WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.
Photos: Splash News
Thanks Fish Dude…. Now you can take your drunken ass and enjoy the rest of the afternoon….
I wanna BITE IT. then the inner thighs, lower and upper back. Then fuck her real hard while she cries…its all LOVE.
i want to be
Kim Kardashian is a bitch! Give Justin Bieber back to the teenagers. Stop hypnotizing him with your enormous, rectangular and used ass. Stop sitting on his face and giving him mature sex! ….Wait, that didn’t sound convincing =(
sometimes you just got to admit an ass is just too big, she has moved past a great ass to a fat ass, and it s not a good thing, this girl will be cottage cheese in a year or two and even her addiction to lipo wont save her,
the emperor has got no clothes
and kims ass is just too fat
A big behind has never been & never will be, an asset. Due to the ignorance of society, flaunting this tremendous ‘bulge’ became news & people didn’t know any difference.
Frankly, it won’t be long before Kim won’t be able to get through a doorway & God only knows how huge she’ll get after having kids.
Huge behinds have never been popular, especially with men. Big boobs, yeah, but not asses. We’ll one day soon read where she’s gone to a local butcher to have the ‘fat’ trimmed off.
Poor thing. What a pity she thinks this is attractive & flaunts it. Good for the rest of us who have ‘normal’ & beautiful butts.
Tell me you’re being jokingly sardonic…
Big asses have been popular with men for centuries.
only a person with no ass would say that
PHOTOSHOPPED
Hasn’t the trend towards this body type being normal gone way too far ?
*duh* FIRST *duhhhh* look at me! yippeee
…and to hell with these whores
I was first dumb ass
Duly noted. I thought I was being obvious in my sarcasm. My apologies!!! Please forgive me, oh great one. By all means, take the “FIRST” mantle for all times!
So, who’s the dumbass???
Back to the matter at hand: that butt-crack is massive! Think of how much liquid skid can hide in that bitch…yikes.
wow, Jimbo, you have become the stupidest fuckin’ tool of the ages. Good job dumbass, may your junior college chains rest lightly upon you, may your parents’ unacceptance of you become forgotten, may history forget that you are our one of our countrymen. And amen to dare to be rough…
you guys play fucking nice!
and amen to horn dog
Did you assholes just get out of your management training class at Walmart?
@jimbo Touche’!!!
r u even speaking english??????
FIRSTTTTTTTTTT
say all you want… I’d still tear that big ass up. and then watch a movie on it afterwards.
damn. That pregnancy did wonders for her breasts. Great looking body. Id take her over Kim…if she hadnt squeezed out a melon already.
She didn’t “squeeze out” anything. These celebutard moms don’t have labour, they have scheduled c-sections. I bet a lot of women would like to know exactly what it is they do that leaves them with absolutely no post-partum stretch marks.
She didn’t have a c-section, it was shown on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
seriously! who is the tard now? know your shiz before you dish it.
if you watched the show maybe you’d actually know who these women are and that kourtney pulled the child out of her on vagina. no c-section.
the c section doesnt prevent stretch marks…wtf are you talking about?
P.S, a lot of women already know exaclty what it is they do that leaves them with absolutely no post partum stretch marks… Coacoa Butter!
First of all, it is not the “giving og birth” that gives your stretch marks. It’s the skin around the belly getting strechted too quick, that happens during the whole pregnacy. And second, why would a Hollywood mom want a c-section? They have to cut through your abdominal muscles and it is nearly impossible to get those back after. Third, they showed the damn birth on T.V moron!
I think Kourtney should be the one signed to that weightloss thing, not Kim and Khloe.
Sweet Jesus.
I think my eyes just died.
k.. i don’t really understand why everyone loves her for her ass? she has no reason to be famous and her ass is huge.. ugly and fat.. the rest of her is pretty.. but no one should be praised for an ass that big..
CAUTION WIDE LOAD
Kidding, she’s a pretty girl.
First bitches!!!!
and @ Stamos Fan
I agree. Kourtney is stunning.
How can you be first when you are responding to Stamos Fan? Eh?
hilarious.
You tell me eh?
If you are into big booties she’s great… but man she got a fat ol’ ass.
i agree. that joker is so big. it looks like a circus mirror is stretching her hips out at either side, and then her buttcrack has been extended up the small of her back.
sometimes you see gals with big asses like that, but the rest of them is large too. with kim, her ankles are small and her waist is small(ish). she, on the other hand, exhibits no sign of the aforementioned steatopypia…(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia).
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
She’s a perfect candidate for BrutalFaceSitting.com
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game’s waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal’s got ‘em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
My perfect day= wake up to Kim sitting on my face and Courtney sucking my ping pong balls.Who cares what happens the rest of the day.
Amen sir. Amen.
oh i would fuck her
Sweet Jesus.
These pics were taking by her people.. Her back of legs have been photoshopped…
If these were random pics they would have not been doctored
They weren’t photoshopped. They were operated on numerous times. I’ve watched enough Brazilian tranny porn to spot an enhanced ass a mile away
Dude… thts disgusting
Culo cometrapo !!
say all you want … I’d still tear that gorgeous big ass up … and then watch a movie on it afterwards.
Abd yes… Kourtney looks… fine. mmm
I gotta agree with you. I love Kim’s great big butt and I would put my initials on it in hickeys. Then on her right hip…no, in a few inches closer to the Land of Ahhhs…I’d tattoo, “Vito was here. And he’s coming right back!”
