WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.
Photos: Splash News
Jimbo | July 19, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Thanks Fish Dude…. Now you can take your drunken ass and enjoy the rest of the afternoon….
dare to be ROUGH | July 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm
I wanna BITE IT. then the inner thighs, lower and upper back. Then fuck her real hard while she cries…its all LOVE.
paul | July 20, 2010 at 4:23 am
i want to be
Ness | July 20, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Kim Kardashian is a bitch! Give Justin Bieber back to the teenagers. Stop hypnotizing him with your enormous, rectangular and used ass. Stop sitting on his face and giving him mature sex! ….Wait, that didn’t sound convincing =(
scott | July 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm
sometimes you just got to admit an ass is just too big, she has moved past a great ass to a fat ass, and it s not a good thing, this girl will be cottage cheese in a year or two and even her addiction to lipo wont save her,
the emperor has got no clothes
and kims ass is just too fat
Samantha | July 25, 2010 at 12:41 pm
A big behind has never been & never will be, an asset. Due to the ignorance of society, flaunting this tremendous ‘bulge’ became news & people didn’t know any difference.
Frankly, it won’t be long before Kim won’t be able to get through a doorway & God only knows how huge she’ll get after having kids.
Huge behinds have never been popular, especially with men. Big boobs, yeah, but not asses. We’ll one day soon read where she’s gone to a local butcher to have the ‘fat’ trimmed off.
Poor thing. What a pity she thinks this is attractive & flaunts it. Good for the rest of us who have ‘normal’ & beautiful butts.
willem | July 30, 2010 at 1:02 am
Tell me you’re being jokingly sardonic…
Big asses have been popular with men for centuries.
James | October 22, 2010 at 8:17 pm
only a person with no ass would say that
Kitty Furry | July 21, 2010 at 4:05 pm
PHOTOSHOPPED
bird10 | July 28, 2010 at 6:03 am
Hasn’t the trend towards this body type being normal gone way too far ?
horn dog | July 19, 2010 at 4:03 pm
*duh* FIRST *duhhhh* look at me! yippeee
…and to hell with these whores
Jimbo | July 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I was first dumb ass
horn dog | July 19, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Duly noted. I thought I was being obvious in my sarcasm. My apologies!!! Please forgive me, oh great one. By all means, take the “FIRST” mantle for all times!
So, who’s the dumbass???
Back to the matter at hand: that butt-crack is massive! Think of how much liquid skid can hide in that bitch…yikes.
2@yoo | July 20, 2010 at 12:41 am
wow, Jimbo, you have become the stupidest fuckin’ tool of the ages. Good job dumbass, may your junior college chains rest lightly upon you, may your parents’ unacceptance of you become forgotten, may history forget that you are our one of our countrymen. And amen to dare to be rough…
Jen | July 20, 2010 at 10:10 am
you guys play fucking nice!
2@yoo | July 20, 2010 at 12:42 am
and amen to horn dog
Jimbo | July 20, 2010 at 9:54 am
Did you assholes just get out of your management training class at Walmart?
horn dog | July 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm
@jimbo Touche’!!!
Jimmy | July 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm
r u even speaking english??????
M. | July 19, 2010 at 4:05 pm
FIRSTTTTTTTTTT
Stamos Fan | July 19, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I think Kourtney should be the one signed to that weightloss thing, not Kim and Khloe.
GUY | July 19, 2010 at 4:07 pm
First bitches!!!!
and @ Stamos Fan
I agree. Kourtney is stunning.
Sheena | July 19, 2010 at 6:00 pm
How can you be first when you are responding to Stamos Fan? Eh?
Rush | July 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm
hilarious.
GUY | July 20, 2010 at 10:26 am
You tell me eh?
John | July 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
If you are into big booties she’s great… but man she got a fat ol’ ass.
Rush | July 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
i agree. that joker is so big. it looks like a circus mirror is stretching her hips out at either side, and then her buttcrack has been extended up the small of her back.
sometimes you see gals with big asses like that, but the rest of them is large too. with kim, her ankles are small and her waist is small(ish). she, on the other hand, exhibits no sign of the aforementioned steatopypia…(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia).
