How I Know Kim Kardashian Didn’t Have A Threeway With A Porn Star

August 23rd, 2012 // 57 Comments
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For reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with staring at Alexander Skarsgard GIFs for hours until they penetrated the very fiber of my being, I completely missed porn star Julian St. Jox claiming he had a threesome with Kim Kardashian and another dude at a swinger’s party in 2001. Via RadarOnline:

“It was around 11:30 p.m. when Kim showed up with a black male,” the porn actor tells Star. (Kim, now 31, was married to music producer Damon Thomas at the time, though it is not clear if he was her date to the sexy shindig.)
St. Jox exclusively tells Star he was accompanied to the revelrous get-together by another porn star named Emily Ann.
“As soon as Kim walked in, everyone was looking,” he said. “She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face.”
St. Jox exclusively tells Star his date to the party took a liking to Kim and propositioned her, which led to some dirty dancing.
“She was wearing a tight miniskirt and tank top and designer shoes and bag,” he remembered. “From afar she looked gorgeous. She had a great body and seemed bright … [she] something special about her: a je ne sais quoi.”
St. Jox exclusively tells Star the gorgeous reality star and her date eventually found the two porn stars in a private room, leading to Emily Ann and Kim having sex.
Soon, St. Jox had sex with the future reality star, who he said “looked like she was enjoying herself very much.

I like how this dude expects us to believe all this even though everyone knows Kim Kardashian only has sex when Kris Jenner tells her to in front of a camera. Also, I haven’t seen an official Vivid sex tape with a woman in the background yelling, “This gun is loaded, Kimberly Kardashian, don’t you dare make a run for it,” so, yeah, I dunno.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet

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  1. El Jefe

    Four people are a fourway or foursome, not a threeway or threesome.

  2. Skippy

    The Armenian whore, true to form.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress Weight Gain Frozen Yogurt Kanye West
    gin&tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    joke of the day: kim’s 5″2 and kanye claims to be 5″9. gets funnier everytime i see them together

  4. And this is something he wants people to know about him??

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  6. Deacon Jones

    What a little slut…. 11 years ago would put her at 20 getting gang banged. Pre-ass implants, that is.

    • Gin@Tonic

      getting gand-banged by porn stars no less. hell, at 20 the only porn stars I was getting banged by were the indomitable duo of Suzie Palm and her evil twin Lisa Lefty. then my college roommate came back from night class and I had to pretend I was doing carpal-tunnel rehab exercises (sadly this story is true, that was the only explanation my dumb ass could come up with at the time)

    • Deacon Jones

      I got caught before. I left a giant bottle of Jergens right next to his keyboard. Kind of hard to argue around that one.

    • Meh, in the new America, she should be called “Sexually Liberal” … I have no problems with women being sluts at that age. I do have a problem with them being able to make a career because of it … because I couldn’t make a career out of it ffs

  7. Rebecca

    She was like 18 or 19 and married to a much older dude, I’m sure she has daddy issues. It’s kinda sad actually.

  8. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Well it looks like there will be another addition to that porn movie made thousands of years ago. the only question is will it be like 2 girls one cup.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “AH PITY DA FOOL DAT HITS DISS ASS!”

  10. Whoopi

    I tried to read some of her comments. Then I stopped, thinking… why am I getting bored. I don’t care for Kim or her boring life?

  11. YagiSka

    YagiSka exclusively tells Star he’s tired of Kim Kardashian stories.

  12. Matt Lauer

    Based strictly on mass, Kim alone in a room with her ass probably counts as a 3-way.

  13. a big perv

    Well I’m a big perv and have never heard of those porn ‘stars’ before (although I actually only know female ones) so I call bulls**t.

  14. Jack Ketch

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOO … totally talentless MOO COW.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Size 2, huh ? LOL

  16. You're my bitch

    Who cares? Cows are only good for one thing: handbags.

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    Bri Owens
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf.. I told you the other day, Kim. GET OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

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    [img]http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1345739147563692017.jpg[/img]

  19. rantatonne

    when i read that he said she “seemed bright.” I was about to call bs, but something stopped me. Not the fact that she has managed to make millions without doing anything of worth, but that he only said seemed, not is.