And likewise, I’ve always thought Kourtney to be a doll. In fact, I think Khloe is quite attractive, too. I’ll bet she’d be a fun fuck, too!
SOLD!!!
Can you imagine the size of the turds she pushes out that thing? I want to smear them all over my face.
yeah – with a crack that high, i bet she has a hard time getting her poo to clear the toilet seat on its way into the bowl.
very naes as
thats just gross
Her ass is so disgusting yea shes had liposuction done cause it so gross!! How could anyone like that thing . Se she always has heels on so it looks better but right here’s the truth shes disgusting!! Can you imagine the staining in between her cheeks it has to be horrifying!!
I’ll take Kim’s ass over those boney flat ones any day.
I only see Kim in pictures… she must look really hot in real life… wow shes so beautiful
Gotta say they both look good.
that is a HUGE dumper!
Wow!!! That’s a f*cking money shot right there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pic of Kim K from behind centered and focused like that in a pic.
Kim Kardashian Doppelganger:
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/merkava/images/merkava2.jpg
What’s Kourtney doing w/Snooki?
Oh, hello picture- welcome to my desktop.
If you look really close and take your time you can clearly see Kim has swamp ass.
How do you know what “swamp ass” is Randal?
*** WARNING *** Fake Randal Alert !!!
Two words. Three way.
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why the weird fascination with this family? the only one to accomplish anything is the father, and he was just a very small part of the legal team for OJ.
you might have posted your warning ABOVE the photo.. boner started before i could even click View Full Size. and that i did :)) mmmmm….
Damn, Kourtney is looking better than ever now. Wow…but she loses sexy points for fuckin with that corny ass loser, Scott.
seriously. he is captain fucking douchebag
Love to see the rear-entry wave that ass would make with an on-your-knees pounding. ok, I’ll volunteer.
WOW what a ass! I like it!
That thing has it’s own gravitational pull. Seriously, I can’t turn away….no really I’ve been trying to look away unsuccessfully for what feels like an hour.
Randal(l)
It’s like the world’s LARGEST APPLE… and I want to take several bites out of it.
no matter where she sits down.. she achieves optimum comfort….
ilaket
the first two pics WOW!!!!!!!! thats an ASS my friends!
Fat ass, floppy tits, no talent, no personality, goat face.
I see a dozen women on the beach better looking than than K&K every day.
Why do we extol the virtues of these whores?
Jealous much?
no, not jealous. Just can’t stand whores with fat bottoms
thats like standing behind a warthog and being jealous o.O
I agree. I think they’re attractive overall, but not enough for them to be this famous.
please. anyone can look good with plastic surgery and lipo, and kim whoredashian can lie all she wants. she has more palstic in her than anyone else in hollyweird.
floppy tits? lol…. you have problems…..
OMG this proves it…Kim K is PERFECT. Those who say she’s fat, are either anorexic or twice as fat.
I agree.
also agree
please she is not perfect you can tell she was photoshopped to look better you can barley even see her belly button
yeah i think a lot of people just don’t realize that celebs don’t just get photo-shopped in magazines, they (and i do mean just about all of them) actually pay someone who does nothing all day but photoshop EVERY picture of them that’s released
Exactly! That’s a fucking great ASS!!
Damn, that’s why Courtney Love looks so good! LOL
Dudes …. come on…. who wouldn’t nail either one of them.
Both of these girls are fricking HOT. Now Khloe ….there is a beast.
Are we sure they came from the same womb????
lmao Lamar like it lol she da onli one married n dey (kim n kourtney) stay gettin dogged publicly
cuz she married a white guy not some spade who uses women like kim n khloe …. now they cant get decent guys because they’re now Tainted
i came
This picture makes no sense. Someone explain.
I feel like Dave Bowman at the end of 2001. “It goes on forever…my god…it’s full of stars!”
The most intellectual comment on this entire thread by far, well done dude
OMG, from the waste down from behind, for a moment there I thought I was looking at my ex, Kristie Alley — goshdarn is Kim ginormous!
I’m not anorexic or obese… and I still wouldn’t put my fake dick in Kim K.
Kourt on the other hand… fuck yes.
how in the HELL is that ass so big. It doesn’t make sense proportionally with her body. It’s like a mutant ass… god help us all.
that ass is a miracle of nature
Thar she blows! A fucking freak of nature she is.
I’d pork the Kourt!
WOW,,, I like Kim and all, think she’s a hot chic, but all I see when I see her is her in that damn Ray J video!! lol!! Sorry, but she’s all plastic surgeried OUT!!! Come one folks… they HAVE to look good, we would all look amazing with a crap load of cash:) Trust me… Kim, sorry but your ass is too PHAT!!!
I think they should all 3 do porn:) HEY they already have labels on everything else to mankind:) lol!!
Her voice is sooo monotone,,, not sure if I could handle being around her all day… NO wonder she’s with that looser… I’d let her handle some business downstairs though:)
I’d fuck both those biatches so hard, that when I finish, my whoremongering nuts would shrivel up like raisins due to a lack of nut juice. Then I’d lay down and read ancient Chinese porn while Kim’s sucks on my flaccid dick and Kourtney flickers her tongue ever so lighlty up and down the balls and shaft of my dick. Not too bad a fantasy, eh?
It’s nice when the academic types stop in for a visit. Thanks for sharing.
haha yes!! yessss!
ew…. a little too NSFW
TMI, El. TMI.