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
atotalcad | July 20, 2010 at 10:33 am
She’s a perfect candidate for BrutalFaceSitting.com
firstofthefallen | July 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game’s waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal’s got ‘em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
juck | July 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
My perfect day= wake up to Kim sitting on my face and Courtney sucking my ping pong balls.Who cares what happens the rest of the day.
justme | July 20, 2010 at 10:50 am
Amen sir. Amen.
Jimmy | July 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
oh i would fuck her
sensitive guy | July 19, 2010 at 4:10 pm
say all you want … I’d still tear that gorgeous big ass up … and then watch a movie on it afterwards.
Abd yes… Kourtney looks… fine. mmm
Vito | July 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm
I gotta agree with you. I love Kim’s great big butt and I would put my initials on it in hickeys. Then on her right hip…no, in a few inches closer to the Land of Ahhhs…I’d tattoo, “Vito was here. And he’s coming right back!”
And likewise, I’ve always thought Kourtney to be a doll. In fact, I think Khloe is quite attractive, too. I’ll bet she’d be a fun fuck, too!
Willie Dixon | July 19, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Gotta say they both look good.
Me | July 19, 2010 at 4:15 pm
that is a HUGE dumper!
Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Wow!!! That’s a f*cking money shot right there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pic of Kim K from behind centered and focused like that in a pic.
froghammer | July 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Oh, hello picture- welcome to my desktop.
Randal | July 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm
If you look really close and take your time you can clearly see Kim has swamp ass.
Jimbo | July 19, 2010 at 4:31 pm
How do you know what “swamp ass” is Randal?
Ted from LA | July 20, 2010 at 3:55 pm
*** WARNING *** Fake Randal Alert !!!
Kirk | July 19, 2010 at 4:27 pm
why the weird fascination with this family? the only one to accomplish anything is the father, and he was just a very small part of the legal team for OJ.
dude | July 19, 2010 at 4:29 pm
you might have posted your warning ABOVE the photo.. boner started before i could even click View Full Size. and that i did :)) mmmmm….
OnTheRealThough | July 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Damn, Kourtney is looking better than ever now. Wow…but she loses sexy points for fuckin with that corny ass loser, Scott.
Jen | July 20, 2010 at 10:16 am
seriously. he is captain fucking douchebag
Cardinal Fang | July 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Love to see the rear-entry wave that ass would make with an on-your-knees pounding. ok, I’ll volunteer.
brit | July 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Fat ass, floppy tits, no talent, no personality, goat face.
I see a dozen women on the beach better looking than than K&K every day.
Why do we extol the virtues of these whores?
ZippytheWonderSlug | July 19, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Jealous much?
brit | July 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm
no, not jealous. Just can’t stand whores with fat bottoms
JubeJubes | July 20, 2010 at 4:33 am
thats like standing behind a warthog and being jealous o.O
absinthe | July 19, 2010 at 11:52 pm
I agree. I think they’re attractive overall, but not enough for them to be this famous.
hu | July 20, 2010 at 11:00 am
please. anyone can look good with plastic surgery and lipo, and kim whoredashian can lie all she wants. she has more palstic in her than anyone else in hollyweird.
alisa | July 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm
floppy tits? lol…. you have problems…..
Grand Dragon | July 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm
i came
BlackMetalChocobo | July 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I feel like Dave Bowman at the end of 2001. “It goes on forever…my god…it’s full of stars!”
willem | July 30, 2010 at 1:05 am
The most intellectual comment on this entire thread by far, well done dude
oermens | July 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm
that ass is a miracle of nature
Dennis | July 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Thar she blows! A fucking freak of nature she is.
ZippytheWonderSlug | July 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Just one night with her. That’s all I’m asking. What a great ass!!! She is a complete woman!!
sensitive guy | July 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Note to MY wife: Look at Kim. Instead of trying to COVER yours, or hide it … cover half of it. It becomes an illusion .. you’re seeing one half, and not the other .. and it looks better this way.
JustGil | July 19, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I’d smell that ass sooo hard, I’d get poop in my brain.
Taz | July 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm
That’s crazy
notahater | July 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm
um yea. her ass was made totally bigger in that one photo OR it was a wide angle lens or something. you can tell in the other photos it’s not THAT big.
black sports guy | July 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
i want to add Kourtney to my collection asap
ts | July 19, 2010 at 5:49 pm
I don’t care what anybody says, that ass is absolutely disgusting. That ass crack is like 2 feet long and a couple inches wide.
