Looks like Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with Ray J is very real and is about to be released. Vivid Entertainment purchased the tape for $1 million and will have it released February 28 with the title Kim Kardashian Superstar. Although I’m not entirely sure why they’re calling her a superstar, since last I checked she’s not famous and gets peed on in the video. Superstars don’t get peed on. Regular stars don’t even get peed on. That’s a special privilege reserved for homeless people and drunk friends.
You can catch the NSFW trailer here. Watch it at work if you hate your job!
the_stone | February 7, 2007 at 9:11 am
how pissed is she that she will never be as skanky as Paris? Keep reaching for your dream Kim.
N@ughty | February 7, 2007 at 9:13 am
wow! there really is a sex tape? and she gets peed on? damn. why didn’t someone just pee on her out in public when she was with paris hilton?
~N@ughty
RussianMafia | February 7, 2007 at 9:18 am
She is hot right? Mighty fine
misanthrope | February 7, 2007 at 9:18 am
Yeah, great. Thanks for the tongue picture. Just great.
J-Unit | February 7, 2007 at 9:19 am
Ya’ll do know there’s REAL porn out there? I don’t understand who’s really bovvered by this…?
Saera | February 7, 2007 at 9:19 am
i’m gonna watch it. D:
allykitten85 | February 7, 2007 at 9:19 am
Ha ha what the hell is going on with these people??? Is it really that hard to keep track of your sex videos and not “accidentally” lose them? God, I’m glad I’m not famous. :)
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 7, 2007 at 9:21 am
It never ceases to amaze me the degrading things that some girls will lower themselves to do just to get a little attention. It seems money not only cannot buy you self-esteem, it somehow seems to hinder it. If everyone would ignore this shit, these girls would stop doing it.
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | February 7, 2007 at 9:23 am
YES!!! YES!!! YESSSSSSSSS! hell yeah, she hairy as shit before the full body wax but come onnnn she is fine, 100% im gonna watch it FO SHEEEEZYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHHAHA COCAINEEEEEEE BALLINNNN
allykitten85 | February 7, 2007 at 9:24 am
Hmmmmm I just watched the video preview and it didn’t look all that much like a sex tape…Mostly just her running around in a bikini, them talking to the camera, and her putting on makeup. There’s like one scene of him going down on her…Big whoop!
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 7, 2007 at 9:24 am
I miss the gold old days when two young, educated, conservative people could check into a hotel, put on bathrobes, have sex in front of a home video camera, give some tongue, and then urinate on each other WITHOUT selling out to the media later.
I guess I am just a hopeless romantic…*sigh*
Binky | February 7, 2007 at 9:27 am
This is a bit late for the Golden Globes. But other that hers – I think a ‘Best Lighting in Home-made (?) Porn’ award is due.
(I understand you can call him Ray. Or you can call him Jay. Or you can call him Ray Jay) (and if kudos if you get that old one)
bazing | February 7, 2007 at 9:27 am
The bedroom stuff looks like they were using a webcam or an eyesight. Or they both got paid, cause this just doesn’t look real.
RichPort | February 7, 2007 at 9:29 am
I respect the cushion that chimp is pushin.
DrunkBlogger | February 7, 2007 at 9:31 am
What a hot slut! Gee willikers!
-Trott Felipe
anothershityear | February 7, 2007 at 9:32 am
ok dumb pun time
i read somewhere that whether the video comes out or not, either way she’s already pissed
when it’s out i’ll just check out one hi-q static frame of her nude to eval the bod, couldn’t care less about non-celebs-gone-wild
Anexio | February 7, 2007 at 9:32 am
Why would anyone want to piss on a pretty girl like her?
I’d piss on Hillary Clinton but not her.
I’m so pleased with myself.
:>
wedgeone | February 7, 2007 at 9:33 am
This chick is so fine … I can’t believe that she has stooped this low. Well … she does appear to be a more exciting lay than her friend Paris! I see a new career in porn blossoming.
All we need to know now is that she doesn’t throw away her empty Valtrex bottles & that will seal her fate.
LL | February 7, 2007 at 9:37 am
I don’t care about actual celebrities fucking, why would I care about these two? I don’t know who the hell either of them are. The chick is “famous” as one of Paris’s hanger-ons? Wow. And the dude – what has he done, again? Besides pissing on someone? When did golden showers become “cool”? Is that another memo I didn’t get?
And, sadly, I got the “Ray Jay” reference. I guess I’m officially old.
tits_on_snack | February 7, 2007 at 9:38 am
Do not know who these people are. Next.
Binky | February 7, 2007 at 9:39 am
#19 WOOO HOOO !
JungleRed | February 7, 2007 at 9:52 am
Shyster lawyer’s daughter gets peed on in a sex tape? Oh, sweet shaudenfreude. It’s called Karma, baby. It’s what you get for defending OJ.
