Kim & Kourtney Kardashian pose with Kristin Cavallari in something called a ‘bikini’

November 15th, 2008 // 144 Comments

In order:
1 – 2. Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. (Tied.)
3. Hermit crab.
4. Beach chair.
5. Jellyfish.
6. Poseidon, God of the Sea.
7. Plankton.
8. Sand shark.
9. Jimmy Buffet.
10. Kim Kardashian.

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  1. e-rock

    @#85-jstan- your right, nothing is going to convince me they are real because I KNOW THEY ARE FAKE. I have fake ones myself, and can spot them a million miles away. People are dillisional if they think hers are real. Its not the friggin straps, believe me. And I actually have a bangin body, Im a model myself, a swimsuit model, so bite my ass while your at it. If you want a pic, I will prove it, just post again….
    KIM, THEY ARE FAKE FAKE FAKE, just like her personality. Nose job too. ;0)

  2. e-rock

    Oh, and she had lipo too, you can see the scar on her lower ahem “abs” in pic #11

  3. Frito Bandito

    Kim Kardashian is a sleazy, disgusting slut completely devoid of any talent. Her huge flapjack ass (which she must keep covered) most closely resembles the ass of….well, an ass. That’s right, a jackasses ass. All hairy, nasty, filthy, stinkingwith flies swarming and maggots in numerous stages of life. Her sisters are equally disgusting, one larger with more flapjack rolls, the other a bit smaller with smaller flbs of flapjack rolls.

    I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole!

  4. Kelly

    Kristin Cav looks smokin hot in her Salt bandeau bikini!!

  5. jstan

    e-rock- why didn’t you say you were a swimsuit model? biting your ass doesn’t so bad now… but i still think her tits are real.

  6. Parker #19: Butt fucking Kim is easy breezy if you have the right sized member. YOU obviously would have to worry about getting your gerbil dick caught up and tanked, because you are inadequate. Stick to pancaked ass Kristin C, or an Asian broad who could appreciate a dick the length and girth of their ring finger. Ah, shucks, I take that back, they are actually in the market for real man meat too! Looks like all that lube and engine oil will be for you and your handy-hand to have a good time with alone – as usual. And good luck in selling your story to Swarmy Ass-Crack Magazine.

  7. Tim

    #8 she has more color to her skin than the average caucasian so it’s ok to consider her a woman of color. Just like many other races will never comprehend a lightskinned black person.

  8. hmm

    Kim is pretty and has a personality of a soapdish

    #61, get bent

  9. Riley

    #61 im assuming your just commenting to the FLAT CHESTED, NO ASSED WHITE WOMEN right? yes? Good, thats completely fine, since there are also FLAT CHESTED, NO ASSED BLACK WOMEN as well. Grow some balls and start a real argument. BMI is important information for health, so im assuming your telling us black/hispanic/indians dont care about health? No wonder you even use CAPS, the bigger letters, you really are that fat arent ya?

    Kim Kardashian is white. Caucasian. A white girl. Armenian’s are Indo-Europeans. Armenia borders the Caucasus Mountains. Just because she has a darker skin color does not make her black, hispanic, indian…whatever.

    That being said, I notice in many posts of Kim that theres not much mentioning of the attractiveness of her face. Her body is amazing but i think her face looks completely normal.

  10. AJ

    The wrap around Kim’s hips is a great way to make her huge hips on her short body less noticeable. The bikini top is not good because you can really see the outline of Kim’s breast implants. Other than that, Kim is cute for a short fat female.

  11. Sandy

    kim is naturally white, she just tans like hell. same with her sisters. they are all chloe’s color. not that it even friggin matters. also, she has a great body. stop hating. and she has that sexy, exotic look that is currently the beauty ideal and may, in fact, continue to be. you guys are just jealous! and she will always have money because i’m sure she invested it wisely and she has a business in addition to working as a hollywood stylist. ok, perhaps she is a bit vain, but that doesn’t mean you can take away from the fact that she is beautiful and successful. ’nuff said.

    i’m a girl, btw, and i think us girls have to stop yanking each other down and start to be more supportive of each other the way guys are. eh, who am i kidding, women will always be b-tches, unfortunately.

  12. Wiser

    When I was happily married I let myself go and got fat like Kim. I would wear loose skirts to hide my big hips and big butt when I did not feel like wearing a girdle because I am short too. My friends would tell me I am shapely and curvy and try to make me feel good about myself but deep down inside I knew I got fat. My husband hated it and would always bug me to lose weight. It became a power game between my husband and me. My husband ended up cheating on me with the CEO of his company. My husband is the CFO. The CEO was one of those petite fit active females that loved hiking and biking and tennis. This was the wake up call I needed. I forgave my husband and he has been very supportive and attended many Weight Watchers meetings with me. We both work out at the same gym and take walks every night. I now weigh 120 pounds and it looks great on my 5′ 3″ body.

  13. Chip

    I’m not into short fat chicks but Kim is cute and there are guys out there that like short fat chicks. I just hope Kim does not get any fatter because big hips on short chicks is not sexy.

  14. Jeff

    Kim proves that you can be short and fat and guys with a fetish for short fat chicks think she is sexy. Kim’s big hips belong on a female 4 or more inches taller than Kim. Big hips on Kim make her look short and dumpy. My wife is the same height as Kim and she is not fat like Kim.

  15. Norm

    #109

    Her body is amazing if you have a short fat chick (huge hips on a short chick and big saggy butt) fetish lol!

  16. Travis

    The first pic you can see the outline of Kim’s breast implants and it is a good thing she wears a cover up to minimize her big hips and it also covers her big fat loose ass. Poor worthless no talent porn star celebrity. What is Kim going to do when her big hips get bigger? Kim already got lipo suction on her hips and it now it makes her big loose ass look even stranger!

