Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis

July 19th, 2010 // 398 Comments

WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Thanks Fish Dude…. Now you can take your drunken ass and enjoy the rest of the afternoon….

    • dare to be ROUGH

      I wanna BITE IT. then the inner thighs, lower and upper back. Then fuck her real hard while she cries…its all LOVE.

    • paul

      i want to be

    • Ness

      Kim Kardashian is a bitch! Give Justin Bieber back to the teenagers. Stop hypnotizing him with your enormous, rectangular and used ass. Stop sitting on his face and giving him mature sex! ….Wait, that didn’t sound convincing =(

    • scott

      sometimes you just got to admit an ass is just too big, she has moved past a great ass to a fat ass, and it s not a good thing, this girl will be cottage cheese in a year or two and even her addiction to lipo wont save her,

      the emperor has got no clothes

      and kims ass is just too fat

      • Samantha

        A big behind has never been & never will be, an asset. Due to the ignorance of society, flaunting this tremendous ‘bulge’ became news & people didn’t know any difference.
        Frankly, it won’t be long before Kim won’t be able to get through a doorway & God only knows how huge she’ll get after having kids.
        Huge behinds have never been popular, especially with men. Big boobs, yeah, but not asses. We’ll one day soon read where she’s gone to a local butcher to have the ‘fat’ trimmed off.
        Poor thing. What a pity she thinks this is attractive & flaunts it. Good for the rest of us who have ‘normal’ & beautiful butts.

      • willem

        Tell me you’re being jokingly sardonic…
        Big asses have been popular with men for centuries.

      • James

        only a person with no ass would say that

    • Kitty Furry


    • Hasn’t the trend towards this body type being normal gone way too far ?

  2. horn dog

    *duh* FIRST *duhhhh* look at me! yippeee

    …and to hell with these whores

  3. M.


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    sensitive guy
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    say all you want… I’d still tear that big ass up. and then watch a movie on it afterwards.

  5. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    damn. That pregnancy did wonders for her breasts. Great looking body. Id take her over Kim…if she hadnt squeezed out a melon already.

    • Urbanspaceman

      She didn’t “squeeze out” anything. These celebutard moms don’t have labour, they have scheduled c-sections. I bet a lot of women would like to know exactly what it is they do that leaves them with absolutely no post-partum stretch marks.

      • Court

        She didn’t have a c-section, it was shown on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

      • Victoria

        seriously! who is the tard now? know your shiz before you dish it.
        if you watched the show maybe you’d actually know who these women are and that kourtney pulled the child out of her on vagina. no c-section.

      • Jen

        the c section doesnt prevent stretch marks…wtf are you talking about?

      • Jen

        P.S, a lot of women already know exaclty what it is they do that leaves them with absolutely no post partum stretch marks… Coacoa Butter!

    • Jen

      First of all, it is not the “giving og birth” that gives your stretch marks. It’s the skin around the belly getting strechted too quick, that happens during the whole pregnacy. And second, why would a Hollywood mom want a c-section? They have to cut through your abdominal muscles and it is nearly impossible to get those back after. Third, they showed the damn birth on T.V moron!

  6. Stamos Fan

    I think Kourtney should be the one signed to that weightloss thing, not Kim and Khloe.

  7. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Sweet Jesus.

  8. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I think my eyes just died.

    • shokked

      k.. i don’t really understand why everyone loves her for her ass? she has no reason to be famous and her ass is huge.. ugly and fat.. the rest of her is pretty.. but no one should be praised for an ass that big..

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    Kidding, she’s a pretty girl.

  10. GUY

    First bitches!!!!

    and @ Stamos Fan
    I agree. Kourtney is stunning.

  11. John

    If you are into big booties she’s great… but man she got a fat ol’ ass.

    • Rush

      i agree. that joker is so big. it looks like a circus mirror is stretching her hips out at either side, and then her buttcrack has been extended up the small of her back.

      sometimes you see gals with big asses like that, but the rest of them is large too. with kim, her ankles are small and her waist is small(ish). she, on the other hand, exhibits no sign of the aforementioned steatopypia…(

      The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
      That’s what I said
      The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
      Or so I have read

      My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
      I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

      Big bottom, big bottom
      Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
      Big bottom drive me out of my mind
      How could I leave this behind?

      • atotalcad

        She’s a perfect candidate for

      • I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
        You know what I mean.
        I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
        You know what I mean.
        My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
        Big game’s waiting there inside her tights

        Big bottom
        Big bottom
        Talk about mud flaps
        My gal’s got ‘em.
        Big bottom
        Drive me out of my mind.
        How can I leave this behind?

  12. juck

    My perfect day= wake up to Kim sitting on my face and Courtney sucking my ping pong balls.Who cares what happens the rest of the day.

  13. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Sweet Jesus.

