Kim Kardashian Hates The Paparazzi Now

Kim Kardashian and the paparazzi have a well-documented symbiotic relationship to the point that her ass is a cottage cheese industry in and of itself. (Pretty sure I used that term right.) She even purposely packed her pregnant gut into ridiculous outfits like a sausage specifically so they’d take more pictures of her. Except now she wants to shut her Frankenstein down and spend the last few weeks of her pregnancy in private which would work if they only showed up when she called them and weren’t individuals with free will. So here she is whining on Twitter yesterday by claiming they threatened to kill their golden goose:

I wouldn’t let the paps get a pic of me today & they threatened my life & said if I continue to block shots then they will make my world dangerous to live in! How dare they threaten my life & my unborn child! This has gotten way out of control!
Yesterday 4 cars boxed me in. One in front, behind, & one on each side just to have me drive at their speed so they can snap through the window. Its really so scary what they are legally allowed to get away with!
or years I’ve always been so gracious. Every shot they take now just isn’t flattering & crazy stories get made up, so why would I willingly just let them stalk me & smile for them? Let me enjoy this last month of pregnancy please without threats & being scared to leave my home due to what dangerous thing they just threatened to do to me.
What will it take for there to be laws put in place to prevent this behavior?
I get I live a public life. I live my life on a reality show for the world to see. I love my life, but when the cameras stop, that doesn’t mean I don’t want a break too. I’m 32 yrs old now, about to be a mom. I’m not 25 clubbing around LA anymore. There’s no excuse for threats & stalking!

Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with Kanye fleeing whatever country she’s in because he hates being photographed by the photographers his girlfriend called so people will believe she’s his girlfriend. Nah, I’m sure Kim Kardashian just really, really wants her privacy. She’s probably quitting her reality show right now and cancelling the baby photos in People magazine as we speak. She’ll be a phantom now, a shadow in the night…

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