  17. Linda

    #116

    You are so right. Kim’s breast implants are very obvious because I can see the entire round outlines of her breast implants. It is amazing how a sarong worn around the hips can minimize big hips and especially on a short person like Kim.

  18. Buyers Remorse 09'

    The white chick looks good, who are the two tacos?

  19. Racer X

    What happened to Kim, she’s all skinny now.

    /FAIL

  20. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian is ludicrous hot, and what makes things even better is they both need to hide their caboose because they are a little too big; too hot!

  21. gee bee

    I don’t know who any of these ladies are (see, I have a LIFE), but I clicked on this this to see pix of the girl on the left in pic #1, the hot one with the brightly colored thing around her hips, but instead there’s just pix of that skeletal girl with the fake boobs. What’s weird is the people who are calling them all FAT. Have any of you ever seen a real woman?

  22. Judy

    I am fat and short like Kim and I wear a sarong around my hips too to make my hips look smaller and to cover my big butt. And I always take pics standing up too so my stomach flab does not show. And Kim has the same stomach flab I have, but I have real breasts unlike Kim’s breast implants.

  23. You all know Kim’s body looks amazing and you would kill to look like her! She should NOT cover her curves though! She should always be proud of what her mama gave her and so should you!

  24. Ron

    I think Kim is an inspiration to all short females with big hips and a big butt that some people find it sexy. The bottom line is Kim overeats to maintain her big bottom half and her obvious breast implants are to minimize her pear shaped body. I am not impressed by someone who basically overeats, but I am impressed with the short or tall female that eats in moderation, exercises regularly, and looks fit.

  25. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  26. H

    #106 Hunter is a doosh, hey while you cause them pain and beat up the guts, I will give em pleasure and attack the clit

  27. H

    #106 Hunter is a doosh, hey while you cause them pain and beat up the guts, I will give em pleasure and attack the clit

  28. H

    #106 Hunter is a doosh, hey while you cause them pain and beat up the guts, I will give em pleasure and attack the clit

  29. Jacob

    In the first pic you can see the entire round outline of her breast implants lol!

  30. they are really sexy and hot girls..It seems that they have a personal account at a military&admirer dating club with their pictures and blogs. they are so popular there.Their photos on that site ” sugar baby__ myinterracialmatch.com__” I hope I were her, thus I can date those hot guys there…LOL..wish they make it ,they are always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. but who cares it is true or not ?

  31. Nelly

    Kim should really loosen her bikini top straps so the outline of her breast implants are not too noticable. Kim makes me feel good about myself because I am short and bottom heavy like Kim. I’m saving up money to buy breast implants to improve my pear shaped body. I still want to lose weight because my doctor said it was unhealthy but it is so hard because I love to eat a lot like Kim.

  32. lollipalooza

    I’m with #28 in blowing the bullshit horn. Noticed someone above said her boobs were real. WTF? Have you ever SEEN boobs before because that IS NOT what real ones look like. I so sorry 4 u

  33. Jesse

    You can see the round outline of Kim’s breast implants. Real breasts do not have perfectly round circles lol! The sarong helps minimize Kim’s big hips.

  34. I like them all. Im trying to imaging all three in bed with me – and probably I will need help – some pills would help me to rule them all.

  35. CATHY R

    I HATE THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS. WHO.RE.S

  36. wilma

    these young girls are very beautiful. each different but beautful. as every woman in the world. let the first person judging be the first person to be judged !!!!!!! they are lik each one of us. each has feelings and their feelings get hurt too. if you feel compeled to have an opinion about someones face and body ass and implants ect………LOOK in the Mirror——–that should keep you busy !

  37. wilma

    these young girls are very beautiful. each different but beautful. as every woman in the world. let the first person judging be the first person to be judged !!!!!!! they are lik each one of us. each has feelings and their feelings get hurt too. if you feel compeled to have an opinion about someones face and body ass and implants ect………LOOK in the Mirror——–that should keep you busy !

  38. wilma

    these young girls are very beautiful. each different but beautful. as every woman in the world. let the first person judging be the first person to be judged !!!!!!! they are lik each one of us. each has feelings and their feelings get hurt too. if you feel compeled to have an opinion about someones face and body ass and implants ect………LOOK in the Mirror——–that should keep you busy !

  39. mark

    kim is ugly and not white you dumbass

  40. KiKi

    Kim and Kourtney have had tons of PLASTIC SURGERY and liposuction. Of course they have curves that have been liposculped and flat liposucked stomaches, fake boobs, nose jobs, hair weaves, capped teeth, etc, etc.

  41. Omoney

    The days of being on the beach can always be over looked on a Ferrari boat. Butt Kim and C. can’t its always fun when they want to play.(OMONEY)

  42. CINDI

    For y’alls info….Kourtney has the implants…. just thought you should know!
    And for the rest that are haters of Kim, or the Kardashians, get a life, they have!

  43. All the girls are hot.

  44. Marcos

    Kim and her sis are addicted to plastic surgery/cellulite treatments (the whole family is). Kim can’t move her face and she is 30! She is way to wide and that is not feminine. Plus despite the fact that she isn’t healthy with all the diet pills (and lord know everthing els) she isn’t cut at all. In five years if she misses one routine (lipo etc) she will look like every other fattie. She has bad genes, remember she has gotten a boob job and it looks like her sis has too! So sad that all she cares about is looks and yet she isn’t all that. Go to Italy, Russia, Poland, Argentina etc and you will find much better looking females…hell ALOT of American girls. I mean this chick wears full on makeup to the beach, never without it. FAKE

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