Bush is somehow holding Obama back from repealing NAFTA?


  14. Nate

    She needs to get those teeth cap.

  15. First Britney, and now Kirsten? What is it with women wearing bras now?

  16. CC

    I bet the American voters don’t renege in 2012 !

  17. Kirsten Dunst
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like an older version of “Granny” from the Beverly Hillbillies.

  18. Mark B

    Looks like Corky. I had no idea there was such a thing as adult onset downs syndrome.

  19. the captain


  20. Grimmer

    She should be cast in a movie about Janis Joplin.

  21. alisa

    she just got done working out. is she supposed to have applied a full face of make up before being seen in public? you’re idiots

  22. HugePENIS

    I’d fuck you for that response alone. Great job.

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