  14. sensitive guy

    say all you want … I’d still tear that gorgeous big ass up … and then watch a movie on it afterwards.
    Abd yes… Kourtney looks… fine. mmm

    • Vito

      I gotta agree with you. I love Kim’s great big butt and I would put my initials on it in hickeys. Then on her right hip…no, in a few inches closer to the Land of Ahhhs…I’d tattoo, “Vito was here. And he’s coming right back!”

      And likewise, I’ve always thought Kourtney to be a doll. In fact, I think Khloe is quite attractive, too. I’ll bet she’d be a fun fuck, too!

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    Matt Cale
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    Can you imagine the size of the turds she pushes out that thing? I want to smear them all over my face.

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    Stabby de Guard
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    I only see Kim in pictures… she must look really hot in real life… wow shes so beautiful

  18. Gotta say they both look good.

  19. Me

    that is a HUGE dumper!

  20. Anonymous

    Wow!!! That’s a f*cking money shot right there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pic of Kim K from behind centered and focused like that in a pic.

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    What’s Kourtney doing w/Snooki?

  23. froghammer

    Oh, hello picture- welcome to my desktop.

  24. If you look really close and take your time you can clearly see Kim has swamp ass.

  25. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Two words. Three way.


  26. Kirk

    why the weird fascination with this family? the only one to accomplish anything is the father, and he was just a very small part of the legal team for OJ.

  27. dude

    you might have posted your warning ABOVE the photo.. boner started before i could even click View Full Size. and that i did :)) mmmmm….

  28. OnTheRealThough

    Damn, Kourtney is looking better than ever now. Wow…but she loses sexy points for fuckin with that corny ass loser, Scott.

  29. Cardinal Fang

    Love to see the rear-entry wave that ass would make with an on-your-knees pounding. ok, I’ll volunteer.

  30. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    WOW what a ass! I like it!

  31. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    That thing has it’s own gravitational pull. Seriously, I can’t turn away….no really I’ve been trying to look away unsuccessfully for what feels like an hour.


  32. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    It’s like the world’s LARGEST APPLE… and I want to take several bites out of it.

  33. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    no matter where she sits down.. she achieves optimum comfort….

  34. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    the first two pics WOW!!!!!!!! thats an ASS my friends!

  35. brit

    Fat ass, floppy tits, no talent, no personality, goat face.
    I see a dozen women on the beach better looking than than K&K every day.

    Why do we extol the virtues of these whores?

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    bi chick
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    OMG this proves it…Kim K is PERFECT. Those who say she’s fat, are either anorexic or twice as fat.

  37. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Dudes …. come on…. who wouldn’t nail either one of them.
    Both of these girls are fricking HOT. Now Khloe ….there is a beast.
    Are we sure they came from the same womb????

    • April

      lmao Lamar like it lol she da onli one married n dey (kim n kourtney) stay gettin dogged publicly

      • joker

        cuz she married a white guy not some spade who uses women like kim n khloe …. now they cant get decent guys because they’re now Tainted

  38. Grand Dragon

    i came

  39. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    This picture makes no sense. Someone explain.

  40. BlackMetalChocobo

    I feel like Dave Bowman at the end of 2001. “It goes on forever…my god…it’s full of stars!”

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    Parker Stevenson
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    OMG, from the waste down from behind, for a moment there I thought I was looking at my ex, Kristie Alley — goshdarn is Kim ginormous!

  42. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I’m not anorexic or obese… and I still wouldn’t put my fake dick in Kim K.

    Kourt on the other hand… fuck yes.

  43. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    how in the HELL is that ass so big. It doesn’t make sense proportionally with her body. It’s like a mutant ass… god help us all.

  44. oermens

    that ass is a miracle of nature

  45. Dennis

    Thar she blows! A fucking freak of nature she is.

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    Harry Doyle
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    I’d pork the Kourt!

  47. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    WOW,,, I like Kim and all, think she’s a hot chic, but all I see when I see her is her in that damn Ray J video!! lol!! Sorry, but she’s all plastic surgeried OUT!!! Come one folks… they HAVE to look good, we would all look amazing with a crap load of cash:) Trust me… Kim, sorry but your ass is too PHAT!!!

  48. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I think they should all 3 do porn:) HEY they already have labels on everything else to mankind:) lol!!

  49. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Her voice is sooo monotone,,, not sure if I could handle being around her all day… NO wonder she’s with that looser… I’d let her handle some business downstairs though:)

  50. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I’d fuck both those biatches so hard, that when I finish, my whoremongering nuts would shrivel up like raisins due to a lack of nut juice. Then I’d lay down and read ancient Chinese porn while Kim’s sucks on my flaccid dick and Kourtney flickers her tongue ever so lighlty up and down the balls and shaft of my dick. Not too bad a fantasy, eh?

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