How I Know Kim Kardashian Didn’t Have A Threeway With A Porn Star

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2012

For reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with staring at Alexander Skarsgard GIFs for hours until they penetrated the very fiber of my being, I completely missed porn star Julian St. Jox claiming he had a threesome with Kim Kardashian and another dude at a swinger’s party in 2001. Via RadarOnline:

“It was around 11:30 p.m. when Kim showed up with a black male,” the porn actor tells Star. (Kim, now 31, was married to music producer Damon Thomas at the time, though it is not clear if he was her date to the sexy shindig.)
St. Jox exclusively tells Star he was accompanied to the revelrous get-together by another porn star named Emily Ann.
“As soon as Kim walked in, everyone was looking,” he said. “She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face.”
St. Jox exclusively tells Star his date to the party took a liking to Kim and propositioned her, which led to some dirty dancing.
“She was wearing a tight miniskirt and tank top and designer shoes and bag,” he remembered. “From afar she looked gorgeous. She had a great body and seemed bright … [she] something special about her: a je ne sais quoi.”
St. Jox exclusively tells Star the gorgeous reality star and her date eventually found the two porn stars in a private room, leading to Emily Ann and Kim having sex.
Soon, St. Jox had sex with the future reality star, who he said “looked like she was enjoying herself very much.

I like how this dude expects us to believe all this even though everyone knows Kim Kardashian only has sex when Kris Jenner tells her to in front of a camera. Also, I haven’t seen an official Vivid sex tape with a woman in the background yelling, “This gun is loaded, Kimberly Kardashian, don’t you dare make a run for it,” so, yeah, I dunno.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet