Kim Kardashian Wants You to Watch Her ‘Hook Up’ – Wait. Again?

“I think my name written in rhinestones on it lets y’all know I ain’t about to tolerate no weak-ass chips at my party. You bring Pringles or you get yo’ ass out.”

Seen here filming her new reality show Kourtney and Kim Take New York yesterday, Kim Kardashian proved either she, or more likely her producers, took notes from Jersey Shore because the spin-off is going to feature lots of “hooking up. And also a midget. (You’re still the hot one, Kourtney.) People reports:

Everyone is now trying to hook me up,” she says. “In a way, since I hate meeting new people and I hate that first-dating thing, it’s kind of reassuring to know, ‘Okay, this [person] knows them, so maybe they’re normal.'”
Whether or not she finds her one true love, Kardashian could be in the mood for romance as she and her sister establish a new Dash clothing store in Gotham. “I’d be down for some hookups,” Kim says.

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume one of those hookups is Kanye because I don’t know how else you explain him willingly film an episode of this shit provided you ignore all the evidence of him being crazy. Unless, of course, this is some sort of sick penance demanded by Taylor Swift. In which case, I don’t know how she sleeps at night. Have you no soul?

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