Kirsten Dunst Requests You Fornicate Yourself Away

August 24th, 2012 // 33 Comments
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Probably because filthy rabble keep trying to get into elevators with her “big boobs,” here’s Kirsten Dunst wearing a “Fuck Off” necklace to the Hollywood premiere of The Bachelorette. Then again, as a snaggle-less toother, it is not my place to question the ways of the snaggled for as it has been since time began. May the snag of Klick Klock Snag Goo Lock, “Kristen” to us, snaggle true.

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    InoMorthnu
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    The greatest thing about a new Spider-Man franchise is that I thought I’d never have to see this hideous cunt ever again. Once again, life has left me disappointed.

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    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    so how bad can it be to get a blow job from her?

    • Video Bastard

      Imagine a zombie rabid wolverine tearing pixie fairies apart while a baby seal slits his wrists screaming “I never meant it to happen”. – and that’s just her unzipping your pants.

  3. You know, I bet John Bobbitt is asking himself the exact same thing. He isn’t very smart, either.

  4. Kirsten Dunst Fuck You Necklace Bachelorette Premiere
    Buddy The Elf
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    What happened to my teeth?
    Read between the lines.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Auditioning for a surfer movie.

  6. ron jeremy

    that is one scary 3some

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    YAAR
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    Cum on me, bro.

  8. tlmck

    If she was actually hot, she could get away with wearing such a necklace.

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    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Oh, Kirsten! what big teeth you have?

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    Mr. Poop The 2nd
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    no one would want to ‘fuck on’ this bitch, so appropriate necklace

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    Uncle Jemima
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    Snaggletooth gang symbol?

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    DeucePickle
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    Did I just stumble on to GiantJuggs.com or something ?

  13. Ruby

    What a classy and mature woman she is.

  14. Kirsten Dunst Fuck You Necklace Bachelorette Premiere
    O'chunt
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    Pinky in the stinky, perhaps?

  15. Kirsten Dunst Fuck You Necklace Bachelorette Premiere
    Jarrod
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    On the left, skinny Kat Dennings everyone.

  16. Kirsten Dunst Fuck You Necklace Bachelorette Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Practicing for The Expendablettes?

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    Kojak
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    Lizzy: “Do you swallow?”
    Kirsten: “Uhum…”

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    Kojak
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    Isla Fisher is using one-foot heels in this photo…

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    Drundel
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    Lizzy has been doing too much V.

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    Jack London's sober moment
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    ye gods, looks like a turkeys neck. look at all that stippling.

  21. I’m soo tired of this fucking fugly mess. If not for the fucking Spider-man movies this troll would be making a living asking questions of people who wanted to cross a bridge.

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    Nice collection of beautiful women. Lizzy’s hairsyle doesn’t suit her face at all. She should keep her hair long.

  23. Kirsten Dunst Fuck You Necklace Bachelorette Premiere
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    Kristen just ripped the foulest fart Lizzy’s ever smelled.

  24. Kirsten Dunst Fuck You Necklace Bachelorette Premiere
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    Right back at ya, sugartits.

  25. Melvin

    She seems bitchy but her tits still make my mouth water. I’d suck on her tits and play with her vag and anus.

  26. Snaggletooth or not, when i was a kid, I rubbed one out to her in that one movie where she played some rich chick hooking it up with a mexican dude. She has some nice tittays.

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    Kitty
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    she’s got a spot on her dress……….

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s indicating that when a fist is all the way in her vagina, that’s the shape that hits her g-spot.

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