Kim Kardashian Hates The Paparazzi Now

June 7th, 2013 // 49 Comments
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Kim Kardashian and the paparazzi have a well-documented symbiotic relationship to the point that her ass is a cottage cheese industry in and of itself. (Pretty sure I used that term right.) She even purposely packed her pregnant gut into ridiculous outfits like a sausage specifically so they’d take more pictures of her. Except now she wants to shut her Frankenstein down and spend the last few weeks of her pregnancy in private which would work if they only showed up when she called them and weren’t individuals with free will. So here she is whining on Twitter yesterday by claiming they threatened to kill their golden goose:

I wouldn’t let the paps get a pic of me today & they threatened my life & said if I continue to block shots then they will make my world dangerous to live in! How dare they threaten my life & my unborn child! This has gotten way out of control!
Yesterday 4 cars boxed me in. One in front, behind, & one on each side just to have me drive at their speed so they can snap through the window. Its really so scary what they are legally allowed to get away with!
or years I’ve always been so gracious. Every shot they take now just isn’t flattering & crazy stories get made up, so why would I willingly just let them stalk me & smile for them? Let me enjoy this last month of pregnancy please without threats & being scared to leave my home due to what dangerous thing they just threatened to do to me.
What will it take for there to be laws put in place to prevent this behavior?
I get I live a public life. I live my life on a reality show for the world to see. I love my life, but when the cameras stop, that doesn’t mean I don’t want a break too. I’m 32 yrs old now, about to be a mom. I’m not 25 clubbing around LA anymore. There’s no excuse for threats & stalking!

Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with Kanye fleeing whatever country she’s in because he hates being photographed by the photographers his girlfriend called so people will believe she’s his girlfriend. Nah, I’m sure Kim Kardashian just really, really wants her privacy. She’s probably quitting her reality show right now and cancelling the baby photos in People magazine as we speak. She’ll be a phantom now, a shadow in the night…

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  1. sometimes pregnant women get the glow and full lips that actually make their faces more attractive.

    And sometimes pregnant women get this mush mouth thing that makes them look like the have fetal alcohol syndrome associated deformities.

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    If you take lots of photos, you’ll be able to observe the only living example of ducks interbreeding with cows. Use caution though, if the subject realizes she didn’t call you, she’ll send the wookie she calls a sister after you.

  3. Batu Khan

    Careful paparazzi! Pregnant cows are notoriously unstable and dangerous.

  4. What a dumb way to be “private”.

  5. MIKE

    Want the paps to go away? go into “hiding” the way you did when people found out you were divorcing Kris H. and stop calling those paps that you are nagging about.

  6. Randal

    THE IRONY! the attention hoe doesnt want the attention! honey, the paparazzi are the ones who are keeping your income and fame. Or else, HOW DARE THEY KEEP YOU RELEVANT FOR 6 YEARS? perfect example of biting the hands that feeds you… stop calling those paps and disappear like what kanye wants. Just because Kanye is your baby daddy now does not make you “hip-hop royalty” as you seem to think


    At this point I cant take her seriously. At the end of the day you became famous for putting out a sex tape and hanging out with paris. STOP trying to act like you hate the fame and attention because at the end of the day, its exactly what you wanted. If someone threatened you, we all know you would sue them and gladly take their money! yet she doesnt mind being filmed sniffing her sisters crotches.

  8. COW


  9. elephantman

    Fuck her and her stupid lips, cunt!

  10. Urbanspaceman

    Is her face pregnant?

  11. What a stupid piss whore. She purposely created this mess and made millions off of it; now she has to deal with the downside of being a disgusting attention slut. And, she’s going to find out that you can’t just turn off the paps…

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    Disgusting pig.

  13. COW

    There’s no way she wouldn’t let them take a picture of her. She makes her living off of the camera. If she’s so concerned for her safety and that of her unborn child, she’d get out of the business she’s in. Limits? She made a sex tape, sold it for money and has had cameras following her around for years for her many reality shows. I don’t think she has any limits, or self respect for that matter. Perhaps she’s just trying to get Kanye back.

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    Quack! Quack!

  16. Enidaj

    Oh Kim, you are now reaping what you have sown. Stop complaining.

  17. inkydink

    she truly is the most hideous looking pregnant woman i’ve ever seen. she’s super fat, her faced is jacked and she’s a stupid sow. do us all a favor and go the fuck away.

  18. Aggie

    Can we all just take a moment and give the paparazzi a standing ovation? Because this has brought so much joy to my heart.

  19. Ugly. Orange. Fat. Moo Cow. Certainly she can’t think that hideous orange make-up is attractive ??

  20. disco

    man, she is really average… Whats the hype?!!

  21. Kim, sugar plum, I can totally understand how you might want a break from the paps so you can finish up making your “nest” and prepare for the birth of your ankle-biter. Here is a tip: stay the FUCK home!

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    When did she turn 40?

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    “I get I live a public life. I live my life on a reality show for the world to see.”
    I don’t think she gets it.

  24. Jenn

    The pics they take now aren’t flattering. –there’s her real problem. Vapid cow

    • Robb7

      Exactly, she’s said as much — and add to that her lack of control — no Photo-shop, airbrushing or pic approval. Plus accompanying stories have been off-the-charts funny. Oh, Kuntie, your long, tedious ride is over!

  25. Nothing that comes out of this lying whore family’s mouth is true. Just trying to get sympathy. Fuck her, fuck her mom and yeah, fuck her.

  26. Burt

    She sought fame. Remember, most of us first her of her as Paris Hilton’s friend who also made a porn movie and also pretended it was leaked without her permission.

  27. Linnie

    Let’s hope she will be able to put together a proper sentence before her baby arrives.

  28. SsssHhhhh

    Who knew?,mad kow disease makes one udder-ly camera shy….

  29. COW


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    Same surgeon as Octomom.

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    Pregnancy does not become her. LOL MOOOOOOOO

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    HaHa, the Armenian peasant genes present themselves full blown. No amount of makeup can hide what she really looks like.

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    She can’t keep her mouth shut. Those huge lips can’t quit flapping

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    Fake knocked up slut.

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  36. Who cares

    Dear Kim,what can I say other than it’s all over for you.

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