Kirsten Dunst Requests You Fornicate Yourself Away

Probably because filthy rabble keep trying to get into elevators with her “big boobs,” here’s Kirsten Dunst wearing a “Fuck Off” necklace to the Hollywood premiere of The Bachelorette. Then again, as a snaggle-less toother, it is not my place to question the ways of the snaggled for as it has been since time began. May the snag of Klick Klock Snag Goo Lock, “Kristen” to us, snaggle true.

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