Kim Kardashian might be engaged

January 2nd, 2008 // 86 Comments

Kim Kardashian is supposedly engaged to her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Sources close to Kim claim Reggie recently proposed to Kim, according to OK! Magazine:

While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ’07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

I guess Kim Kardashian would be handy to have around as a wife. If you had company over, you could always use her ass as a buffet table. I heard Kim served her family Thanksgiving dinner using just her right cheek. As for the left, it held a full salad bar. This post is making me hungry. It’s also putting me in the mood to bake some bread. Mostly so I can knead a huge pile of dough for a while and imagine it’s a hairless version of Kim’s butt. I’m pretty sure I saw that on Martha Stewart once.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. Josh Simpson

    Rent, don’t buy. It’s not good for the long haul.

  2. Alexandra

    This chick looks so vacant in the eyes – I really don’t believe she has a soul. Reggie is pretty much her only chance at a “trendk y” and lucrative hookup. She HAS to be with a black guy at this point and he’s the only one dumb enough to think he’s “got something” by being with her.
    If she doesn’t land a marraige with Reggie, her only other option is to hoe herself to an old ugly guy, but even the oldest ugly guy with money in hollywood can get a fresh young thing….
    poor Kim.

  3. Joe

    Two for the price of one: A wife AND a urinal. Excellent use of that rookie indoctrination seminar about being careful with your earnings Reggie!

  4. TheTenia

    She taped herself screwing some ape. Who else would want that?

  5. That's HOT

    Ohhh lordie. The hottest chick ever posted on the Superficial.
    She’s soooooo FUCKING HOT

  6. TJ

    What’s up with KK’s love for diseased African penises??? Jeez, she’s gonna have an ugly mole baby TOO quick if she keeps this up. Eeeeew.

  7. she's HOT, you're NOT

    She’s so incredibly hot and gorgeous… lots of envy and jealousy around here.
    All you chicks wish you could look a little like her and be a 1% as hot as she is.
    All you dudes (if any is retarded enough to deny it) would kill and die to touch her for 5 seconds in your life, and you never will.

    The people that call her ‘Armenian’ like it was a bad thing are funny… what a pathetic and desperate way to try to ‘insult’ someone because you’re so jealous, attacking their ethnicity. What makes her so beautiful is that she’s exotic, if she wasn’t Armenian and was boring white like you butt ugly people she wouldn’t be as hot and beautiful as she is, she’d be ugly like all of you plain boring unexotic butt white whites. You so wish you were exotic like her.

  8. TheTenia

    57, I prefer Turks. They slaughter “exotic” Armenians. Literally. Too bad they missed Kim’s Grandparents.

  9. #52 jealous much? hahahahaha
    she could get ANY guy she wanted, including your boyfriend.
    Such a sad way to try to make you feel better about your ugly self. Poor Alexandra.

    And BTW you people can’t understand that beisdes being hotter than hell and beyond sex, she has a heart and a personality you don’t know and guys fall in love with her? You must really have a low opinion of yourselves if you have that opinion of Kim. If you think she’s ‘worthless’ or only good to fuck, what are you? she’s beautiful, hot, rich, famous, sexy and definitely smart, plus she has a personality you don’t know. What do you have? NOTHING. you’re the worthless one, you aren’t even good to fuck.

  10. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  11. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  12. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  13. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  14. raven

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  15. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  16. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  17. raven

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  18. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  19. raven

    oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?

  20. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You

    #52 You sound a bit envious.

    #58 I’m sorry that you’re not particularly bright. Please don’t type or speak in public.

    Kim Kardashian may not be everybody’s definition of a perfect woman, but she’s not stupid, and she doesn’t lack a soul. Her biggest crime is that she made a sex tape with her long time boyfriend. She admitted that having it go public embarrassed her. Hmmm. How many of us out there have ever done anything embarrassing in life or in love?

    If you pay any attention to what Kim says, you will find out that she’s fairly bright. In fact, I would venture to say that she’s a heck of lot smarter than “Anexio.”

  21. I Love Kim K's Ass

    So, in exchange for possibly getting stripped of his Heisman trophy, he gets to… tap that ass for the next few months. Life’s so unfair…

  22. Tom

    KK is so nice in this picture~~she’s really sexy and stunning. I’ve seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site””for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I ‘ve tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe….

  23. thetenia

    How does one “type in public”, stupid? Anyway, anyone that thinks KK sounds ‘quite bright” should contract slow intestinal cancer. Carl Sagan was “quite bright” .Some n igger lover, that enjoys golden showers is never going to be considered ‘bright”.

  24. Nothanks

    #57, Dude, she ain’t hot. She’s got a fat ass and huge saggy tits. She’s a mess.

  25. FromOutOfNoWhere

    oH MAN, I would totally rock that all night long.

  26. Choocher

    I saw the prenup – Kim stipulated that the entire NO offensive line run a train on her at the reception.

  27. Grape Ape Pisses Wine on "thetenia"

    #73 “the Tenia”

    To clarify: you type in public at the library…or at an Internet Cafe…or at a WiFi hotspot. I’m sorry that I wasn’t more clear about what “public” means.

    Thanks greatly for hoping for my slow death from intestinal cancer. This will make my kids orphans.

    However, I pray that you live a long, happy, and prosperous life. You see, I’m comfortable enough to pray that my opponents get to experience the same life that I desire to have for me and my offspring. Apparently, returning this favor to me is too much of a challenge for you.

    I will pray daily for you. You really seem to need this right now more than any person on the planet. Your racism and your anger are hindering your progress as a human being. That really stinks…for all of us.

    I’m really and truly sorry for the difficult burdens you bear.

  28. Grape Ape

    To the good folks of “the Fish”:

    I’m sorry to be so disagreeable. The few of you who read my posts know that I’m not venomous or hateful. I see no good reason to go on an attack on a person whose most serious crime is having perfect T&A.

  29. lambman

    her boobs look disgusting in that top

  30. FACE

    I would lick her entire ass crack

  31. B K

    She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW… sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club –, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her, BTW, her sister Kourtney Kardashian is also pretty

  32. thetenia

    77, no you meant,”Don’t post your messages in public” but were too stupid to type that. You’re clearly some foreign scumbag with a loose grasp of the english language. It also exposes you as the posting under other names. As if multiple morons shared your stupidity affliction. If you have children, I tremble for the future. Leukemia for them.

  33. michelle

    Hello – Men….in case you don’t know… natural big breasts aren’t perky. Perky big boobs = boob job.

    That being said – that’s not a flattering top for her breasts and she needs to wear a bra, otherwise theres going to be some REALLY bad sagging later on.
    I do think she’s a pretty girl, it’s nice to see a woman who isn’t a size 0 or blonde (aka Paris) get some attention.

  34. hot

    #74 another sad jealous chick. No man in this world would ever call Kim fat. She isn’t fat. Her ass isn’t fat, it’s dreamy. And so are her tits. You probably think flat pancake asses and curveless stick skinny bodies are the thing.

    Kim’s not hot, she’s INSANELY HOT.

  35. jim

    its all about the ass, people. thats why shes famous. people who dont get ass dont get it. dont try to get it, and dont question those who do. just admire or look away.

  36. Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.

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