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    Brittany
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she wearing an inside-out pillow case?

  21. Basement Jack

    I find this hard to believe since her sex tape was so classy and all.

  22. Ann's Curry

    Well the idea of becoming a glorified urine cake had to come from somewhere. I doubt Kris Jenner comes up with everything by herself.

  23. Ahhhh Kim, it’s amazing how this tidbit of news came out at the same time that your celebrity luster is wearing off. Shame on you posters for not recognizing the fact that though Kris Jenner didn’t set the threesome up, she had a hand in getting the story released everywhere. Kim needs the attention as her family show is going under and she has nothing left to be famous for, other than dating a douchebag in Kanye West….

  24. Eddie Baby

    “…something special about her: a je ne sais quoi.”

    She had a big booty that he wanted to tap.

  25. LolleyGagger

    She IS the pornstar in that moresome there was no other pornstar.
    She had sex on camera and got paid for it that’s being a pornstar.

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    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s eating frozen yoghurt, is that a form of cannibalism?

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    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    Skunk…

  28. Anonymous

    You know on one hand– it’s easy to believe that Kim K went to a gangbang with a bunch of blacks. On the other, she’s been overexposed by the media for YEARS now and this story is barely now coming out?

    Did her mom finally say “Shit’s been too quiet. Time to let St. Jox run with his story?”

  29. Really? We had to go that far back in time to find a report of Kim K getting finger cuffed by some brothers?

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    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim’s a freakin dullard, but what a body.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress Weight Gain Frozen Yogurt Kanye West
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress Weight Gain Frozen Yogurt Kanye West
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  34. Cookie

    Guys STFU w/ the “moo” jokes…shes obviously isnt a cow…shes a human just like you & me. Seriously it aint funny & you just sound lame & really immature…stupid fks

    • kimmykimkim

      LMFAO!! Hey, everybody, we’ve been wrong this whole time. Apparently, it’s human. I really had no idea.

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh, shit, I almost forgot: MMMMMmmmmmmmmOooooooooooOooooo.

      • cookie

        Wow u really are a stupid ignorant piece of shit, arent you?! U stupid asswipe! While u keep making stupid fkin comments about kim and keep calling a cow and all dat other dumb shit ur saying, she will be happily laughin her way to make. Bitch makes WAY MORE than ur shitface ass will make in a fkin lifetime. Ur just some pathetic ugly dicksucking motherfkin asshole. UR LIFE MUST BE UTTER FKIN SHIT U STUPID ASS SCUMBAG.

  35. LOL

    she loves BBC

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone forgot to turn on the iron.

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    hadies
    Commented on this photo:

    Silly Kim,superfi is right!,bet on black all you want dumb ass lady,you know the white chess peices always make the first move,you realise that the first move always makes the white side more domminant,+likely to win!Why are you so dumb.I am going to have t-shirts printed for you K.West is not right for you!.Why to the wrong side of the tracks,oh OJ!you must have realy liked him coming around to the house.Interatial marrige to these mindless thugs onmly ends in tragedy!

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    hadies
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh a villain looks from behind the glass pane,the villain he might think himself to be,the simple b chappy.But that is what he is,Othallo can not help himself,he must possess the woman of his desires.Oh you wild eyed beast of the Projects,you unwerthy inherritor,leavre her now,for she is of higher class,than your sinister dreams,oh you black brigan,you jim crow.leave her alone.You make me scream.King Kong take your hands off of her,what has possessed her mind?Her mother is a tramp.Her father can not be here to give hher wise council.I fuckin hate you.Black bum hole,that you are…………..NOT RACIST,JUST HONEST.K.West you are not GOOD enough for her.You and Ray Jay have CHOSEN to Defile her.Why?we both know why..It’s because you can,you could have any white woman you want,and you do like the blue eyed Masses daughter!oh yeah!you do!not your own ho’s,like P-Diddy with dumb ass P.Hilton,you chose whiey’s woman on purpose,to prove a point,well you’ve done that,now,juust GO!Thats right leave her,leave her a loneust pleaese do what is right.You are not right for her.Go with your own people now.

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    Shelby
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good here.

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