Sheena | July 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I didn’t heed your warning, Fish! IT’S JUST … SO HYPNOTIC…………
Yikes.
Mark | July 19, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I wanna lick that crack, from front to back.
Jimbo | July 19, 2010 at 6:32 pm
I’d lick her from back to front. That way her sweet wet pussy is the last taste in my mouth
Mel | July 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
hehe yeah after RayJ, Reggie, Ronaldo, and every other hollywood skum busted hellla times in that… sicko…. YUK!!! I’d pass!!! Sweet my ass, more like you better wear a condom over your mouth!!!
jkhjkh | July 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm
mmm. i would totally toss that.
shirleytemple | July 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm
new banner girl looks amazing, fish
can we keep her there forever
I live, I ride, I am Rough | July 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Nothing dildo girl couldn’t have accomplish…
Viv | July 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I second that, can we keep banner girl? Thanks for posting her Fish.
clpierced | July 19, 2010 at 6:18 pm
umm i dont understand why guys find a HUGE ass attractive?
jkhjkh | July 19, 2010 at 6:57 pm
more easily distinguishes females from males of the species than the skinnier variety. like boobs–cant really do anything with em, but we love em. its like a big sign that says to the subconscious, “im not a man; you can fuck me and have babies.” a cross dressing man would have a hard time looking like kim k, but not as hard a time looking like a woman with smaller proportions.
Willie Dixon | July 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Sir Mix of Lot?
Vito | July 19, 2010 at 9:55 pm
It’s the way we are genetically wired. Big ass/hips indicates easy bearing of offspring, just as large breasts indicate the ability to feed many young-uns. I’m really surprised that more women don’t understand this.
Cock Dr | July 19, 2010 at 11:31 pm
But then you have super popular models like Miranda Kerr, who look very immature for their age, with small breasts, narrow hips, very little body fat. I shall not speculate on the possible brain wiring creating that attraction.
There are large audiences for both body types.
Internet | July 19, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Beast……. That I would fuck.
Sandra | July 19, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Kourtney should be the famous sis, not Kim. She’s prettier and better shaped for sure!
Turd Ferguson | July 23, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Thank you! Why do most people like Kim better? Kourtney is much hotter. It’s so obvious. To me, at least.
Mister Bored | July 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Holy damn. Her waist to hip/ass ratio is impressive.
Donkeh | July 19, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Pretty sure these are old pics. All you wannabes screaming about how neither are fat. Get some recent pics. Fat. Fuckable, but fat.
ed45 | July 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Finally a dead on shot of her only redeeming feature. Other than that, she’s a talentless, mildly retarded, walking STD.
Fati87 | July 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Yay, Erin!
Also, Holy Moses!!!
woody66 | July 19, 2010 at 6:56 pm
My Oh My I cant stop cumming back to look at this ASS I love it!! I want to use this pic for my wall paper! WOW WOW Love big ass
Ricor | July 19, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Nasty. Just nasty. Worthless waste of air.
Jimbo | July 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Which is it? Nasty or Worthless waste of air, She is not both.. I say she is nasty. Or at least there are a lot a nasty things I would like to do to her…
ThreeCheersForAnalingus | July 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm
I would tongue Kim’s asshole all day and night. So delicious.
arse tagger | July 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm
smack that arse hard and ride the wave in…
MiKe | July 19, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Lovely. Just lovely.
RasputinsLiver | July 19, 2010 at 9:08 pm
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WHOA!
Is that Kirstie Alley?!?
That is one big fat ass. Gotta be Kirstie. Or Roseanne. Maybe that battle ship sized ass is Kathy Kinney’s who played Mimi on The Drew Carey Show.
Well, in case. That ass is like two 100 lb. bags of warmed up lard on each side, man. Not at all attractive.
Yeesh!
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MiKe | July 19, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Sorry for the double post, but goddamn, that is fucking hot!!!!
Mitchhaase.word press.com | July 19, 2010 at 9:12 pm
I’ve been to countries smaller than that ass.
anya | July 19, 2010 at 9:29 pm
her ass looks totally nasty and deformed, i wonder what size that bikini bottom is.
Harley | July 19, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Whoa, that’s a huge ass. I like my girls with some meat, but that ass is too damn big for me. No wonder she usually tries to make deals with the paps to shoot her anywhere but from behind. Her money maker isn’t all that nice looking.