Populist | February 7, 2007 at 10:08 am
Didn’t Nick Lachey date this sperm dumpster at some point? He should probably be getting that HIV test now. One thing’s for sure, though. Screwed up, hot-looking rich girls with no self-esteem make great rebound dates.
Dean | February 7, 2007 at 10:16 am
Kim who?
Thatshot | February 7, 2007 at 10:21 am
One of Paris’ many followers. So sad what evil drugs can do.
polypam | February 7, 2007 at 10:25 am
Brandy’s and Ray Jay’s parents are having one of the best weeks ever!
oh, you sly boots. | February 7, 2007 at 10:30 am
lawl, #8,#11,#22,#23.
…(le sigh).
Al Sharpton | February 7, 2007 at 10:32 am
And the Lord said, “Verily, you shall be punished for the sins of your father. You shall be made to lie down only with the chimps, and they shall make their waste upon you.”
Smackage | February 7, 2007 at 10:47 am
is she famous aside from this tape…i’ve never heard of her before, but it sounds like she might be the next paris hilton…but somehow less classy, if that’s possible
whitegold | February 7, 2007 at 10:51 am
Ray J’s a loser and she’s pathetic. Why would you want to pee on someone you’re hooking up with? that isn’t hot, it isn’t even kinky, it’s just stupid!
NipsyHustle | February 7, 2007 at 10:51 am
#22
actually i don’t think it counts as karma because her dad has been dead for awhile and he’s probably come back as a llama in peru who knows only the sweet joy of eating grass and getting plowed in the ass by drunken farmers. wait, now THAT would be karma.
whitegold | February 7, 2007 at 10:53 am
Maybe this tape is being released so Ray J can help his cousin pay that big pending lawsuit for killing someone with her car!!!
People will buy this tape, at least, people who can’t get any on there own and want to spank it while watching a guy pee on a “superstar” will spend money to buy it. Pretty sad.
kamihi | February 7, 2007 at 10:58 am
Hey I got nothing on that damn link! I dunno I think she looks pretty hot, but she must be lowlife to stoop to this, why do these people do this? A few minutes of sleazy notoriety t’aint feckin worth it I tell ya.
Pied Piapper | February 7, 2007 at 11:00 am
What the fuck? I can’t see the trailer. I’m gonna kill myself if I can’t watch it.
julema | February 7, 2007 at 11:04 am
well nothing new…another slut in hollywood to add from the 100000 other sluts, who try to be a superstar by selling sex!
QueenV | February 7, 2007 at 11:15 am
Her Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/kimsaprincess
ph7 | February 7, 2007 at 11:31 am
LOL. Her father was one of OJ’s lawyers. Now, he gets to see his duaghter get the OJ treatment.
gorax | February 7, 2007 at 11:37 am
Isn’t that Tupac?
gorax | February 7, 2007 at 11:38 am
Isn’t that Tupac?
Niecy | February 7, 2007 at 11:42 am
So she is using the Paris Hilton formula for fame?
NicotineEyePatch | February 7, 2007 at 11:49 am
She’s good looking, but unless Vivid actually commissions her for a video, I’m not too interested. There are so many others I’d rather watch get pissed/shit on.
WD-40 | February 7, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Kim Kardashian?
Isn’t she the chick with the radio show about computers and the internet?
WiseMan | February 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
That guy in the vid looks like a nasty creature from the congo swamp.
fame is funny | February 7, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I’m just using the sex tape email entry form to repeatedly spam people I don’t like. It refreshes instantly, so it’s like you can put in an email and just keep hitting submit. Boy, I hope they are into Kim Kardashian!
nicholelibra | February 7, 2007 at 1:13 pm
#32, that’s his sister, not his cousin. Up until this dude started acting he was known as “Brandy’s Brother.” Now he’s just known as the black Ted McGinly, because every show he’s been on was cancelled right after.
Thanks Superfish, now I remember what I had for breakfast because I just up chucked it all over the place after seeing that tounge shot.
lilacchocolate | February 7, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I went to highschool with Kim and Kourtney and if makes me kind of sad that she has stooped this low. so fucking sad.
F-Sucker | February 7, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I’d be interested in watching this.
Maybe she can get a job working for R. Kelly.
biatcho | February 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm
#45 – What’s wrong with the tongue shot (top pic)? That’s what they do to lull the victim to sleep before going in to extract the gold fillings. Saw it on Animal Planet.
NicotineEyePatch | February 7, 2007 at 1:30 pm
#44, I bow down to you. And promptly do the same thing (hope you don’t mind!). GENIUS!
Zoey | February 7, 2007 at 1:39 pm
“The company said the DVD titled “Kim Kardashian Superstar” should be in stores by TBD. It will also be available online on the same day at http://www.vivid.com or http://www.kimksuperstar.com and will include additional footage not on the DVD.”
… and on the torrent sites within an hour of its release…